BallsackMcGirkin
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I got the manflu... I can't do anything, I can't eat, sleep or breathe, my nose is filled with something between sticky slime and gravel... My legs don't carry me anymore... Every single position in bed feels like death... I can't even hold my phone up to browse Imgur... I feel like this is it... I just wanted Imgur to know... I love you all and see you on the otherside.
Cheyzam
@OP my deepest sympathies and wish you a speedy recovery, SALLY
treefrog
Have you called the Make a Wish Foundation yet?
MissChevious2012
You running a high fever? Like 98.8?
yayo515
winterbourne
TheTeamClinton
Get well soon lil' buddy.
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DistantRelativeOfTommyRepeatTimmons
imthereasonwarninglabelsexist
The best is day two when the diarrhea kicks in. I lost like 10 lbs in 48 hours. Shittiest diet ever. 5/7 would recommend.
MrCDXX
Got the flu + pneumonia one time...I honestly didn't know what "being sick" really meant before then. I seriously almost died...so shitty.
definitelyahumanandnotarobot
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Thanks for the hearty chuckle +1
pattytooquick
Make sure you bitch a lot a just dread breathing. Otherwise you aren't doing it
alticaarden
I have two male roommates who both came down with manflu at the same time. I felt like a ww2 field nurse
RockettttMan
Listen, pull your shit together. Grab your fucking straps. Make a cup of tea and smoke some Marlboro reds.
RoastedSalted
I am also struck currently with manflu. Missed two days of work and too weak to enjoy it. It suuuuuuuucks.
BallsackMcGirkin
Hope you survive, brother.
BOOBIEvonTRAPP
ieatCheezIts
if you respond to this then you're doing alright now.
BallsackMcGirkin
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Yolocycle
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
mieuu
Darwinism is basically just hoping you meet a woman before being stricken with the manflu, just so you can live through it.
notmyfirstrodeo
If you notice that you are bleeding from your fingernails and eyes, you probably got Ebola.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Still not as bad as manflu.
FarOutWest
Ah yes the new aids
BallsackMcGirkin
Yeah, but they got a vaccine for that... ffs.
OhNibbles
Rodltwo
You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
MajorPubes
Later bruh
AjaxOathbreaker
xeldragox
You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
zeetsmageets
This sounds like a familiar quote. But I can't remember from what.
xeldragox
It's the next line.
TysonGoesOutside
MnemonicMonkeys
I got a man cold last summer. I was coughing so bad that the coughing alone made me throw up
BallsackMcGirkin
I know how that feels... my god, im just waiting for that moment with fear.
MoreTacosPlease
My husband had the man flu once, he hasn't been the same since.
ILikeBreakingPots
Is that why you prefer tacos now?
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
He'll need your support more than ever. Surviving man flu isn't something you bounce back from like say child birth or being shot.
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Nor amputation
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Nor amputation
poorwhitetrash
A pain far worse than childbirth.
KingCunt
Women will just never know our struggle
Monowas
I heard it is like giving birth to yourself
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I'm going to use this, cheers.
magundi
I doubt that.
CWMoudi
CWMoudi
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Kidney stones are about that painful. Had em 3 times. Didn't even get to breastfeed them.
BallsackMcGirkin
I've had gallstones. My gallbladder was removed 3 years ago. One of the worst pains. I also got Hortons. Sometimes I wonder how am I alive