Jul 25, 2018 1:47 AM
Owngina
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Brocktooon
AlaskanMatt
And boom goes his CDL.
DickPicEnthusiast
Be nice, clear your ice.
MothaflippinJames
Don't break the law, give your car time to thaw.
BeansForShort
The wipers, they do nothing!
theblackhole08
skywire
Directed by Michael Bay
LaFrosh
ballsy to drive through a hell of possible ice blocks at 100 km/h
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
I remember this being criticized to fuck in the winter. We all have sweaty balls so it's now cool. Ah fuck it have the upvote.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
That's felony endangerment in my state...
Mithi
Finally a different tune from those "How are they supposed to clean it" whiners.
DragonDildoChandelier
v
WinchesterTavern
elementaryschoollibrarian
BUt where did the truck go??
LeviFunk
This is what happens when you hit 88 mph in Wisconsin
SaucyDisses
Imadeupausername
Smoke bomb!
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Anything is a dildo, if you can drive well enough.
Mokelzwerg
It was gone. No trace of it. As if the cloud of snow had swallowed it.
jitspoe
'snow tellin'!
AdOculos
ghostfacevader
Narnia
reverendleonard
That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part...
Smayds
Anybody can saw a man in half. The real trick is not murdering them when you do it.
andrewW9
it went boom
red411
Storm warning. Snow storm moving in fast
NightfallEverdark
Not since the accident.
Mumalot
WHERE THE FUCK THE TRUCK GO!?
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
What it’s like chewing big 5 gum
LagIncarnate
I do that with the hood of my truck because it looks like I'm driving in the snow when in reality we got one snowstorm all winter
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
The truck was made of snow.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Snort
givemeyourpointsplease
Apeofdeath
Most drivers have no way to remove snow on trailer roof, few places have a bar that they can drive under and knock snow off
Bob64
Like this one?
Or this one:
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Fireball6360
This shit is something that would be like in a try not to get satisfied video
kevinbaken
Looks like the 401 in Ontario. Lots of morons do this.
AnthropomorphisingEverything
The paint on the bridge where the snow hits looks worn away.
moshpitmolly
I just started watching the Netflix series on this. Heavy Rescue 401. Recommended.
Some of my buddies are on that show! I dispatch for OPP. They’re superstars! Haha
PyroJohn
If I could vaporize 40,000 square kilometers of this earth, all of them would be the 401.
The commercial motor vehicles are doing a pretty good job at that recently.
babababaBirdbirdbirdbirdistheword
chieflookout
...goes the dynamite.
BarryAllensSole
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/and-boom-goes-the-dynamite-gif-1.gif
haihala
White dynamite
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
nicholasagream
You’d be surprised how often this happens in Australia.
Raxiel
Lots of discussion here about how could the trucker clear the trailer and 'how is it their problem?'. Thing is, that IS the drivers problem
A proffesional driver is expected to maintain a higher standard than some granny driving her Camry to the Bingo. 6
If snow is forecast, they should know it could drift on top of the trailer & plan for removal, even if it just means a route 4
that includes truck stops with the facilites or services to remove it. If they can't they stay off the road until its safe. 5
It didn't become their problem at the bridge, or when it snowed. It became their problem when they started making a living driving trucks.2
It's not a minivan, its an HGV, drivers have to plan routes around low bridges or tight turns, check brakes and lights are functional. 3
Dorsk84
IIRC thats super illegal to have left on the top of the trailer. Its cool and all but dangerous to anyone not paying attention.
governmentgavemeagun
*Dangerous to almost anyone if a large chunk falls onto your vehicle, even if you are paying attention.
clevermotherfucker
Not everywhere, and there isnt always a way to deal with it.
neffstradamus
Real truck yards have scraper gates to clear snow like this. Also, these freeze solid and have killed people.
Some shippers have them if they have their own fleets. Most do not let outside carriers use them. Truck stops do not have them.
BustinMakesMeFeelGood420
Almost happened to my bro. He was stopped at a red light and the truck was approaching from behind, the ice slid down onto the windshield 1/
2/ and he didn't stop in time. Luckily at the time my brother was driving a tank(don't remember the car model, but 80s & not made of plastic
CrazyCatLad
A triangular piece of ice flew off of a car into my lane and smacked right into my passenger windshield. Tried to dodge. Luckily 0 damage!
Wobbixx
It's called climbing on top of the truck with a shovel. You can always deal with it that way.
merlinious
How to climb on top?
Gabe1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Catapult and hope
Blanxmarx
Either a rigorous pulley system with a few booms and weighted offsets or a ladder.
Ywah, we dont have ladders unless we have flatbeds and its uncommon then
Its not safe, a driver wpuld get fired if their company learned they did as u recommend. What is ur career?
iamthecanadian
Then stay off the road. Simple solution
eijiwolf
Some countries in Europe actually make it a finable/punishable offense to drive with an un-cleaned truck.
Here in the states too but its uncommon. I have had this issue once and was offered no help from the shipper where i picked the trailer up.
RecurringNightmare
driving with that shit is what isnt safe...either clear your truck or dont drive...easy...
Sure. Ok. Yeah.
tanebou
I want to downvote because that truck driver is a dick, but that was a spectacularly satisfying explosion of snow so +1
buttcreambandit
Why would you downvote op cause the truck drivers an asshole. Just upvote op and call the truck driver a dick in the comments
KingOfAntarctica
Thats no splosion...
Oh come ON. That was a pun, a reference, AND in horrible taste. Which one of you tennis balls downvoted me?
gigsra
That’s what she said
istouche
Agreeed!
TheDerpingMemes
that like saying you brother is a dick for leaving the bathroom light on when your mom is paying the bills
jellybeandaddyjl
Sure...just let me climb on top of an icy trailer and push off snow. No..scratch that, im not getting up there and risking getting hurt.
So you risk losing your license, get sued into the ground ... good choice.
Better choice is to put many others in danger at highway speeds
tupacshomie
how is he supposed to get it off?
HIS FUCKING PROBLEM.
MidnightBreakfastClub
A shovel of some kind? Looks pretty load bearing from my uneducated position. Would that not work?
owowowcrampcrampcramp
Not at all safe to walk up there, even if you could get there.
PhilipJFryIII
A bar in the yard made for that exact reason
Sounds reasonable. But clearly this driver didnt have that so...
Stay off the road. This is illegal in many places
krs84
Dirty talk and some heavy petting.
Not sure what u expect him/her to do.
Get a ladder and shovel duh
Clean it the fuck up before driving on public roads. And before you ask how, the answer is always: HIS PROBLEM.
as a trucker it would be my problem and since you know everything i want your input.
Scaffolding: https://allgemeinebauzeitung.de/media/temp/csm_pv_S16-30398-3sp-abz04_904997e1ec.jpg
a nifty ladder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K9QFHNGHo
And of course fining the driver AND the trucking company will incite the latter to get their shit together
or a container with a guard rail: http://www.gueterverkehr-online.de/uploads/pics/ela-web_02.jpg
or for canvas-roof a tube that simply prevents water from collecting and freezing into ice:
https://www.krafthand.de/truck/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/R2___-1-768x510.jpg
i am rooting for global warming and an end to natural occurring solid state dihydrogen monoxide entirely.
Brocktooon
AlaskanMatt
And boom goes his CDL.
DickPicEnthusiast
Be nice, clear your ice.
MothaflippinJames
Don't break the law, give your car time to thaw.
BeansForShort
The wipers, they do nothing!
theblackhole08
skywire
Directed by Michael Bay
LaFrosh
ballsy to drive through a hell of possible ice blocks at 100 km/h
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
I remember this being criticized to fuck in the winter. We all have sweaty balls so it's now cool. Ah fuck it have the upvote.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
That's felony endangerment in my state...
Mithi
Finally a different tune from those "How are they supposed to clean it" whiners.
DragonDildoChandelier
WinchesterTavern
elementaryschoollibrarian
BUt where did the truck go??
LeviFunk
This is what happens when you hit 88 mph in Wisconsin
SaucyDisses
Imadeupausername
Smoke bomb!
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Anything is a dildo, if you can drive well enough.
Mokelzwerg
It was gone. No trace of it. As if the cloud of snow had swallowed it.
jitspoe
'snow tellin'!
AdOculos
ghostfacevader
Narnia
reverendleonard
That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part...
Smayds
Anybody can saw a man in half. The real trick is not murdering them when you do it.
andrewW9
it went boom
red411
Storm warning. Snow storm moving in fast
NightfallEverdark
Not since the accident.
Mumalot
WHERE THE FUCK THE TRUCK GO!?
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
What it’s like chewing big 5 gum
LagIncarnate
I do that with the hood of my truck because it looks like I'm driving in the snow when in reality we got one snowstorm all winter
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
The truck was made of snow.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Snort
givemeyourpointsplease
Apeofdeath
Most drivers have no way to remove snow on trailer roof, few places have a bar that they can drive under and knock snow off
Bob64
Like this one?
Bob64
Or this one:
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Fireball6360
This shit is something that would be like in a try not to get satisfied video
kevinbaken
Looks like the 401 in Ontario. Lots of morons do this.
AnthropomorphisingEverything
The paint on the bridge where the snow hits looks worn away.
moshpitmolly
I just started watching the Netflix series on this. Heavy Rescue 401. Recommended.
kevinbaken
Some of my buddies are on that show! I dispatch for OPP. They’re superstars! Haha
PyroJohn
If I could vaporize 40,000 square kilometers of this earth, all of them would be the 401.
kevinbaken
The commercial motor vehicles are doing a pretty good job at that recently.
babababaBirdbirdbirdbirdistheword
chieflookout
...goes the dynamite.
BarryAllensSole
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/and-boom-goes-the-dynamite-gif-1.gif
haihala
White dynamite
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
iLikeToRubMyToastsTogetherAndMakeAFireSandwich
nicholasagream
You’d be surprised how often this happens in Australia.
Raxiel
Lots of discussion here about how could the trucker clear the trailer and 'how is it their problem?'. Thing is, that IS the drivers problem
Raxiel
A proffesional driver is expected to maintain a higher standard than some granny driving her Camry to the Bingo. 6
Raxiel
If snow is forecast, they should know it could drift on top of the trailer & plan for removal, even if it just means a route 4
Raxiel
that includes truck stops with the facilites or services to remove it. If they can't they stay off the road until its safe. 5
Raxiel
It didn't become their problem at the bridge, or when it snowed. It became their problem when they started making a living driving trucks.2
Raxiel
It's not a minivan, its an HGV, drivers have to plan routes around low bridges or tight turns, check brakes and lights are functional. 3
Dorsk84
IIRC thats super illegal to have left on the top of the trailer. Its cool and all but dangerous to anyone not paying attention.
governmentgavemeagun
*Dangerous to almost anyone if a large chunk falls onto your vehicle, even if you are paying attention.
clevermotherfucker
Not everywhere, and there isnt always a way to deal with it.
neffstradamus
Real truck yards have scraper gates to clear snow like this. Also, these freeze solid and have killed people.
clevermotherfucker
Some shippers have them if they have their own fleets. Most do not let outside carriers use them. Truck stops do not have them.
BustinMakesMeFeelGood420
Almost happened to my bro. He was stopped at a red light and the truck was approaching from behind, the ice slid down onto the windshield 1/
BustinMakesMeFeelGood420
2/ and he didn't stop in time. Luckily at the time my brother was driving a tank(don't remember the car model, but 80s & not made of plastic
CrazyCatLad
A triangular piece of ice flew off of a car into my lane and smacked right into my passenger windshield. Tried to dodge. Luckily 0 damage!
Wobbixx
It's called climbing on top of the truck with a shovel. You can always deal with it that way.
merlinious
How to climb on top?
Gabe1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Catapult and hope
Blanxmarx
Either a rigorous pulley system with a few booms and weighted offsets or a ladder.
clevermotherfucker
Ywah, we dont have ladders unless we have flatbeds and its uncommon then
clevermotherfucker
Its not safe, a driver wpuld get fired if their company learned they did as u recommend. What is ur career?
iamthecanadian
Then stay off the road. Simple solution
eijiwolf
Some countries in Europe actually make it a finable/punishable offense to drive with an un-cleaned truck.
clevermotherfucker
Here in the states too but its uncommon. I have had this issue once and was offered no help from the shipper where i picked the trailer up.
RecurringNightmare
driving with that shit is what isnt safe...either clear your truck or dont drive...easy...
clevermotherfucker
Sure. Ok. Yeah.
tanebou
I want to downvote because that truck driver is a dick, but that was a spectacularly satisfying explosion of snow so +1
buttcreambandit
Why would you downvote op cause the truck drivers an asshole. Just upvote op and call the truck driver a dick in the comments
KingOfAntarctica
Thats no splosion...
KingOfAntarctica
Oh come ON. That was a pun, a reference, AND in horrible taste. Which one of you tennis balls downvoted me?
gigsra
That’s what she said
istouche
Agreeed!
TheDerpingMemes
that like saying you brother is a dick for leaving the bathroom light on when your mom is paying the bills
jellybeandaddyjl
Sure...just let me climb on top of an icy trailer and push off snow. No..scratch that, im not getting up there and risking getting hurt.
Mithi
So you risk losing your license, get sued into the ground ... good choice.
iamthecanadian
Better choice is to put many others in danger at highway speeds
tupacshomie
how is he supposed to get it off?
Mithi
HIS FUCKING PROBLEM.
MidnightBreakfastClub
A shovel of some kind? Looks pretty load bearing from my uneducated position. Would that not work?
owowowcrampcrampcramp
Not at all safe to walk up there, even if you could get there.
PhilipJFryIII
A bar in the yard made for that exact reason
tupacshomie
Sounds reasonable. But clearly this driver didnt have that so...
iamthecanadian
Stay off the road. This is illegal in many places
krs84
Dirty talk and some heavy petting.
clevermotherfucker
Not sure what u expect him/her to do.
iamthecanadian
Get a ladder and shovel duh
Mithi
Clean it the fuck up before driving on public roads. And before you ask how, the answer is always: HIS PROBLEM.
clevermotherfucker
as a trucker it would be my problem and since you know everything i want your input.
Mithi
Scaffolding: https://allgemeinebauzeitung.de/media/temp/csm_pv_S16-30398-3sp-abz04_904997e1ec.jpg
Mithi
a nifty ladder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K9QFHNGHo
Mithi
And of course fining the driver AND the trucking company will incite the latter to get their shit together
Mithi
or a container with a guard rail: http://www.gueterverkehr-online.de/uploads/pics/ela-web_02.jpg
Mithi
or for canvas-roof a tube that simply prevents water from collecting and freezing into ice:
Mithi
https://www.krafthand.de/truck/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/R2___-1-768x510.jpg
clevermotherfucker
i am rooting for global warming and an end to natural occurring solid state dihydrogen monoxide entirely.