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DJasperProbincruxtheThird
The comments alone make it worth reading OP's lies
Fauxtool
that didnt happen
ZachPutland
HA! IT'S FUNNY TO DESTROY PEOPLE'S PROPERTY WHEN I DON'T LIKE THEM!
rbudrick
Well...yeah, it is.
ForceHunter
The whole starbucks applauded and then the employees thank the lady for setting her straight!
southerstar
So much bullshit in one post
SlimJimmy69
Unicornshit I think, or bronyshit?
Pseudoruse
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
2000CalToblerone
Are these Tumblr-style stories migrating to other platforms now?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
A lot of work to bitch about dumb shit.
mastermazeproductions
yaaa thats super illegal and that girl can totally sue, even if she was being a total bitch and holding up the line
AD1CTV
What are the little (c)'s?
Thyme
Never seen it before, I assume it means (continued) like (1/3) (2/3) (3/3)
TheSideQuestsOfZelda
continued
ICarpeYourDiems
And that's why we need this new bill passed, Senator.
VigorousButtstuff
HOW DARE PEOPLE LIKE SOMETHING
PhiIIipJFry
"The phone started making noises" spoken by someone who has never seen a phone dunked in liquid outside of cartoons.
usuallyarandomalwayssunnycomment
http://imgur.com/GtfvuOM
SlimJimmy69
The FAKEST News
emmmbers
PaulSmackageFromGrapevineTexas
Why isn't this the top comment?
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
Excellent
FatCat7d3
Imaaaaggggiiiinnaatttiiiooooooonnnn......
misterbookman
QuadrilateralEnix
/r/thathappened
GGCrono
That is an excellent gif. Saving that for future use.
oenixphganlo
How can she shake the frapp? Wouldn't it all spill out the top?? there is a huge opening on top for shit to spill out of..
ponytoastu
HOW CAN SHE FRAP?! HOW CAN SHE FRAP!?
Sasuuni
She didn't because this didn't happen.
SocoFox
Hand over top.
HermeneuticalQuandary
Great now you have unicorn jizz making your hand sticky
elahrairah
THIS IS NOT HOW TWITTER WORKS
Klnwltrnk
This is blasphemy! This is madness!
notoriousplb
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
ImgurCelebrity
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
drakewarnock
HOW TWITTER WORKS.
DarkMaster98
WHAT? COW LITTER LURKS?
DinosaurOnABus
NO! SOW GLITTER TURKS!
GenerallyKenobi
EH? NOW FITTER ORCS?
beaubrent
THANK YOU
Twiggeh
DO YOU WANT YOUR CAPSLOCK BUTTON BACK?
weirdlittlezombie
so, how does it work?
freezingpilot
From my experience: It Doesn't
JarlmannViking
I find twitter to be the most efficient social media. If people need to rant, they gotta link a 3rd party twitlonger, doesn't clog your feed
TheBreadlord
THANK GOD WHOEVER MADE THIS POST PUT THEM LIKE THIS BECAUSE TWITTERS LAYOUT IS PURE ASSCHEESE!
Corrodias
It appears to have worked.
TwoOreoesOneCup
Just looked him up and it indeed works haha
doctorbees
CLEARLY IT IS
ImLyingToYouGuys
But why not?
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JefftheIntern
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!
RoboCoonie
How is he backwards engineering a story?
Shewy92
Her phone wouldn't have died if she had a Samsung
kimsahobbit
It would have exploded Unicorn everywhere.
gabiinunderland
Or an iPhone 7+.
Shewy92
Or not been a bitch
Lalottered
Maybe it wouldn't even have fitted inside the cup.
Garfieldlover69
The unicorn frapp tastes like confetti a dog shat out.
ActuallyBaffled
How the hell would you know that?
Vectorman2
Ran out of sprinkles for that cake he was baking, had to get creative
Garfieldlover69
accidents happen.
degenerator
Many people are misusing the word "accident" these days.
fenrirthviti
I'll take "things that are fake" for $500, Alex.
DoublevBomb
I only have the gif for $800, , but you're welcome to it.
fenrirthviti
Drat, misremembered the dollar amount.
ElRadis
AskaBlackDude
DoublevBomb
vampyrita
As a starbucks employee, the first customer sounds completely realistic. We had someone walk in and order one exclusively to take...
vampyrita
Pictures of it. No idea why. She took about three sips and chucked it on her way out the door.
LegalCounsel
Sounds like she wasn't bothering anyone. Maybe she just didn't like the way it tasted.
vampyrita
she was a little obnoxious, but there wasn't a line at the time, so i could live with it.
LegalCounsel
What people do with their own money, unless it is harms you, shouldn't matter.
moopuss
We use that same logic to justify pollution and food waste, though. Ppl never think about where all that crap will go once it's garbage.
Marbleous
I mean, ordering food or drink for the sole purpose of throwing it away is a little fucked up, but okay.
saltyslug
The name of that Unicorn Frappuchino? Albert Einstein
SentientPineapple
Can someone please explain this meme to me?
JuggAintGotNoPowerSteerin
...I logged in to say exactly this, and you beat me to it. ...There are now 2 saltyslugs in this thread. +1
saltyslug
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
morphire
And that's when the unicorn frappuccino proved the existence of god
PrincipalVaginaHereDontLetTheNameFoolYouImVeryMuchInCharge
I'll take shit that didn't happen for 420 Alex
EarthAnimalArmy
actually, knowing the Starbuck's crowds here, I believe it could have very easily happened here
51CorgisInABar
You take shit? Eww
PrincipalVaginaHereDontLetTheNameFoolYouImVeryMuchInCharge
All day everyday, that's what I get for the job I have. Tired of it for sure
Iamnotacreativeman
Ayyy
RippyTheAligatorJr
Haha I see what you did there, 420 you sly dog you. Touch hey
LeadByBadExample
What he did was write 420. How could you not see that? It's right there in the comment. In text. White on black. Were you dropped?
Bloodyolive
Savage, I like you.
norrinraddsboard
I think your phone or your computer just butchered "touche"
nuyz
Bone apple tea
quagma
Osteoporosis
yepn0pe
Hey principalvagina, remember when you asked that meeseeks for help?
PrincipalVaginaHereDontLetTheNameFoolYouImVeryMuchInCharge
indeed, unfortunately that meeseeks had fulfilled its purpose... My marriage is still unrepaired.
ImgurCelebrity
If it had happened the lady could easily be identified from security footage + payment info + order name
darkhalfbreed
You should oh said for 20, more subtle
afterdinneromelets
For one thing, if you shake a frappe you'll make a huge mess. There's a fairly large hole at the top of those dome lids.
kimsahobbit
Not to mention the minutes are out of order
HINEYBEARZ
AlabamaShakySnake
You don't believe the person doesn't believe this happened?
HINEYBEARZ
I don't believe anyone
DoublevBomb
BunnyliciousBubblegum
They shook up a cup with a big hole at the top and no mention of spill So, Yeah. Fake.
AliElkie
Also I've dropped my phone in liquid before and it didn't make any noise, it just died a quiet death
szepasszony
Something like it happened:http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/04/20/unicorn-frappuccino-starbucks-barista-drink-video-sugar-straw/
TheSwanPrincess
It really bothers me that he was diving while recording that >:(
SocoFox
We have these things called hands that are really good at covering those holes.
BunnyliciousBubblegum
There's no way that she fit that phone in that cup without it overflowing, much less shaking it and the lid is not liquid proof at all.
SocoFox
Doesn't say no mess was made. I can jam a phone in a cup and put the lit back on, you can fit A LOT in those cups with a dome lid on them.
ChurchoftheLeftBoob
I work at a Starbucks, I believe it
SodaCracker
Ditto, highly unlikely, but believable.
mtmonkey
Having just run out of the stuff to even make this damn thing, I also believe it.
monadi
I did for 5 years and no customer has EVER had the balls to do anything like that. I don't believe it for a second.
RockerFoxes
That begs the question, where are you located? I could see something like this easily happening in California but not in PA or NY.
monadi
Haha, California. But a smallish town that is pretty nice. It's called Covina. I guess my customers were kinda meek. I've had customers 1/2
monadi
Yell at my employees and throw tantrums and other customers in line just shut up and tried to ignore it. Lol 2/2
SocoFox
I've had customers who had me do shit like that because there wasn't enough cinnamon POWDER added to a CRF, then they complained there was →
SocoFox
→ too much, because it burned (duh!). Then they came back and complained that they had melted BY THE TIME THEY DROVE HOME. I believe it.
monadi
No, I believe a picky customer. It's the woman who apparently threw another customer's phone in the drink! Isn't that hard to believe?
thefrompleman
I've worked retail for 2 years, I can definitely believe this, the shit some customers try to get away with makes me literally foam with ang
thefrompleman
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monadi
Ami taking crazy pills or not understanding the story?! It's the woman who takes another person's phone and throws it on someone's drink ..
monadi
*in someone's drink that I don't believe! You ever had a customer do anything similar to another in front of you? They usually just watch.
thefrompleman
both people. both people are assholes.
TannerHastings
iloveithere
LOL
itsybitsyspider
Actually this did happen.
PrincipalVaginaHereDontLetTheNameFoolYouImVeryMuchInCharge
wonderful
itsybitsyspider
Well, this was from another comment that apparently Starbucks made a statemtn, but that could be a lie too.
TankEngineer
Everybody on the plane applauded
foxracing254
And were subsequently beaten
WalhartTheConquer0r
With jumper cables
aShogunNamedMarcus
WoeToHice
Even this guy:
CommentBot3000
When people do that i loudly contemplate what temperatures a plane fire would reach. Also whether you'd die from asphyxiation or heat first.
Strostkovy
Even being burned at the stake kills you from asphyxiation first. If you want to be horrible give them oxygen
akbrewer
Asphyxiation
GenerallyKenobi
The point is to scare people, say thing like Hydrologic decompression, and aeronautical strombrosis of the external flanges
2000CalToblerone
And that plane's name? Albert Einstein.
FussyZeus
Anyone else notice @OP's name here matches the twitter handle? So they've now made up and spewed the same bullshit on two websites.
WesTrapper
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…
ponytoastu
It's called OC. I can understand why it might be unfamiliar.
WesTrapper
Are you familiar with the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend.
FussyZeus
It's called thirst, lol. 1,400 followers and no activity on any of these minus 4 replies and a fave? How many of those did you buy anyway?
lavitaebella
Are you part of the OP police squad?
ponytoastu
I actually used to have a fairly popular podcast.
SlimJimmy69
"popular" cough cough
SlimJimmy69
http://cdn2.btrstatic.com/pics/hostpics/afcfd290-a77c-4d11-b802-c428cdea59a8_tumblr_mqh5m6ay9v1qkzvswo1_r1_1280.jpg
cloudfrog
I have a girlfriend in Canada.
APythonCalledMonty
Shit! My girlfriend is Canadian! Me, is that you?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
And then the whole train applauded
IDontLikeGarlicBread
Obama was there
Daviszz
So i told them to shut the fuck up as well
rocketman89
That angry lady's name? Donald J Trump.
fartinatornado
I first read your comment as, "And then the whore train applauded".
DinkyDamn
Not before the 4y/o bragged about her dissabled black gay nasa scientist uncle!
Gayforbae
I read that as disassembled. I think my way is much better.
QuadrilateralEnix
They science better when they're disassembled.
TripUpStairs
What is this "everyone applauded" reference. I keep seeing it and am out of the loop.
TheOneTrueOpinion
check out /thathappened for all the $100%, albert einstein, everyone clapped etc references
TripUpStairs
Thanks!
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Axewhipe
TripUpStairs
Thank you!
szepasszony
It means it's a made up story. Though this one actually happened, Starbucks made a statement about it.
TripUpStairs
Looking for source and found this: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/starbucks-barista-meltdown-unicorn-frappuccino-article-1.3079830
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I have found no such thing
TripUpStairs
I couldn't either.
grabels
I think your right this story is $100% true for sure
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
If something is 100 dollar true and 100 percent true, that something is true as fuck.
GasBandit
The8obman
everybody was tipping each other with hamburgers and yelling "GOOD JAB"
SaveUsPapaFranku
That trains name? Albert Einstein
MarkGuy
I'm glad these two comments get posted on every unlikely story now
SaveUsPapaFranku
Gotta milk the cow while she's fresh
Rekthobo
The barista? Barrack Obama
Steelhart
True story! -Barney Stinson
degenerator
Is that Paul Harvey?
ponytoastu
Albert Einstrain*
WalhartTheConquer0r
Albert Einsteam*
AlkeneThiol
That was my joke God damnit
Poundoftheperp
Boooooooooooooo
PandaPolice24
bsss! Ur welcome
SaveUsPapaFranku
Listen I'm not gonna tell anyone, I just want you to admit to me that this never happened
ponytoastu
I wish I could yo, but it seriously did. People are fucking crazy downtown.
cloudfrog
Funny enough, my buddy works at the downtown Cincinnati starbucks. He says you're full of shit.
SaveUsPapaFranku
Alright so did this actually happen
TheDonaIdTrump
Then I laughed so hard I woke myself up
Groznek
TIL the proper reaction to someone being annoying is to destroy their property.
MerToo
or execute them or lock them in a privately-run-for-profit jail. Yep. Love that system!
JMarsuk96
Karl Marx approves
Cmycherrytree
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if I'm going about my life all wrong.
JamesEarlJones
"AMERICA"
notaballoon
Yes
DerpyWerm
It's one of those stories where there's really nobody you can sympathize with because everyone acted like an asshole
Sheprador
Nah, I'm definitely with caramel frap lady.
Groznek
Not really. Going around breaking expensive shit in response to mild annoyance is childish as shit.
randombrain
you can sympathize with the barista
ItsUncleSam
Not even her, since she doesn't exist
DangerouslyMoist
Yes, this is outlined within the "talk shit, get hit" concordance of 19-fuckingforever
wombatwobble
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
AKA playground logic.
moopuss
Life itself is playground, dude.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
I guess it was a fool who said "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind", then.
moopuss
Ghandi was a total punk ass bitch, and don't you forget it.
Groznek
I'd think "don't be an adult child who goes around breaking things when they're upset" would override that.
Sage042000
Explaining nicely that others are waiting, doesn't work on her kind. They don't learn manners and empathy by normal, constructive means. 1/2
Sage042000
The only way to teach them, is to forcibly demonstrate how unpleasant and inconvenient it is to deal with someone like themselves.
Groznek
Aahaha lemme know how that works out for you irl. Have fun with property damage charges.