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Jul 26, 2016 3:00 AM
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ThronesWoven
"bitch, fuck" "what did you say?" "*pitch fork, honey"
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Nothing says I hate loving you more than skin sticking to skin... Happy snuggling new couples.
AwkwardGirl4691
Is there no AC for the summer?
im2drunk4this
Been a male for 27 years... can confirm
Thunderbox666
Ah, so that's what the "devil in the sheets" refers to
kevinator
Too true. It upsets me.
sunnydelinquent
I don't like cuddling honestly. I can't fall asleep on my left side and my wife lays on that side.
sexykneesandfriskybits
I have to be honest, i thought the bed in the second picture was hay, explaining the pitchfork
bannedforNSFW01
10/10 on the accuracy scale.
TrustMeILie
I am happy to pay the extra 20 to 50 dollars a month in power bills to keep my in the "winter" mode.
bushpotato
I can't sleep in a room any hotter than 68 degrees. I usually have the temp set to 65F.
korcio
Accurate
ArandomDane
I have never had that. I Guess, the cold cold hearts of my ex's have allowed them to suck out my life force even in summer.
trippintherift
Watermark looks like arm hair
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ampleapplepies
People are always in such a shitty mood when its sunny. Never understood why its preferred
Abracaderpa
There's sunny and then there's melting your insides for the glory of Satan.
EClaire1073
I can't wait for winter so I can play PoGo without fucking melting.
ATransgenderedRose
I concur with this sentiment.
TrijezniMujo
I like hugging while sleeping, not much, just an arm loosely around the waist to remind myself I am not alone (and to steal precious heat).
MusicPirate
Summer still wins. Fuck being cold.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Fuck ya
MorgothTheDemonLordFormerlyKnownAsMelkor
Yeah but if you are cold you can start a fire or throw a sweater on. Can't do that in the summer.
Darkivan64
The meme center watermark looks like a tattoo
SolitaireUnraveling
Dude's got some titties.
GreyAsTime
My gf can't sleep without pretty much laying on top of me. I love it and hate it.
boobphysicist
i dont get that because i am lonely as fuck
butshestartedit
Summer: you sleep in the recliner and I'll sleep on the couch that way we're not even on the same side of the room. Also our A/C is broken.
Metalhead47
Window AC. Beg, borrow, steal, kill, acquiring one should be your top priority this summer. I got three.
Draevan13
I manage to survive each summer without AC, just a rotating fan, despite it being 25 celicius + on most days. Then again I sleep alone.
SuperJere
25C!? Hahahaha! The nighttime low is 25C here, with 100% humidity at night.
TeamNegan
Why do you only have one pillow
EzekialRage777
Hey! That's exactly how my cats treat me!
CrangesMcBasketball
This is very true. And even so in the winter.
ButtAmbassador
The pitchfork is of course a vital bedroom accoutrement no relationship should go without
justsignedupforthishit
Upvote for "accoutrement", and I heard it in Bug Bunny's voice.
chaoschampion
https://i.imgflip.com/17z175.jpg
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
I know we have ours.
Wuddel
Username checks out.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
I thought it was a trident. Gettin into some freaky greek god play.
ButtAmbassador
Well for it truly to be Greek, there would be some buttplay. The trident/pitchfork is ill advised for such usage.
HelpfulHomo
Why thank you butt ambassador. ::themoreyouknow::
AddictedToCycling
+1 just for using the word accoutrement. Good on you, ButtAmbassador.
aleister94
Is it a pitch fork or a trident? Is there a minimum number for tines on a pitchfork?
ecodude
Trident has three tines and usually has barbs. Thus tri. Forks have either two or four.
Dusseldwarf
Forks have 4 tines. If it had 2 it'd be a twok.
ButtAmbassador
At least 8. As seen here, all but three of them are invisible.
aleister94
ah that's how they git ya
Selerox
Wait, some people don't have them?
ButtAmbassador
I know, I know. It's a sick world we live in people don't even have so much as a bedroom trowel anymore :T Bygone are the days of foreplay.
Selerox
Next they'll be saying they don't have a sex colander. What's the world coming to?
ButtAmbassador
Obviously not to freshly tossed salads!
buttcreambandit
I'm pretty sure heat is the reason the Middle East is so angry. Well that and the sand. I hate sand
VLCisacone
Sweat and sand in your buttcrack can indeed make people mean