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Always found it painful and uncomfortable. Just assumed this time would be like past experiences but was pleasantly surprised
*Edit Wow there has been a lot of great information shared on this post. We had been in a bit of a slump since having a baby so I was honestly so excited to share my positive experience
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
meskarune
If it hurts you should stop. Too often women just let men use them and put up with painful positions, but its not right.
WilliamHuskerAdama
If you don't enjoy having sex with someone, you should probably stop having sex with them.
xXPawnStarrXx
In my limited experience, everyone I have done it with enjoyed it because I actually listened to my partner and did what they liked.
avervetmonkey
That's usually the case with most bad sex: people trying to do things "as they should be/should work" instead of asking and careful trying.
Winterous
Gross.
superpanpizza
beingadickcumberbatch
FeChefImgur
FeChefImgur
and the gif doesn't quite say it, but congrats on trying something new(ish) and enjoying it :)
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
just breathe and ease onto it.
whineandwine
ReLighter
So you gonna enter his back door on your birthday?
lordcaric
BizzyF
Gunthervonhinten
Good luck on finding new suprises for next birthdays!
classicgrinder
Diddle the clit while you do it. Good god is it amazing that way.
TheDivineUsersub
Flick the bean
jomama0752350
Agreed
TheVapeCrusader
And then, vise versa. Diddle back door while plowing the vagoo. Either way feels great.
erischilde
Get a whole vibrator involved. May need to be smaller to accommodate both, but both gain interesting vibrations!
erischilde
As a guy it's pretty wild being inside someone you love and getting vibrated at the tip inside her.... Woooweee
Jkally
Vibrator in the front while your in the back will change yalls' lives...
dotnetbeast
I've never wanted to smash a woman in the butt. I enjoy the risk of going raw in the front.
supersomatic
I can't think of anything less arousing than my partner doing something because its my birthday and not because they actually want to
AKittenPrincess
I would say no if I didn’t want too , I’m sure other women would too.
MrHobbes14
She didn't say she didn't want to...
milji
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
Do you do any prep work before hand(make sure there's no poo)? Im not against it but I think any amount of brown will always bring a frown
jomama0752350
Timing is important. If you feel like you need to poop maybe it's not the time to try
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
The one time I was invited to participate I got a little brown on my lil guy and am now fairly turned off to the concept.
TipsyCareBear
You just gotta work up to it, buy a plug set and go from smallest to the one that's closest to your partners size, and it won't hurt ^.^
GregoryMegatron
Then go larger n larger til your poop just falls out yer bum bum when u haveta go number 2
TipsyCareBear
Ok you can do that one lol
toneman238
BluffinMuffin
IMGUR!!!!! DO NOT GOOGLE ANAL SNAIL!!!!! OMFG!!! I tried to find the picture of the snail that educates on anal sex.......but found a sin
avervetmonkey
The webcomic Oh Joy Sex Toy did the picture so go there, but I cannot thank you enough for this warning D:
BluffinMuffin
BigBuckeyeDaddy
And what helped convince you to try again? Wife and I did it once and there was discomfort and (sorry) tearing despite being careful/slow
BananaAddedForScale
Tearing? Umm did u guys even use lube o.O
BigBuckeyeDaddy
Of course! Would not have been an option without. Not sure if there wasn't enough or if it dried or what but...ended unpleasantly.
jomama0752350
In the past alcohol. Last night there was a sneaky finger that wasn't uncomfortable so I soberly decided to try today
Valkor
https://sexinfo101.com/guides/anal-intercourse in case anyone needs help
ElGordoSalvador
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MarvelousShiggyDiggy
My gay besty gave me lots of pointers for my first time and I enjoy it. It's not my favourite thing to do but I like it.
Computerzuster
Can you share those pointers maybe?
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
1. Lube 2. Go very slow 3. Do really deep full breaths out as he pushes in 4. Use a condom 5. Don't do the full length at first. 6. Have fun
PainterofPuppies
Ididthisforthelol
Must've learned to stop slamming the door.
DrBuckarooBanzai
Congrats on the buttsex! And congrats on the poop wiener to your husband
Muffinburgler
I find it kind of upsetting that your husband wants a sex act that has always caused you pain. But glad to hear it's better now.
redpandafox
Maybe he didn't ask, but she offered because she knows he'd like it.
selkieselk
yes me too. Pleasure at your partners pain and no desire whatsoever to please them sexually. Some men are fucked up.
SasquatchEsq
I read this over three times to look for the pun. Turns out it's just an honest butt sex post. I have been on this site too long.
updoooot
LOL
Lifesuckswearahelmet
Can talk about butt sex, and yet boobs are banned. Seriously, WTF.
IamJacksAwardWinningAsshole
You should start a porn site.. 'Good old fashioned butt sex' or just 'Good Old Fashioned Sex' with catergories
SasquatchEsq
Ye ol'honest Butt Sex
FeChefImgur
Same, was waiting for a joke about lock busted on the front door, or surprise birthday party in kitchen or something.
ohforf
"Surprise birthday party in the kitchen", dude that's gross!
ConanTheTerrible
My thoughts exactly
MattDerKomponist
*not long enough
callMeJohnTitor
we feel you. Not in a sexual way. Maybe
TheGuyThatIsDesperatelyLongingForANiceConversation
I read husky :/
SolarDildo
Made me laugh.
dakull
"... butt was pleasantly surprised" -> there you go.
SasquatchEsq
Thank you
Koshunae
Plot twist: literally enters back door of house.
Auvdas
What I thought of at first xD
TheLegendaryBonk
When the hormones are raging during that time of the month, my wife demands it.
DorianSpinto
Menstruation or ovulation?
Jadedandannoyed
Lucky bastard
AndreTheHunter
UpTheTurf
Sounds like a hard life for you buddy
Phoelix
I'm so jealous, my wife keeps writing cheques she'll never cash on that regard.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Your wife let me in her poop shoot
professorspankem
Yours too, eh?
Moobbles
Surprise her.
GitGudNub
Surprise buttsex, she'll love it!
Tarr31415
Great advice. Let us know how it went afterwards.
Moobbles
Some people have no sense of humour.
spook666
Yeah, maybe that means she doesn't actually want it
Phoelix
I figured, I keep telling her she can let it go but she insists, then never does the do.
Willum
I suggest listening and patience. Stop when she says stop, change NOTHING when she indicates something feels nice.
FloppyAnomaly
The word "raging* and "demands" in that sentence made me think she's super aggressive about it. "GET IN MY POOP HOLE NOW!"
frukyy
Romantic
DickPicEnthusiast
B..Buh... But honey... We have guests over.
AstartesLibrarius
POOP! HOLE! NOW!!!!
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Lmao
cragath
Thank you ;D
TheBigBastard
Ok my sweet love.... *Zip*.
scrubdub
..
scnottaken
I also choose this guys wife
letmenumberthatforyou
timetimetimeago
eatmyassevilspirit
ballsinaheatwave
TheRealFireFrenzy
reference game on point
yourbowelmovement
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oceansss
LindsyLovesLemons
I recently discovered this with myself.
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LindsyLovesLemons
Definitely not.
deadknightdistrict8
Brilliant
SecretSilly
Dragas
Its not worth it without the kiss
asdfgh12678
That’s shadman isn’t it?
CookiesaurusRex
legalisegaymarijuana
This is a new one
fruust
You don't get to kiss me on I se 4ps thouch
JackMolotov
I've seen this porn
IAmNotASkeleton
>shadman
sergeanttarkus
102others
spacebirb
>shadman
v
BogdanGherghe
Who's shadman?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Just an incredibly talented man who lacks family values.
Mydogeverydayandsomeothershitoccasionally
Second to last week of the month my hormones rage and I want sex 100% of the time. The week after I'm a total cunt.
MrHobbes14
My vagina works perfectly fine during that time of month. Can't see why I'd need to use my butt instead.
internity
Different sensation. Not for everyone tho..
MrHobbes14
Oh I've tried anal, I just don't understand not having sex while I'm on my rags. And yeh anal ain't for me.
BC2k2
My wife doesn't enjoy the sex much during that time of the month due to the way the blood turns tacky. It's also slight acidic and abrasive.
BC2k2
Though she doesn't enjoy anal as much since she was pregnant with our son either, so I'm relegated to pron when she's on the rag.
leslieMagnet
The salt in the menstrual fluid is abrasive to skin.
BlakeTortilla
I don't understand why so many people don't want to bang during the period.
SquintyCas
Globs of coagulated blood, strings of tissue, occasionally an unpleasant odour, blood uncomfortably drying on your shaft and balls.
definitelynotawolf
Honestly, I’ve never been with a girl who was willing to do it. I don’t really have a problem with it
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
Polar opposite. I've never met a girl who wasn't down for it.
Solvedmind
Plot twist.its your back door.
MelGibsonDefense
Is she single?
Imissthe80sandIwanttogohome
TheCrispiestNoodles
Does she not get period shits? No way I'm letting my husband back there during that time.
WeighingIn
Speaking as a woman... what the hell is a period shit? lmao
Hailstormandblizzard
You don’t get those? Lucky...
WeighingIn
Nope! Lol Honestly had no idea what it was lmao
Thatknifeguy
Wife: cramps and hormones can give your body the idea it is having digestive issues, so you can get rather unpleasant poo results.
WeighingIn
Ah. I don't get cramps. That could be why I have no clue what they are. I just get back pain.
titoman007
Plot twist: is into period shits