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Tomkatie
#2 No, no I will not be using this, thank you very much!
me2metoo
"If you are looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.."
toolazytolive
I will NEVER be the man my mother is. That woman is a beast
DickGozinyaMom666
You're one load your mother should have swallowed.
Ashabud
Nice
gunnsgalore
Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one and they usually stink. (or are shitty, your choice!)
Dom4Rent
You're just like my dog. No matter how much times I rub this shit in your face you never learn.
mrroflz
These are ducked up
VladTheInhaler1
L1NS4S4URUS
buttcreambandit
Most of these are trash
hopethisisarelevantname
Just like your FACE! (I'm learned)
notamuppet
niiiiice
nobodyinparticular
I love witty comebacks! I'm favoriting this to avoid ever using these in the future.
oldmanranting69
Your head is so far up your ass, you don't know whether you are eating or shitting.
EvidenceBasedPractice
I like the one with the witty come back
Jrodv43
MissingnoMaster
*takes notes*
HmblPnt18
The blue ones look exactly like a jeopardy answer
Craftylefty47
Jelous.
NearlyDead
Who hurt you? I like the two wrongs one
duffledore
Where'd you get those pants? The...toilet store?
Sugarblade
I've heard it both ways.
slapmethrice
Even the retard said SOMETHING!
UnoMaas
You guys just stand there?! C'mon!
ilikebreadalot
Happy holidays everyone!
moxymox
These would be super witty if I was still in junior high. (Hey, you can add that one!)
crowregent
I like "who is this clown?" because it calls them a clown while implying that they are not a good enough clown to be well known.
MentionADownvoteGetADownvote
Number 3: Everyone has MY opinion? That makes no fucking sense
kademac
Favourited for later use.
jampura
DjDonDelicious
AbaddonWillows
I've used some of these on my guy and best friend. Boyfriend laughed, best friend slapped me.
theGeskk
Cringy comebacks you mean?
FlatPlutoSociety
Much like all of those compilations of "epic toasts," actually using any of these in real life will get you laughed out of the room.