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I ain't no cook, but I can follow instructions
WrongUn
you call these dad jokes, I call them comedy fucking genius
Vicyorus
I'm laughing so hard at #11
yourbassist
That remote...raw chicken. *shudders*
GatoSupreme
Your dad is a potatoe? #8
JeezusMan
Can't wait to be a father. Step 1: Find a girlfriend.
republicofme
Coraall
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
First born daughter is due in July. Favorited, and thank you OP.
l00ny
You're welcome. Congrats :)
CarlVon
As a father, i'm taking notes to use in the future...
Aathole
Same here
SimonSaysNO
Yes.
spaceasaurusrex
Real talk. What is on top of the bird?
l00ny
What is it?
EnergizerKenny
hardboiled eggs it loogs like
l00ny
Oh, I think those are onions