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Dec 26, 2022 6:45 PM
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EricPisch
That’s me trying to shut the bathroom door “estoy poopin”
DaisyfromDownunder
Cats can tell you are a bag of bones covered in fresh meat. They can see in the dark and they can see that too.
DigYourselfBaby
terrylovesyogurt99
6pm and 9pm or I'm getting yelled at
PerpetuityPhoto
If this were my cat, he would crawl in and insist on cuddling with me, then paw at my face to try and wake me up. I'm sad now.
banelinq
They will resurrect you and make you a cat woman.
Craftsman
Earlier that day:
fuehrSleepVoter
Oh this is a good one!
mithiwithi
Cat scan.
Harryteeters
Sometimes... dead is bettah
twfx
nomorehate
Every day since the pandemic at 2pm the yowling starts. Daylight savings and sun position be damned, idk how they do it.
TsubakiTragic
Yeah, my girl knows 0550 every day of the year. Don't know why I bother setting a 0600 alarm, pointless.
nomorehate
Does she do laps across your sleeping body if you oversleep? My boys will aim for my "boys" if at all possible to be extra evil.
TsubakiTragic
Yes, she do... or she parks her face 1/2 inch from my nose. I hasten to add, I'm allergic to cats.
polepolekaz
I was not ready for this.
skip2043031415
They can't help it ... it's genetic ... they're cunning ... but cute ...
distractedFreek
And by wet food they mean your body.
BarkingBlackbird
Marukina
Quick! Before it dries out and tastes like kibble!!
davebeastly
UmAcshually
That can happen. Cats ate aunt Helen's face.
poscduke
No Dewey I'm asking about Aunt Helen
twfx
The old Egyptian goodbye…
Botticelliii
Specifically those eye balls
Woolencadavers
Dogs also eat your body, just as quickly! For all you cat nazi's, your pets gonna eat you too. Except.. cows. They're just nice.
DigYourselfBaby
Using the word 'nazis' in that way minimizes their atrocities. Please use a different word. Like 'fiend'.
Escapist83
Don't be a language Nazi.
PerpetuityPhoto
And then there're horses, who MIGHT try to eat you while you're still alive. Horses, man. They're fuckin' nuts.
amp99
capitalistdecadence
FairfaxJack
Brother went AWOL for about 2 week (in his camper traveling with dogs) but until he finally called there were a lot of Aunt Helen jokes
feren
bril350
You dont know what your talking about give the phone to dad!
spiderzim
Cats ate her face, here talk to Dewey he knows more about it.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Such a fucking phenomenal show!