Turn your dog into a cheeto: A how to guide

Sep 13, 2017 3:10 PM

SirHamrick

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Turn your dog into a cheeto: A how to guide

Step one: Own white dog

Step two: Introduce white dog to Georgia red clay

Step three: All the rolls

Step four: Ask if dog is pleased

Step five: He is

Very

very pleased

Congratulations, you now have a cheeto

Lucy tax

Lake tax

My Great Pyrenees can never stay white. Right after a bath I'll find her digging up mud holes and zooming everywhere

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very presidential dog

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

For a second i thought ohh noo its gonna stain forever

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly. I was super confused when I scrolled the the last doggo. I thought he wasn't the white dog I originally saw. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear - turned my dog into Chex mix

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Step 5 best step.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a Pyr and I'm in GA too - she's usually a light shade of orange

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly I would have called it toasted marshmallow.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 6: Ask it to run for president

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I am good cheeto." Doggo probably.

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 3

They're all good cheetos, Brint.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And he's thinking "I can't wait to get home and jump up on the human's bed."

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Goodest boys

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of Cheetos are you eating....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like you got yourself a red heeler

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear, dog now president of united states.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

12/10 would vote for

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's on his tongue!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also works with Sedona red dirt.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

even the tongue cheeto'd

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is certainly one pleased with himself doggie. So cute!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That poor dog's tongue has sand all over it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 434 Dislikes 2

Dangerously cheesy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

M... Mr. President?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the poster he has of himself in the background.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exit the warrior today's Tom Soyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It ain't easy bein' cheesy

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

The best part is cut out

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Such beautiful puppers! Even as they are covered in gross dirt, they are precious!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He thinks it's poop. Time for a nice doggy bath

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a black and white 1 yr old pit. Somehow, after it rains she is able to roll around in the grass and become green and black.

9 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 2

Since it is grass 'stains', it takes a while to wash/wear off. Friend asked me why I dyed her green now instead of St Pat's Day

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

Cute doggo by the way

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna seeeee

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Look at his posts she's right there and is very adorable

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I have a cream golden doodle who gets grass stains. Silly dogo starts running and then just rolls.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Cream Golden Doodle" sounds like some non-U.S. version of a golden Oreo or a Twinkie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I miss Lake Lanier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a groomer all i can do is stare at this in horror :D

9 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 3

It's a great pyr, so it shouldn't actually be too bad to clean. Mine lays in the dirt all day and stays pretty darn white

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'd love to clean that dog. Such good cleaning results!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus you could have a before and after Instagram post

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an aircraft mechanic, all I can do is stare at your comment in apathy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your enthusiasm about the whole ordeal :D

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Behind that horror is a little counting machine adding up the bill for a proper doggo clean :P

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thing about that is a lot of people complain we're trying to rip them off when we charge more for tougher jobs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where in Georgia be ye?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Augusta

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Georgia. What lake is that?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Clarks Hill lake

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I thought it looked like Clark's Hill. It's The only lake I've seen that has only clay beaches.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What up Clarks Hill? I grew up on Lake Russell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0