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Apr 28, 2024 1:51 AM
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vakler
#4 How is the sofilla (gorouch?) a pointless purchase?
Deadpool854
#9
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BobaFettApproves
“……… that’s excellent “
Jaqdakloun
#44 What the Sam Hill is this ? And where do I find the rest ?
WouldYouNot
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Deadpool854
#5
JDHannan
Like, this is not how inertia works, right?
Silent1fd
This is Final Destination, Basic physics have been thrown out the window since the beginning.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
#40 Hell yeah, love Stromae. This is Alors on Danse if anyone is curious.
CitizenPrime
That song always made me think of the Beaky Buzzard from looney tunes
freakdiablo
#6 - This is the dumbest thing I've seen so far today, and I love it.
GravyEducation
OP I made you a sandwich
IdontEatBooty
That's fuckin delicious dog!
DragonBjorne
#48 Yo what the fuck!?
69thStPepper
#4 you need to come up with a better example, because that's essential
halkeye
I actually tried to find one now that I know it exists. It looks so soft
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I would totally buy that if it were real.
Gegenschein
Looks like AI generated
IliveIdyeIliveagain
#1 She looks 8 yo and 38 yo at the same time
BarkingBlackbird
Dad’s shenanigans will do that to a mf
Cashmoneybadger
You lose your front baby teeth when you're 5-7 years old
IPrefertheNight
Nobody is talking about #10?? Waiter caught a mouse with one foot and was totally chill. I would be running.
GravyEducation
I remember two separate occasions a bird got into this place i worked. The first one nailed a window head on. Nobody was there, but Rip. Second time one of the chefs got it in a trash bag and birb was released. Also we were near an apiary, it's a real quick way to get accustomed to bees. The poor fools kept drowning themselves in leftover soda though. And we'd have to make it clear to people that anyone with allergies should eat inside
applesforjuice
#15 the fuck is this bigotry doing here?
GrimLikesRum
#46 guaranteed has human body parts in his freezer
owlcatsanctuary101
Exactly. It's not even funny or anything. This kid has issues.
in9119iwas
I was wondering how you guys know what number is the thing you want to comment about, and surely it wasn't counting through (which I did up until now). Then for the first time ever I noticed that each item has a dedicated comment option in the context menu. TIL / facepalm
Tarmaccian
#1 My 5yo daughter is currently missing her two top front teeth. Dad has a new game to play now.
BlueRonfar
Have you shared the classic song? https://youtu.be/I-iFsxSNN2c?feature=shared
HypnagogicHallucinations
#7 what is it?
butnoelephants
Just some flier. He gets paid to hand them out. Most people refuse to take them because it’s usually junk. He tricked her into not only taking one but she was excited about it.
HardcoreMango
#50 I saw this a while back and am now obligated to curse you fine folks with it too.
GoblinTit
#25 When you make fun of someone else's reading comprehension but don't know the difference between "breathe" and "breath." SMH
JumperBones
#19 could interest @UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
I’m absolutely interested in that one! Great find!
SandwichRGood
#5 What’s going on here
melmboundanddown
I think you need to be a few years older and been a teenager when Final Destination hit the cinemas.
vakler
#50
HisBubbliness
Is it serving the Nothing?
ImADouchebag
No, that's the proctologist.
Dontknowwhattododevastated0
What a vagina sees during the Dr. visit.
TallynNyntyg
#22 I'm 100% certain I've grated too much cheese for something before. In that, it was too much cheese for something that takes a limited amount. Like for a quesadilla or something.
GravyEducation
Always keep ziploc bags. That cheese is now your snack for later. Or for tomorrow's 'dilla
davesaint01930
#38 they'd still fuck shit up.
rampartfranklin
#3 This is so sad.
DidYouDoThis
I don't see it. What's the the thing here?
wooshnowyouhavesmolpener
The Notepad thingy is called: Notities in Dutch. Notities as in No tities.
Boksha
It's descriptive. There's no titties in that app by default.
Hairymonkeyman
Anyone know the music on #48?
NorfolkEnchantsmate
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HOAMTH
@NorfolkEnchantsmate Chicago Nights (Slowed) by Spilled Coffee. Here's the best I could find for just listening to since the original is rather short. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0fsoXeb9o8
NorfolkEnchantsmate
Amazing! Thanking you!!
Hairymonkeyman
Thanks.
JakSandrow
#44 Sauce?
Hashbrown123
Danger 5.
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melmboundanddown
Kallas267
Danger 5. First season is pretty great, falls off quite a bit after that, though still fun.
bloobiebloob
#49 Wood. You?
MGellyGelly
#40 What is this banger?
PlatypusShankie
I legit thought that one guy was sitting and the other standing, not that it was Lurch and Napoleon throwing down together.
gelLord
stromae - alors on danse
MGellyGelly
Thank you kindly!
ivoryman50
cool video about him walking through the making of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_LBnW_oOvE
78927x4No1
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Jittergur
Is short dude Jamel Debbouze, from Amélie?
kanybal
Yes, and let me tell, that 60yr-old Miss Whatever doesn't hold a candle to how young he looks in this o_o I mean he came to fame fairly young, but Stromae is fairly recent in comparison, and much younger
kivioji
Yeah, but mostly he is Numerobis from Asterix and Obelix
Mesange
He was hilarious in that movie
MiguelitoG1979
Yes, he is
DragonBjorne
#27 What’s happening here???
melmboundanddown
Having fun with the mother in law
LucifersLoveSpuds
weed being burned at the back of then sucked into and blown out of a hair dryer to "hot box" a bathroom and get grany stoned
PowerFart
Maybe it’s arson. Maybe it’s maybelline
DragonBjorne
Maybe it’s millipedes.
alaest0r
#15
IdontEatBooty
VonC86
Number 15 seems to be perpetuating the "trap" mindset and that really sucks.
Remamian
Yeah kinda stopped here, that's some ace Ventura pet detective reaction, and not ok.
melmboundanddown
#15
VonC86
Thanks for the tag! I forgot ❤️
brisketdotcom
Completely agree. It's disappointing to see this kind of thing being tolerated on imgur.
demizu
Congrats I guess? first thought was " remind me to congratulate her because I didn't know. I kind of Feel like it should've come up on the topic of kids though"
VonC86
Man that's a ballin attitude! Exactly how I feel.
CrashInfinite
If you're in a relationship with very bad communication, that's a scary thing to find out. "Oh shit this relationship is so bad that my partner and I didn't even bother discussing a thing that is clearly not a big deal for them but it's a very big deal for me!"
VonC86
I completely agree with that! I think the joke that's being landed here isn't specifically about that nuance though, and that's why I called it out. I have some trans kids in my family so I try to shed light on how jokes like this can normalize a hurtful stereotype or a trope used to dredge up fear against people I love ❤️ Thank you for engaging!
IdontEatBooty
I posted this. The joke is about the Nuance. I have heard the word Trap, though I don't know what it means. I'm guessing it's when a trans individual doesn't tell you they are Trans, is that right?
MarsIsAfire
Not sure who DV'd you but +1 from me
VonC86
Thank you! I'm sure to some it feels like an over reaction to a joke, but that's why it's awesome to see so many people agree, and in kind ways! We can change hearts and minds with polite discourse on difficult subjects ❤️
VonC86
I mean, until that fails, then you punch Nazis. ❤️