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This one reminds me of a story that happened to me a few years ago. It's not overwhelmingly interesting or funny but my boyfriend won't let me live it down. I'll post it in the comments for y'all.
Dispari
Fun fact, Ayds absolutely refused to change their name all throughout the AIDS epidemic, which eventually caused their bankruptcy.
learntodoneatstuff
Bat Milk. It's the milk of the cave.
goddamnitgivemeausername
These are like fake product names from GTA.
beingthatguyagain
chakaru111
Gurgle?!
MadameRainbowPants
In S.Korea they had a fake kit-kat called tit-tat.
tentaclefriendly
You left out the Creme Colon
kkanne20
love me some jussipussi
SpitefulRed
"I'm sorry, I don't normally swallow balls, but THESE are vegetarian! Mmmm!"
CoolCatJerry
SurrealBill
Faggots are a type of food here in the U.K. They're off cuts meat in a meatball shape
Twichy
Op is
ExplainThisJoke
GeorgeGeef
"I'll have a barfy, with only puke on the side, please."
PascalCasedUserName
I have a feeling "My Dadz Nutz" was intentional
TheJazzGhost
Fucking lost it at Mr Brain's four pork faggots.
Thegodsofimgur
"Can I have your sausage bro? No homo though" "Sorry dude, homo's all I got"
beckylynchapples
Yus, +1 ????
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
That's
Obsidian3
thanks for this, i laughed my ass off.
illicit75
Theguywhowatchesyoufromthecornerwhileyoumasturbatetohentai
They knew what they were doing
sendmeshirtlesskylorenmemes
i mean anusol is for hemorrhoids
mimomisu
and Urinal is for UTI
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
It's pretty much the most straightforward name out there.
shutard
TurtIeproof
I would eat all of these. Including the suppositories and the fireworks.
PizzazTheAsexualAssClown
Nothing more refreshing than a bottle of coolpis
KTscrewoff
I don't think I can take four fingers....
tamerantong
http://imgur.com/hz13pCV
shutard
HuxleysValve
Anis isn't a product name, it's an herb
mehrdaGod
White baby only $1.27, I would have giessed they fetched more.
RavennaMagnus
That's just the starter pack. You gotta spend a lot more for it to reach its potential
mehrdaGod
That's how they getcha.
RedClaws23
God damn microtransactions
Somanyquestions
Pedo means children. Makes sense to have that on diapers. Pedophile isn't the ONLY word that can use that root.
Beelsebooob
Actually, pedo means foot, hence pedometer. Paedo means child.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
Pedo is spanish for fart.
m4uboy
gurgle though. shoulda thought of that earlier if ya didnt want kids.
baccci
I've read Gurgle a few times.. its the store magazine for Mothercare in the UK (largest maternity/newborn store).. never connected the dots
TheJazzGhost
Someone out there, there's an office of people writing for Gurgle magazine.
thetsunami
I kind of expected Terri Schiavo to be on the cover.
RoyaleWithCheeez
memeologees
Hahaha
FckyourselfSarah
I've heard Tranny Honey works a lot better then Tranny Vinegar.
angrymanzerobar
I don't know, Vic Vinegar got plenty of tranny action?
Frogapus
In general, a nice date works even better on us.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
How you doin'? Joey.gif
thebestsquishy
1. My story about cat smack: So about 3-4 years ago when my bf and I first started dating we decided to go on a road trip. After a few hours
thebestsquishy
2. we started talking about stopping for lunch, that's when I saw a sign that said something like 'kitten adoption today at Petsmart'
thebestsquishy
3. and like the red, white & blue blooded American female I am I got so excited over the thought of food and kittens that blurted out
thebestsquishy
4. 'OMG! I NEED TO GO PUNCH SOME KITTENS!' Somehow my dumbass had joined the words for pet and lunch, and my (very new) bf thought he was
thebestsquishy
5. on a road trip with some kitten punching psychopath.
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
No double dipping
Obsidian3
I don't thinks it's double dipping, Op's telling a story that relates to the post, makes the post more enjoyable.
CommentsWithGandalf
At least he knew the sex was going to be fantastic
redclaysmartass
Made me giggle.
RagnarLothcock
icky78
Thank you for that.
hippybobby
Are you fucking sorry?
andyskeels
This story is great over a big cup of depresso.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Are you fucking sorry, though?
ErinFromTheOffice
I mean, for all we know, he was on a road trip with some kitten punching psychopath. Or maybe a non-psychopath kitten puncher.