AndyTheDorkPunk
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Nov 14, 2017 12:08 PM
AndyTheDorkPunk
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TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
The ssssun! It burnssss! IT BURRRRNNNNSSSSSSSS!
D0cH0rrible
I have 2 year old and a 2 month old. This is too real
GolFoehammer
nailed it
MonsterGood
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
That is about right.
aroosternamed0melette
Ahhh Tuesdays
leinheart711
Next step is sleeping in a tent and hearing *STAND TO* outside. Thumbs up if you know what I mean
CryAboutIt69
Reposted, again.
AndyTheDorkPunk
Yup n proud for the whore points
RohitChandrawanshi
Nice
AdrianSkinerino
mondays.
NoisyPulsar
Life.
lionel1024
Is your name Linda?
dexstar3210
*days
Danmanbadman
It’s Tuesday.
elhopaness
On the bright side, he doesn't have to go to work because he's fired.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
My week goes Monday Monday.Jr Monday III Monday Sr. Pre-Saturday
MaxweIIhaus
Monday: Day 2.
MyNameIsPer
This.
thesmelge
I got woken this morning by someone wanting to talk about a job application I made. Asked them to phone back in 30min. 7hrs later, still not
thesmelge
I may have fucked this one up, but then again I'd have fucked it up on 3hrs of sleep anyway.
archygreen
Dude. No. You are definitely not getting a call back :(
thesmelge
Fuck them. Most agencies that see your CV then phone you are just harvesting your data and selling it on anyway
archygreen
Really? Is that a thing now?
thesmelge
It's been a thing for ages. Data sells. Companies will trawl websites and CVs for contact details. last time I got more marketing calls.
fucktruck
Try calling them back. It might work.
thesmelge
I'd managed 3 hours of sleep. I thought about calling them back but can't remember the company, the guys name or any of it.
fucktruck
:/ that sucks. I've had that happen before. Good luck on future endeavours, though.
ArtOzz
Me. Right now. I. Hate. Alarms.
IWasHereFirst
Get some automated lights and use it as your alarm! Never mess up your rem cycle again!
RedDwarfIV
go to bed 9 hours before you want to wake up
sorple
Me too, that's why I always wake up by my own accord two minutes early. Mornings are lovely. I hope this helps.
ArtOzz
=_= ...No...not really...
carbonatedmilk4
Try a yodeling clip. I'm often confused, never angry
strideo
About half the time I wake up before the alarm goes off. I think I must have unusually healthy sleep habits or something. Waking up hasn't-
strideo
been painful for me since my teens and twenties when I would just up late playing videogames and stuff.
TheTinyViking
I got one of those happy sunshine light alarms for my bday and it has changed my life. I wake up feeling like a disney princess.
Jineapple
This. A thousand times this.
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
"Thank you so much for not adding the artists name" -said no one ever https://jellyvampire.deviantart.com/
MaurnaElegYiar
Going on... 50? Hrs now awake. WOOOOoooOOOOoo
MaurnaElegYiar
BenSwol0
I am one of those asshole who rise each morning at 5:30 am and can function with no caffeine.
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BenSwol0
9:30 pm.
rockfireman
Same here, I very rarely drink coffee, and it's pretty easy for me to get up in the mornings.
XIXXXVIVIII
I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. And I hate your dog.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Hey I think you're cool, wanna go on a date down this dark alley? I'll meet you there in 5 just stay still
warriorofdiscord
Yea but I bet you don't get "I can conquer the world" second winds at 10pm.
sykoticflaw
I'm sure you're a lovely person in real life but I hate you so much right now.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
platonicwheelbarrow
Me too
xenocyde1224
Me too but I live in the wrong time zone
baseballboy3711
I too get up at 5:30 each morning and can function with no caffeine. But getting some at 9 am sure helps...
MonikaRuchniak
I would be if i didn't work second shift -_-
moonshadowkati
Lucky, if I wake up at 5:30 i'm running late.
AJanglur
Direfury
Don't worry. I don't hate you. But I'm gonna have to kill you and eat your heart to gain your power.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
MORNING LURKERS UNITE! quietly because everyone else is still sleeping.
LivingDecomposition
I hate you and want to be you at the same time.
OrangePanda
Then you sleep on a bed of lies.
wlee1953hotmailcom
Beast! LMAAO! Caffeine? Not a big deal! But being forced to wake up before the squirrels have had their coffee? That's different!
fortnitefemboy
FutureRageComics
i wake up each day 12.00 or 13.00, could not imagine going up at 5.00 lol i go sleep at 3.00 :)
Strongit
I strongly encourage you to sodomize yourself with a sharp stick.
BenSwol0
I strongly encourage you too live a long life and die peacefully in your sleep.
MnightShariaLaw
I mostly get about 6-7 hours of sleep on good days and still function well, I think.
NeverNonplussed
Fuck. You.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
After 10:00 am.
ObliqueRay
Seriously.
BenSwol0
TheDrunkenWrench
Same. Angers my SO to no end
BenSwol0
If I "sleep in" until 6:30 my body is sore and I have a headache all day.
archygreen
What?! Why?! Mine wakes up hours before me, which means he tidies the kitchen, walks the dogs and makes my smoothie :) lol
Bliffity
Teach me
cheeseguy3412
Looks like the fire nation attacked him, flames are a good way to cultivate adrenaline.
TheDerpDoctor
I’m one of those fucks that has to wake up at 3. I found an effective method. As soon as I hear my alarm I drop and do ten push-ups. AWAKE.
kanybal
You can totally teach yourself. I thought I really wasn't a morning person,and then I had to get up at 6.30 every other day (7.30 otherwise)
kanybal
Turns out I actually got used to it. Can still sleep 'till 10am on vacations but no more than that though
SchmidtyC
Research suggests keeping a routine as well as genetic components play into it. Some people are able to function perfectly on less sleep
BenSwol0
Yes, I do like routine and both my father and I are light sleepers. I function on about 3-4 hours of actual sleep, 8 hours in the bed.
Bliffity
Thanks
cauliflowersweetandsour
Could you also wake up and have sex at 5:30 and still function with no caffeine?
IfIWasaTowelWhyWouldIBeWearingThisHatandFakeMustache
Would never know.
IIikethecutofyourjib
I prefer mid. of night half asleep fuck fest. Someone doesn't know it's coming and its hot
cauliflowersweetandsour
Yeah I’ll go with that
BenSwol0
Yes. Done it a few times.
FlyingDutchGirl
No doubt with someone who can do the same
PsychicSpider
Does Professor X know you're revealing your mutation so willingly to non-mutants?
gustavwafflesson
Win
BenSwol0
Y-no