Happy Birthday

Jan 29, 2018 4:29 AM

jomama0752350

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Always found it painful and uncomfortable. Just assumed this time would be like past experiences but was pleasantly surprised

*Edit Wow there has been a lot of great information shared on this post. We had been in a bit of a slump since having a baby so I was honestly so excited to share my positive experience

If it hurts you should stop. Too often women just let men use them and put up with painful positions, but its not right.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

If you don't enjoy having sex with someone, you should probably stop having sex with them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In my limited experience, everyone I have done it with enjoyed it because I actually listened to my partner and did what they liked.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That's usually the case with most bad sex: people trying to do things "as they should be/should work" instead of asking and careful trying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross.

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v OP’s face during the back door shenanigans.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

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and the gif doesn't quite say it, but congrats on trying something new(ish) and enjoying it :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just breathe and ease onto it.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So you gonna enter his back door on your birthday?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

enjoy the beautiful but stuff

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Good luck on finding new suprises for next birthdays!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Diddle the clit while you do it. Good god is it amazing that way.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 5

Flick the bean

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

And then, vise versa. Diddle back door while plowing the vagoo. Either way feels great.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get a whole vibrator involved. May need to be smaller to accommodate both, but both gain interesting vibrations!

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As a guy it's pretty wild being inside someone you love and getting vibrated at the tip inside her.... Woooweee

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Vibrator in the front while your in the back will change yalls' lives...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never wanted to smash a woman in the butt. I enjoy the risk of going raw in the front.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

I can't think of anything less arousing than my partner doing something because its my birthday and not because they actually want to

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 10

I would say no if I didn’t want too , I’m sure other women would too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She didn't say she didn't want to...

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Do you do any prep work before hand(make sure there's no poo)? Im not against it but I think any amount of brown will always bring a frown

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Timing is important. If you feel like you need to poop maybe it's not the time to try

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The one time I was invited to participate I got a little brown on my lil guy and am now fairly turned off to the concept.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just gotta work up to it, buy a plug set and go from smallest to the one that's closest to your partners size, and it won't hurt ^.^

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Then go larger n larger til your poop just falls out yer bum bum when u haveta go number 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ok you can do that one lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IMGUR!!!!! DO NOT GOOGLE ANAL SNAIL!!!!! OMFG!!! I tried to find the picture of the snail that educates on anal sex.......but found a sin

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

The webcomic Oh Joy Sex Toy did the picture so go there, but I cannot thank you enough for this warning D:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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And what helped convince you to try again? Wife and I did it once and there was discomfort and (sorry) tearing despite being careful/slow

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Tearing? Umm did u guys even use lube o.O

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Of course! Would not have been an option without. Not sure if there wasn't enough or if it dried or what but...ended unpleasantly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the past alcohol. Last night there was a sneaky finger that wasn't uncomfortable so I soberly decided to try today

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

https://sexinfo101.com/guides/anal-intercourse in case anyone needs help

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My gay besty gave me lots of pointers for my first time and I enjoy it. It's not my favourite thing to do but I like it.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Can you share those pointers maybe?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1. Lube 2. Go very slow 3. Do really deep full breaths out as he pushes in 4. Use a condom 5. Don't do the full length at first. 6. Have fun

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Must've learned to stop slamming the door.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Congrats on the buttsex! And congrats on the poop wiener to your husband

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I find it kind of upsetting that your husband wants a sex act that has always caused you pain. But glad to hear it's better now.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 15

Maybe he didn't ask, but she offered because she knows he'd like it.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

yes me too. Pleasure at your partners pain and no desire whatsoever to please them sexually. Some men are fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 11

I read this over three times to look for the pun. Turns out it's just an honest butt sex post. I have been on this site too long.

8 years ago | Likes 1169 Dislikes 3

LOL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Can talk about butt sex, and yet boobs are banned. Seriously, WTF.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You should start a porn site.. 'Good old fashioned butt sex' or just 'Good Old Fashioned Sex' with catergories

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ye ol'honest Butt Sex

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, was waiting for a joke about lock busted on the front door, or surprise birthday party in kitchen or something.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

"Surprise birthday party in the kitchen", dude that's gross!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*not long enough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we feel you. Not in a sexual way. Maybe

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read husky :/

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Made me laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"... butt was pleasantly surprised" -> there you go.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: literally enters back door of house.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What I thought of at first xD

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the hormones are raging during that time of the month, my wife demands it.

8 years ago | Likes 1428 Dislikes 15

Menstruation or ovulation?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a hard life for you buddy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I'm so jealous, my wife keeps writing cheques she'll never cash on that regard.

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

Your wife let me in her poop shoot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Yours too, eh?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Surprise her.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 13

Surprise buttsex, she'll love it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great advice. Let us know how it went afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Some people have no sense of humour.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Yeah, maybe that means she doesn't actually want it

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I figured, I keep telling her she can let it go but she insists, then never does the do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I suggest listening and patience. Stop when she says stop, change NOTHING when she indicates something feels nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The word "raging* and "demands" in that sentence made me think she's super aggressive about it. "GET IN MY POOP HOLE NOW!"

8 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 2

Romantic

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

B..Buh... But honey... We have guests over.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

POOP! HOLE! NOW!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 0

Lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you ;D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok my sweet love.... *Zip*.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I also choose this guys wife

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8 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

reference game on point

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I recently discovered this with myself.

8 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 13

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 3, 2018 12:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Definitely not.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brilliant

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 8

Its not worth it without the kiss

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s shadman isn’t it?

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

This is a new one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You don't get to kiss me on I se 4ps thouch

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I've seen this porn

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

>shadman

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>shadman v

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Who's shadman?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just an incredibly talented man who lacks family values.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Second to last week of the month my hormones rage and I want sex 100% of the time. The week after I'm a total cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My vagina works perfectly fine during that time of month. Can't see why I'd need to use my butt instead.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Different sensation. Not for everyone tho..

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Oh I've tried anal, I just don't understand not having sex while I'm on my rags. And yeh anal ain't for me.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

My wife doesn't enjoy the sex much during that time of the month due to the way the blood turns tacky. It's also slight acidic and abrasive.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Though she doesn't enjoy anal as much since she was pregnant with our son either, so I'm relegated to pron when she's on the rag.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The salt in the menstrual fluid is abrasive to skin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why so many people don't want to bang during the period.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Globs of coagulated blood, strings of tissue, occasionally an unpleasant odour, blood uncomfortably drying on your shaft and balls.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Honestly, I’ve never been with a girl who was willing to do it. I don’t really have a problem with it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Polar opposite. I've never met a girl who wasn't down for it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist.its your back door.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Does she not get period shits? No way I'm letting my husband back there during that time.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Speaking as a woman... what the hell is a period shit? lmao

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You don’t get those? Lucky...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope! Lol Honestly had no idea what it was lmao

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife: cramps and hormones can give your body the idea it is having digestive issues, so you can get rather unpleasant poo results.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah. I don't get cramps. That could be why I have no clue what they are. I just get back pain.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: is into period shits

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