notverygoodatall
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Aug 19, 2016 9:30 PM
notverygoodatall
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SquirrellySquirrel
I hope the bottom of your pants are perpetually wet.
proteinfartz
Jesus.... Fuck.... That ping
CrapSac
The whole point of this is that the technology is out there, but none of the major providers are interested in doing it.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Omg 4k porn!
JudgeJack
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRY.
Vitalhornet89
May your spoon always sink in your hot soup.
xuvial
Oh fuck that is just downright evil
smashpro1
1. Fuck you. 2. Wanna be friends?
xSeraph
Made this online and took a couple days to download.
feelsbadman
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
May the maggots of a thousand corpses infest your eye sockets.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Inspired by @shaneanigans
abeansits
Please die. I hate you.
Demauscian
Sweet! I love this one.
rusticraisins
I hate you. +1
Androidas
I second this. @OP, I hope your PSU burns out. +1.
Jennalele
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins, OP.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
are you single and can i move in with you? i love you, i promise....
theboythatlikestacos
thesceptre
"And that's when I shot him, Your Honour"
kongfuchicken
"Your Honor, the jury unanimously rules not guilty on jury nulification. That OP had it coming, rubbing it in like that."
LadyWidebottom
Looks like you're part of the 1% now, OP.
downvoteALLthepokemon
wifis matter
kingv360
@OP
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
I'm having a shit day and this only helps make it worse.
RadJesus69
As someone with Google fiber also, feels good man!
ARandomGenocide
Fuck you.
ItsThatOneAsshole
How much does google fiber run a month?
ChefObvious
Depends where you live and your provider. Anywhere from 49.95usd to 2100usd
NekoMiko06
70usd for gbit
ChefObvious
AT&T GigaPower, right?
sandiegosd
VenomousFangs
bolharr2250
*cries in 240p*
InvincibleMage
.
MermaidMansUnderwire
LO.........................................................................................................................................L
Ryukaa
no worries speedtest by default pings the nearest features server so its basically useless dataspeed you will never actually achive.
guggeriet
This one......
ermahgerdawoman
I chortled.
DarthMaddness
???
ermahgerdawoman
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=chortle
DarthMaddness
oh my glob that was a good one
Tywinning
144p tears still buffering
Dreadmoth
Connection timed out before the page loaded
BigSydney
still dialing up.. MOM GET OFF THE PHONE!
Lordpidomort
Legitimately happened to me yesterday.
jackharvest
+100.
Luthoratemybaby
Go step on a lego
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difficultdifficultlemondifficult
I love this
LifesAFilletOfFish
Calm down Satan
FudgingFutterNutter
With a corner digging into your pinkie toe.
CaptainLupa
A clear one
Johnthebadger
Well I never!
kawkamawaq
Brutal
Geauxtigs
Dude! Chill out a bit...
Hirsxh
Heh, a bit....
affib
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xat1/t51.2885-15/e35/11264810_804273153017009_1792940058_n.jpg
LiquidPoo
Damn bro. Damn.
Ramajam
We got ourselves a showoff
Crazytrain77
Even worse. http://imgur.com/En64i17
CyclopsSpike
HoldMyGlutenfreebeer
TAKE THAT BACK. NOW.
oslsblnrkrak
Isometimesupvotereposts
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AngryKoali
Yea! Then pay someone to power wash your house but do it in circles and not straight lines!
comicgeekynessover9000
Chill THE FUCK out satan
JCSmoove
Dat ping tho.
colinstu
biinky
Greatest comment of all time
Luthoratemybaby
I agree
mnorthwood13
Can't believe my town lost to fucking Kansas city for first rights...now we're nowhere near the top of the list
LadyWidebottom
As an Australian, that's funny. Our entire country got passed over because our government is trying to implement its' own system and failing
LadyWidebottom
The NBN is a colossal fuck up, half of the places that were supposed to get it still don't have it after 3+ years.
EvilBrainAngelHeart
There's a google datacenter in my town, and 2 other fiber providers, but we're not even on the list.
HexylForce
Where is said list?
Kosh3rBacon
I'm in a city in need of large infrastructure upgrades to make this halpen. City refuses, wanting any company to pay for all of it.
notverygoodatall
what city?
Valfein
History is written by the victors?
mnorthwood13
Bay City, MI. They mapped the streets, got a grant, changed a street name, mayor got a tattoo...we were 5th I think.
usernamesandsuch
Hey! Bay City!!! I know that place! Lol
mnorthwood13
Bay Shitty.... Saginasty...Midlame...Flint...
usernamesandsuch
Go to Northwood? I'm going off of your username
eion85
Did they offer to let Google lay wire for basically free? Because that's what KC did.
mnorthwood13
The grant was to decrease cost by like 80% of what was needed. All a town of 40k run to ground by dem leadership could get
dillabetes
http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hfuy1pwW1r4gei2o8_400.gif
Beckinpdx
I just found out this week that it wont be coming to Portland at all :'(
ItsThatOneAsshole
How does one find out if it's coming to ones own area?
Beckinpdx
https://fiber.google.com/about/ here ya go
ItsThatOneAsshole
Thanks a bunch!!!!
shaneanigans
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
BigGuy5692
And your arms be too short to scratch.
chiefvsmario
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usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
May your peanut butter toast drop upside down and get full of dog hair.
HarbingerOfButts
Maybe you always wake up exhausted several minutes before your alarm goes off.
TheifofZ
May your pillow always be uncomfortably warm.
TehStoner
And your nutsack!
renegadesurvivor
Crotch
lapisknight
May a family of tiny gypsies move into your navel, and steal your organs one by one.
MasterMutaito
Hmm, usually top comment when one of these is posted is "fuck you"
CaptainLupa
May 100 sandpaper dildos be shoved uo your spoiled ass. +1
fatherjokes
Giraffes*
InternetExplorer2001
May you live an interesting life.
JokerApproves
May your data be filled with incomplete packets.
TerriblePokemon
may a desert wind clean your orificaces with particles of sand
MV50
May the sewers of Rangoon flood into your basement
CmdEx
May a swarm of locusts feast upon your genitalia
jaybird85
+1 for sandblasting and orifices
TheGheen
Prayne de crabug ahm keike rinedere be-yogt iglo kes gron!
lyricallove
Ugh, we're just getting over a flea infestation. Like, my cat is finally getting comfortable with the floor again. That is super rude.
OldnSpicey
I about to move further into the country and have to go from cable to DSL :(
KinderSurpriseMF
May you confuse your shampoo with Preparation H and your head shrinks
DanOrtega
A friend girl used Preparation H for her eye bags. she kept her own tube on an undisclosed location from the rest of her family, though.
lyricallove
Isn't this a thing, though? I've read about it somewhere several years ago.
ThatGirlFromPR
"A friend."
DanOrtega
The most weird, creepy friend girl I had. She slept with a plastic fake severed hand as a Teddy Bear.
RabbiRothschildren
Haters gon hate OP
SendNewts
And slowly.
iprettymuchonlypostcats
May you step in a wet spot every time you put on a new pair of socks
Mustacheuaquestion
And your arms too short to scratch
LatteSupreme
May your pant legs never dry again
qussow
May your every bowl movement be as if you had eaten at Taco Bell the night before.
porksleeve
Current situation
SpoilersAreAPathToTheDarkSide
Shituation*
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
May every shit you take be a sticky, slimy mess that can't be wiped away, requiring a shower.
CjonPolanco
Dammit. I'm on the toilet and fuck if I was just thinking about,"how will I wipe this thoroughly?"
EarCheese
As an Australian who's only hope is adsl take your filthy +1
Roverz4lyf
The nbn says that construction is under way in my area but it's said that for about 3 months.... I'm here stuck with 1Mb/s download speed...
EarCheese
We aren't even in 5 yr plan here where I am
alivicwil
I'm at 10mbps tonight... Not unhappy with that. No ETA on NBN here.
TehRiehlDeal
Faster than 99% of the US, share or go use a sandpaper dildo OP
yhdxrp
It's even faster than Bucharest average.
doestrumptowerhavesteelbeams
*barbed wire butt plug
KuistiPanu
How much does that cost?
TheBrokenWizard
Google fiber is $70 a month for the 1000megabit plan, 130 for the 1000megabit plan and TV
ADedicatedDuck
Faster than 100% of Australia :(
malachitedragon
I'm pretty sure I've had bowel movements faster than Australian internet. You truly have my pity.
FleetingExplative
Holy shit!
Cheerfulinsanity
As a New Zealander, we have to use Aussie servers, from New Zealand. Less than 80ms is a good day
SatansFurryJamHats
Our infrastructure and providers are miles ahead though. Overall ADSL speed is at least a few mBits faster than aus.
MrSithSquirrel
I literally love in a circle of ADSL, every direction 150m away is VDSL....
Junktrunkjunkie
Op is part of the 1% how does it feel @OP ?
notverygoodatall
See the title
NotMichaelAtAll
I got faster than 94% of the US with 100 down and 20 up, so this guy's on the high end of the curve.
NekoMiko06
apparently 200+ is only 1 point better http://www.speedtest.net/result/5566279806.png
mkreku
Yeah, I'm on 250Mbit/s and I'm barely in the top fifth in Sweden:
superspacesaiyan
Sorry for being dumb but why is it being added 1 city at a time
BoopboopR0B0T
In my city, law states that the current cable providers(Comcast) have to move thier wires to make room on poles. They delay. Gog might leave
Shohanna
Oh hell, AT&T sued the city here to keep them from forcing them to move their wires for google. lol They lost but that cost us time and $.
smashpro1
Infrastructure issues.
BenStein40
Fiber wires, have to lay the shit down
HnngRightInTheFeels
Not anymore! they're probably going to be doing it wirelessly, still far faster than anything else ever.
Shohanna
Yeah, there were reports here that instead of fiber being laid they will do it wirelessly.. Count me out. :/
HnngRightInTheFeels
Chances are it'd still probably be faster/more reliable than any other provider.