EscoRipley
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Mar 18, 2017 9:48 PM
EscoRipley
59137
1995
167
MrsFlemm
Agreed
DavidBrooker
This should be changed: if someone wants to see your dick, they will ask.
KBTutor
Agreed. I didn't mind one once in a while while sexting my bf. Random dicks? That's just creepy.
Exorideath
If ive learned anything from my past girlfriends. The dick doesn't matter so much. Its who the dick is attached to.
fakehipster
Speak for yourself
dj310420
lies .dick , dicks all around ,dick for you ,dicks for me,just dick, and titties ,titties ditties
AgentNSFW
WHEEEitstheUpvoteFairy
now that's just... shit, i'm hungry.
RWebb00000
then why do your mom keep asking for it? :P
TarithAverin
As a gay guy... sometimes I want to see your dick.
acezup08
Your mom says otherwise OP
Superking360
dennydorko
what the fuck
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
HoldMeCloserTinyDragon
I probably do.
PrincessBob
I do... :/
stonnergirl
I might!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Your mom does…
pirateluke
everyone wants to see mine! it grants wishes if you rub it
dickpicsorgtfo
Whoa, I wouldn't say no one. If you don't want em, forward them my way.
SammyCola
Except for @plzsendmeyummydickpics
DrowsyDude
https://media.giphy.com/media/M2wyQVOT5EXok/giphy.gif
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Well, I want to see my dick. That's why I'm going on a diet.
wigglingdangernoodle
Reverse psychology
StoolPanini
You don't speak for me! Guys, Ripley does not speak for me! Send me all the dicks!
MrBismarck
No. I will however tell you I moved from England to the US and the driving test may be the easiest thing I've ever done.
MrBismarck
So there's that question from your comment history answered.
StoolPanini
I appreciate that. Can you tell me how you moved? I want to move there but I don't know how :(
bolognasandwich
My wife definitely does. My girlfriend, too.
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voulge
We can only hope
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Username... uh... never mind
NoOne156
Just to be perfectly clear. I do not want to see any body's penis.... I do like dick picks though.
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Username defiantly checks out
TheOneTrueJoebot
Maisie Williams wants to see my dick?
Stuebydoo
WhyDontICare
Stuebydoo
PaulBlaurtMallDaddy
You are gonna get so many dick pics
OlderManCommentingOnYoungPeoples
If someone could actually answer why girls don't want to see that, it would increase my understanding. For example, I like to see vaginas.
screamingshits
that's because men are turned on visually. women, not so much. that's why men like the lights on while doing it.
Catpack
To me it feels like they are forcing their sexuality on me and are enjoying my discomfort in a predatory way.
uowaep
Women are more interested in seeing that you want a relationship with them. Then they will want the D.
Kierbear2g
Who the fuck cares? If someone says they don't like something you don't fucking ignore that. How 'bout that?
valen00
Yeah fuck learning about why people feel things!
Buckbeak1486
Time to flood @RipleyNukeEverything 's inbox with schlongs!
EscoRipley
Yet my inbox is empty lol
GiantMoron
Not true, multiple women have told me they love my dick, my balls on the other hand look like chewed gum rolled on a barbershop floor
ElleKayAre
I had to cover my eyes after reading this. It didn't help. Well done sir. +1 But still... eeewwwwwwww
emailaddress
make one for attention whores as well, you would have to post it at least once a day.
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RosegoldEverything
They say they don't, but do we really, genuinely complain about and want rid of posts involving attractive, scantily-clad women doing yoga?
RosegoldEverything
Before I get DV'd to hell under the assumption I'm a thirsty neckbeard, I'm a younger woman just bringing up a pretty common phenomenon.
FlyingSeaMan509
WholsJusticeBeaver
99% of "unwanted" pics are received by attention whores
Tofubutton
attention whores make it to the front page daily so they must be doing something right
Spongeb00bsquarepants
Yes but for every attention whoring picture there are at least 10 thirsty reactions. Like Newton's third law... Kind of...
Rasdwatrium
I do. Send me dick pics.
BadWolf78
Amen.
Fuckweasel
Yep, some of us actually do.
GordonRamseysMidgetPornDouble
Im not gonna send you any but are you serious?
Rasdwatrium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
Superchief86
I've never done a dick pic. Is it meant to be soft or erect?
Rasdwatrium
Why not both?
TheWhiteBarry
Yeah.
Superchief86
Excellent.
thatpatguy