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Sep 23, 2020 8:59 PM
strengthbodymind
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#party
DamascusFire
Please invite me if you do, I'll be most appreciative of course
Leithoa
Fyre fest 2031! wooooo! It'll be a dual celebration for the armistice.
andaWoss
Sorry yo momma is already booked for that weekend.
mikeatc
“WiNe AnD oGrEs” That obviously couldn’t happen because the ogres would kill you and just drink the wine and eat you probably.
OldWolfe
Bold of you too assume this will ever end.
maholt
Yes. So in the meantime practice with the the wine bottle.
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
turdinaskinsuit
ElanMorinTedronai
This is great and all, but it implies this will actually end.
Ttoften
*of this one ends.
ProbablyNotMegatron
Wouldn’t be the roaring 20’s without at least 2 orgies
jikanwalker
I dunno you guys but I will Berlin the fuck out of this shite when it’s done.
Smokipoki
What do you mean the end? What did you guys do during the lockdown?
Steefffan
If you build it they will come
drainbamage1011
*cum
Steefffan
footfucker
Your mom and I are planning something
KingRememberedInTime1
strengthbodymind
My mom was always a freak
nicoleaut
Dang. Self burn. Those are rare.
nickdoesntsharefood
Is it BYOB or should I just show up?
footfucker
Come as you are
Steelwind
lol @ it ending. :p
TheSexInstructor
It can't go on forever, eventually well all die or we'll all get vaccinated right? ... Right?
Steelwind
Seriously though. I am holding out for a zombie mutation.
TheSexInstructor
I could get on board with zombies
Steelwind
I've got bad news... you might want to sit down. :p
Ekibwurm
aparently catching it once doesnt vaccinate you.... some seem to have been able to get it again 4 months after they got cured :/
TheSexInstructor
ExoCyberBit
Personally can't wait for a good kink event
NuclearMonk
We had a mid-year threesome. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a pretty good time.
etchasetch
“Alright everybody, back to the pile.”
MyPerception
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
"Why don't I look like mommy or daddy?" because mistakes were made, son. So...so many.... sexy mistakes... Also you're adopted.
1nonlyS
I’m pre gaming now
SleeveHo
Well make it happn capn
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Lol...medieval orgy feels like it'd be kinda stanky. Also we will be able to party hard cause our livers are acclimated now.
Slash0mega
that sounds like a great way to restart the plague
mannabananarama
End of...? I love your optimism. Let’s just do the orgy and wine in case things don’t improve.
strengthbodymind
I’m down!
AzgarOgly
They already held parties celebrating the end of it. Which lead to the second wave.
hwatL4bloopy
Not in America.
strengthbodymind
True story!
somethingsomethingusernamey
But for a brief time, a lot of fun was had by the party goers
AzgarOgly
Yeah, that is what these people are about. Having fun for a short time at somebody else expense.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
First wave part deux
ProfessorPritt
It can go one of two ways: a.) waves of infection assisted by deniers of various types b). a vaccine is developed c.) virus mutates
AzgarOgly
These are not distinct alternatives. All these options are happening together.
JimmyKrackKorn
LOL, HaHaHa, So True, +1
TheAccursedHamster
Went from 100 cases a day to 400 in Ontario, fucks sake.
AwwDamn321
Literally the fucking same thing I was gonna reply! Damn youuuu
xBenoitBallsx
In Hamilton 1000 people went to a parking lot to look at cars. They could have all just blown each other instead.
BlowAtHighDough
Ford's comment about sending them for MRIs if they weren't so backed up, made me laugh way more than it should have
HandoB4Javert
Whining Orange face?
CitizenPrime
Yes sure, but what about 3rd and 4th wave?
AzgarOgly
That depends on peoples ability to learn.
CitizenPrime
AzgarOgly
Nah, only the grandma. And she gave lousy presents for xmas anyway.
snarkface
Can't have second wave, if you don't finish your first!
artifactcreature
AzgarOgly
As someone familiar to higher math I disagree. It depends on what do you measure, is it n, n' or n''. dn/dt clearly shows second wave in US.
AzgarOgly
Or is it more like third?
TheWarHymn
Judging by the length of the Black Death pandemic, we're going to have a few more years of dodging COVID.
ImNotTaylorSwift
If you can dodge a brick, you can dodge COVID.
GlowGreen
I'm the best at dodging bricks that have been broken up into microscopic pieces so they're effectively invisible!
AzgarOgly
You know how far the brick reaches. Stay away. Wear that hard hat. Wash your hands.
SmoeAhsolse
The trick is to stay a safe enough distance from anyone who might be carrying the brick.
drainbamage1011
Depends how effective the vaccine is, and how long the antibodies last.
TheWarHymn
From recent reports, looks like vaccines might only be good for several months, like the seasonal flu shot.
PaleAsFuck
Back then they didn't have vaccines. Altho. They didn't travel to other countries and travel in general as much.
thedarkcanuck
But they also didn't bathe and threw sewage into the streets, so who knows
TheWarHymn
We got people licking ice cream at stores and refusing to vaccinate, so maybe we're not that much better...
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
Tru
AzgarOgly
At least in present time we have certainty what causes the plaque and what measures do stop spread of it. The fact we choose not to //
AzgarOgly
We still do not have covid vaccine available. And they did travel, the very appearance of plaque in Europe is connected to ships //
AzgarOgly
coming from exotic lands. And spread of plaque was due to people moving from country to country, merchants, travelers and armies.
PaleAsFuck
I said they didn't travel as much. And i know we don't have a covid vaccin yet. But we working on it. And back then they had nothing
DumberBlonde
bluemagister
Sorry, people are already doing wine and orgies; they're calling it "quarantine" and you weren't invited.
xxoctavianxx
my celebration will just be going out to a fancy steakhouse and maybe a movie
thepronouncer
Look at this mother fucker. Going out to eat and shit! I'll be happy to go for a walk again.
hiphopbookshop
Tell Barb to put on her good dress, hit up the longhorn and catch a flick. We’ll share a popcorn but I’m bringing my own gummy bears
TheSexInstructor
So you remember what feeling relaxed in restaurant felt like? I remember..
stupidfaceshiba
This. 100% a nice tomahawk, some drinks then off to an Alamo Drafthouse theater.
MadeYouLookAgain
I'm gonna get a haircut!
cabusha
I haven't had a haircut since November 2019. I'm getting stupid shaggy
stupidfaceshiba
I can’t wait to get a massage
LateNightBunnyParty
Goddamn, does that sound nice. One of the last things we did before this started was see a movie and eat a $13 pretzel w/ beer cheese sauce.
stupidfaceshiba
My last movie was Joker. A nice dinner afterwards. I should have cherished it more.
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
The simple things in life are worth cherishing.
EverydayIdleness
Implying it will end.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Of course it will end, the number of dead is in question
MuthaSucka
We all gon die
DeviatedPrevert
everything ends
DiscoTurtle87
Including humanity. Just sayin that our clock ticks faster than the planet, solar system, galaxy and universe.
JimStansel
One way, or another....
Imakethingsweird
It will. Maybe not in the US, but anywhere else.
SidneyHarbor
The US has bought more vaccines than any nation on Earth - about 700 million doses already.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Coz they've seen a business opportunity to make money so you're still fucked
popejubal
Source?
ImOPsMom
LOL guaranteed you're talking to a trump-tard so... You will never see a source
SidneyHarbor
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2020/09/23/Fauci-Enough-COVID-19-vaccines-for-all-Americans-by-April/5341600858092/ 700 million doses.
SidneyHarbor
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2020/09/23/Fauci-Enough-COVID-19-vaccines-for-all-Americans-by-April/5341600858092/ 700 million.
popejubal
So, Fauci *believes* we’ll have enough. By April. Which is not now. Which means we haven’t bought any vaccines because they don’t exist yet.