To paraphrase John Waters:

Nov 4, 2016 3:35 AM

For real!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ask to see their kindle. If they don't have one, then don't sleep with them. They might just be a millennial

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If they have one they're probably a millennial..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But it's ok to fuck 'em if their movie collection is a perfect pair to yours.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Matching Netflix lists work, too.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Unless they've gone all digital and have a massive collection. But you can't see it, it's not superficial.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There's just something about the smell of books, though...right? I can't be the only one.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And having something that won't die on you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it's the lack of smell that is a reason you shouldn't fuck them? Kinky

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prepare yourselves lady's. I have exactly 3 books at home. The TV remote manual counts as a book right?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

And the TV Guide.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! Four

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