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#neilarmstrong #fbi #conspiracy
Mar 4, 2021 7:00 AM
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#neilarmstrong #fbi #conspiracy
BlueskydragonFX
I learned something today.
PropainHank
Son a bitch...
sheeeiit
"Look, Son, a bitch." -PropainHank
OvergrownDwarf
DontLookUpFairyflies
DurendaI
RideTheStimutacs
That's nothing. Buzz Aldrin was 2nd on the moon, and Nirdlazzub is the Grand Overlord of 51-Pegasi b.
tronza
PictureArchiver
Neil and Buzz were in the unique position to establish lunar jurisprudence and there was nobody who would have been able to stop them.
JericoJones23
everybody who has seen this post is now in danger
OlderWiser
Shadowarez1337
Rogermooreseyebrow
Buzz Aldrin backwards is nirdla zzub which is the noise the doors make on Armstrongs mother ship.
jaggcomputing5
Even spookier, Angstrom is an anagram of Armstrong... And yap yad is a palindrome of Pay Day. So. Smoke them apples.
Kakeukh
"Gnorts, Mr Alien!" "Gnorts to you too, earthling."
StonedSoulIndie
ScottBugVillain
Well, technically, he was.
AppleJoosh
Mr strong alien
Blake242
George Bush Sr. was the JFK assassination investigation lead. According to officials not the same man, despite the photo of him... hmm
Ryanator50
all republicans look the same though.
Blake242
It's the lizard DNA
CyberJackalope
His whole name would be "Gnorts, Mr. Alien."
Primary1
How absolutely devious
carlupdike
Buzz Aldrin is coming for you and he will punch you into another dimension.
myotheraccgotsuspendedforpostingexplicitcontent
Apparently he used to make lame moon jokes followed by "guess you'll have to be there" and annoyed the shit out of everyone
DonaldFuck
He was an alien on the moon.
whatsthebigbuttonfor
You are not wrong.
functyou
not an english man in new york
Qpnao
Buscemifier
Did he carry a harpoon?
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Nah that was the *Whalers* on the moon
Akurei00
Well no, 'cause there ain't no whales so he sang tall tales.
WinstonSmith101
alwedekind42
I mean. Just sayin the landing was staged and there are fork tongued reptilians living amongst us.
SoftwareChef
Why would the FBI request you delete it? Don't they have the power to do that, or at least block it from showing?
Ryanator50
you're overthinking the joke man.
Kaddass17
Zickezacke
His name backwards is Gnortsmra Lien
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
"My name spelled backwards is alien. Thats how I break the ice. Neila! Neila! Neila!" -15 Seconds of Fame by Jim's Big Ego.
untilelephantslearntofly
Imagine aliens being called Azzubs.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
QuackQuackPontiac
dolvakurnia52718
Akhir pahrezy
PriestofThor
davdeMoonQueen
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
NibblonianNibbler
QuackQuackPontiac
This is better. Much, much better.