Heartbroken Father finds out daughter is not his when aliens meat suit malfunctions.

Aug 10, 2017 3:31 PM

Astrosonix

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My parents give me this look at least once a day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of my kids are weird. Something like this wouldn't even cross my radar.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That facepalm lol, I hope he had dinner guests over

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Earlier that day:

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Alien's? The meat suit of the alien?

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When you gotta get to the bathroom asap!

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

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That's just a side effect of raider rash.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dangit, you got up earlier this morning than me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you pooed your undies and walk like this to keep the devil donuts inside your garments

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Thats the I gotta poop dance..clench those cheeks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Title accurate AF

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Her father did not take well to the news that she had lost her brand new buttplug

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He should be proud

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn daddy!

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He was heartbroken the moment she put in a Texas Tech shirt.

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9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Downbooped for no nanner in gif

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh, what is this from?! I can't remember D:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Going to the store."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a vet, I'm sorry to say she has a terrible disease which causes this. Best thing for her is to be put down.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My brother used to pretend he was retarded in public to embarrass my dad. It worked very well.

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She walks like she wrecked her tech...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Her what?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her shirts is for the college Texas tech, their slogan is wreck 'em tech.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Texas Tech! I'm from Lubbock!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Context?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repost it again! REPOST IT AGAIN!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The disappointment on his face is so real..

9 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 0

... With the daughter, college, or what? Bc there's allot there to be ashamed about

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You'd feel the same way if your daughter was going to Texas Tech

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Shes gonna see more cowboy dicks than a pretty cow on the back 40

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've seen this reposted a few times, but it always makes me laugh because it's so sincere and so relatable.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Anyone know what the actual back story is on this?

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

"Heartbroken Father finds out daughter is not his when aliens meat suit malfunctions."

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

what's the real story behind this though?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He builds robots and he's disappointed with his own creation.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

she needs sugar water

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