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Dec 1, 2016 4:56 AM
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LastParade
Fucking Aussies man
HandsomeJack19
Oh my god god god god
LickHerBalloonKnot
Here take this+1 /a/yrbml
doctorbighats
"Oh my god god god god"
antlersfromspace101
That's funny as hell... **mines usually edible** lolol
user563235
*there
NotRelevantGif
Takes spelling but spells spelling wrong
FISHFISHWICK
Not 100% sure but think it may of been on purpose
SpoilFlunk
Clever!!!
JustNotHappening
Steve is an interesting person to say the least
RahRahRasPutinn
Ooh, steeeve
missrumsoakedkiss
That's really handy beside your bed like that.
CometLaHal
a genius of our era
TOMMOEX
What sort of a name is juzz?
kythorn
Plan ahead
LordNoodles
2014?!
PerroMalcriado
so subtle
VagueZealot
the only reason he can be this way is because he's qt lol lol ol oL Ol oL Ol oL OALSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MajTommm
Fancy.
dvo03
Who the fuck is named Juzz?
awkwardstare
Jazz? o.O
LokiShinigami
Does no one just use wash towels?
probablyprobable
As a lady I keep some towels in my nightstand for my overnight guest's cleanup
ncricket42
That would mean putting having to have a sperm soaked towel in the laundry. Disposables means you don't have to leave cum smell in the air.
1ofthe9percent
Who named Steve has English as a 5th language?
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
That's a man who knows what he's about
landofbob
I'll have the number 8.
IKnowWhatImAboutSon
My brethren
apexpancake
What a great idea I just normally shoot into the corner.
MarioBoon
FIGAROOOOOOOOOO!
MarcTheRN
jad092
Sidearms for reasons just lets it dry on himself
InboxMeWhatYouLove
AmArschdieRaeuber
Risky click of the day. I've already seen too much shit
BigNig47
Like on the carpet?
apexpancake
On whom ever may be standing in the corner.
JohnnyDeformed
rofl
somethingcleverandwittyandkewl
XD
RadicalCake
You might not want to do that on his floor
drumykal
I wouldn't recommend that
itxtalone
do guys really use that much toilet paper for their jizz ?
Predacane35
Unless you want it all over your clothes and sheets.
LokiShinigami
Not really unless I'm at work. At home I got a few dedicated wash towels..
ICollectMemes
I got a towel that I use exclusively for that. Way cheaper.
whadafugisthiscogsugga
I don't use any. I dump a load in my boxers then go to sleep. I usually wear the same pair two days in a row. lol
Utamey
I mean, I'm a girl and I need a roll in the bed. Makes life a lot easier. I thought everyone secretly had TP somewhere near their bed.
AsidRayne1245
Potentially. I think a more appropriate question is how often does he wrestle with his one eyed snake..
gordy77
This is a healthy and informative thread. Good going gentlemen.
YesCommenter
Yes
indefatigablysardonic
I just use a single neoprene glove. Jerk with it, when the time comes, reverse it, finish, and toss it. No mess.
joebaxter1
You're a man who has his shit together
FatBoobsDontCount
The gloves help him to mush it all together
AmArschdieRaeuber
So much waste though
cookseancook
Yeah, a lot. Buy not the whole roll each time, if that's what you're implying.
itxtalone
no, but like enough to have to keep it by their bed.
BeeeardedMan
Without question.
cookseancook
oh yeah. easily.
TheLetterKay
It's not a matter of quantity at one time. But frequency of masturbating.
TheNinjaPervert
For me no amount of tissue is enough to stop the relentless onslaught of slimy, sticky love juice.
Rkhbusa
About one extra roll a month not counting the toilet jerk offs that go straight to flush.
bearwizard
I would imagine a solid amount. I usually need 2-3 paper towels if someone 'splodes on me so...
kanihaznaiph
Was gunna question being 'sploded on...but now I'm more interested in the "someone" vs bf/husband/SO...
bearwizard
Excuse me?
kanihaznaiph
You said "if someone 'splodes on me", which is a very impersonal statement, I'm curious why you didn't mention a relationship(or even fling)
bearwizard
It's absolutely none of your business who is or isn't jizzing on me, creep. The point was to address the question, not my personal life.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Just ignore it. Sooner or later it'll go away.
kanihaznaiph
I like how you (and apparently others) jumped to the conclusion that I was being insulting rather than genuinely interested (like I stated)