I once played a munchkined out barbarian once who, when the DM got tired of my shit, was debilitated with a curse that semi-permanently lowered his intelligence to 1. We spent 5 or 6 sessions with the rest of the party desperately trying to cure their ringer in time for the Big Fight, while I RP'ed about him almost choking to death on biscuits, languidly staring directly into the sun, or struggling to understand simple dialogues much less formulate so much as a one word reply. It was fun.
doctorId
Snooj
He's clearly saying "You don't put your plates in a drawer, dummy".
ToSisPoS
So whose point of view was this?
Nightcaste
This is funny as hell. It also makes me think the on duty/ off duty commands should be the first thing taught.
SecondSince
No open! Only close!
killergrooves85
He’s doing the best he can! I’m doing the best I can.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Best. Drawer. Closer. Ever.
AgamemnonsMemes
He's confused but he has the spirit
AdmiralButtStuff
Armstrong is an idiot and I love him so much. Oh my god I miss my dog.
AsianLeprechaun
Such a good, if misguided, boy.
duktayp
I HALP
FireSolvesProblems
Chaotic Goodboy
thisisthefirstoneitried
They're good dogs Bronce!
Bigemedic
"Did I do good?"
No, pupper, you did the very best!
kaltralliart
Her method is pretty inefficient, that's why Armstrong object
Dedmunkey
Dog did nothing wrong
UserNamesArentEasy
Who stores plates in a drawer?
Also good doggy
TheDiscoVampire
He is doing his best.
Newdonster
Dogs are better than people.
JDHannan
Less repetitive too
Sorrontis
best of boys. don't worry Armstrong, you got this.
poopsmagoo
He was trained wrong as a joke.
Farfel8088
A dog in service to a blind person would be trained to close drawers so their human doesn't bust their shins.
Feralkyn
it is a meme
Felimelinesk
Oooh I get it now. My sis-in-law who can't stand an open door or an open drawer is in fact a labrador !
ElaineTheNPC
I love that she pet him anyway. Good doggo.
AdmiralButtStuff
He's a Retriever of some kind. They often have that perfect mix of stupid and smart to make them exceptionally endearing.
ElusiveThing
A lab.
HouseOfEvil
The dog is 100% correct in a situation because, who the hell keeps dishes in the drawer?
RecurringNightmare
right? glasses and dishes go in the cupboards above the work surface, pots and pans go below...
ReaperCDN
I do. Because my cat knocked them off the shelves so i had to get new ones.
HouseOfEvil
I hope the new cats behave.
boobsalot
Lol
peterbozeman
Who puts plates in a drawer? Plates go in cabinets.
PizzaCraig
THANK YOU! This is psycho stuff.
peterbozeman
The dog was telling her. "Ruff. No. Above counter. Cabinet. Not here. Ruff."
NightOwlRally
Bless him, his heart is in the right place though. This is what happens when you roll a 1 on intelligence and a 20 on charisma.
Kigliwoth
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Zephyr86
*cough* 18 if its a stat. 20 if its a check............ *cough*
Nightcaste
Those are racial mods on dogs
ErynGalen
I see you've met my dog
Feralkyn
I feel like he's got an 18 int, 20 cha and about a -10 on wis
Blud4BludGod
I once played a munchkined out barbarian once who, when the DM got tired of my shit, was debilitated with a curse that semi-permanently lowered his intelligence to 1. We spent 5 or 6 sessions with the rest of the party desperately trying to cure their ringer in time for the Big Fight, while I RP'ed about him almost choking to death on biscuits, languidly staring directly into the sun, or struggling to understand simple dialogues much less formulate so much as a one word reply. It was fun.
michiyl
I mean, the dog probably is wondering why the hooman puts the things from one side to the other - it has no concept of a dishwasher
MasterMookie
You roll your stats with d20s?
MikeRInternetTraveler
My group did this for a one-shot. It was fun in a stupid kind of way.
alcaray
3D6 is the right way.
kal1097
Always liked 4 d6 and for three stats you can take the 3 highest for the others you need the 3 lowest.
Yasashii93
“Why is he a dropout?
Oh, that’s why…”
KalEl3188
How do you get a dropout? I want one.
do7rkb5n
Find service dog programs in your area (hearing dogs, therapy dogs, etc, not just seeing eye or K9 dropouts) and talk to them.
poppinfresh1988
Oof. Talk to them? Might be a hard pass on that lol
do7rkb5n
😂 email them?
maincarrot
I think I'll just wait for them to just know who I am, that I want one, and text me.