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Going from barista to being a nuclear operator! I'm so proud of her!
Apr 6, 2017 11:28 PM
1drumshark
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Going from barista to being a nuclear operator! I'm so proud of her!
Talooon
If all the sad Imgur stories I've read have taught me anything, she's going to dump you and leave you behind now that she's successful.
DKo6
what Sims expansion pack did she buy for that ?
Blinkers099
Awesome man. When one of you wins both of you win. Support her in her endeavor.
THExC0L0RxGREY
4x0=0
Simplethings1
Wait a second. From barista to nuclear operator ?
bambulancedriver
You're gonna be her intimate carbon rod
fairweather002
i would say hafnium rod
boopmonger
From not spelling names correctly to fission.
Guitreble5150
Is this Brad???
Magicflutefreddie
No, she hasn't gotten a job yet.
RealBarackObama
FlatPlutoSociety
Great, now my fucking power bill is going to have my name misspelled every month.
mfawkes
InsensitiveComments
thebluestthingsonearth
She knows it's pronounced 'nucular', right?
gazatak
Awww. She's probably going "our?"
Odballl
Does that make you a *power* couple?
Mikeybeeee07
Well a stripper pays like twice that
Horus175
Let me guess @OP, she joined the Navy didn't she?
1drumshark
Absolutely not. I'd never let her make that mistake.
iphonemoth
nuclear operation in a bar. that's worth a joke!
perseco
Well, let's just hope her workload doesn't cause a... *puts on sunglasses* MELTDOWN.
The1WhoMemes
Bibliotechina
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
tablefor2
I live to see comments like this
MrFBI
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
RemcoW
Those glasses make his head look fat. The store should've mentioned that
TheMagicalMushroom
Got to store the excess awsomeness somewhere
NiklasSkur
jonhnefill
Went to a party one year ago as Horatio Caine. Sound effects after each punch line. No one knew who he was. Suddenly felt really old.
RaskasaSubwoofer
Thing that happen on the daily basis good
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
She's going to upgrade to a new husband
seenunseen
She'll quit it after you spend 20k on your home pet project and become a violin teacher.
Sionas
80-100k?
1drumshark
Starts at 75k until she's done training.
Sionas
I tried. I was kinda close I guess. Gratz to your wife btw!
alexpro290
flosser
Is the poop deck really what I think it is?
LookingForMyKids
Brad?
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
She got moved to the champagne room?
rile
What is a nuclear operator?
InsultCatapult
No sex in there.
rile
What is a nuclear operator?
Sidioussayingdoit
Someone who operates nucleurs
LongCommentChainAppreciator
*Nuclearts , get it right bruh...
RaynWisp
She does hardcore fetishism. They call her the nuclear operator because her vagina looks like the elephant foot in Chernobyl.
abarr69
iactualylikenickelback
Nuclear operators control the systems of a nuclear power plant to safely distribute power to the energy grid
GansoEstaMuerto
Congrats! The girl I'm fucking got the EXACT same promotion!!! Hi Fives to both of us.
yangxaiolong
It girl is married bro
FlatPlutoSociety
"Whoa, what are the odds of... OHHHHHHHH."
RichardButtsonthe3rd
OP probably.
AwkwardKeming
Zelkon527
Thesearegoodboys
OH FUCK
anewshineything
DonGatelyAtEnnetHouseDrugAndAlcoholRecoveryHouse
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
yai, you can do the eiffel tower
UrsaPsi
AlkeneThiol
This did not need to be zoomed in on
skuob1218
Came here for this comment
PuckeringButthole
Demmayyy
My first thought was, "wow, what a coincidence!" Then I understood.
ThatOneGuyWhoDoesntGetTheJoke
I don't get it?
merlinious
He is banging OP's wife.
AnotherHeartwarmingPostByAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Username checks out
AtlasMorrow
Navy nuc?
Maitrify
Same question times three
fairweather002
same question
MonteBurns
Fun fact, but you really only need a high school degree to operate our power fleet. You have a shit ton of requirements and learning to get
MonteBurns
your "Reactor Operator" license, but you could do it! Check out the work going on at the Vogtle plants for their new units
1drumshark
Yup. I only have a highschool diploma. She has a chemical engineering degree.
1drumshark
Me? Yup. EM type. She's a civilian
FelicityMyste
I did the nuke EM route, transitioned into commercial. A dual nuke income is pretty sweet, congrats! Bonus: no ORSE!
1drumshark
Ugh... ORSE is next month for me....
mroranges
Dual nuke income. Cool.
omgiluvthissong
Damn smoothies are the worst
1drumshark
Don't you out that evil on me. I keep the lights on, the motors turning, and the shower water hot.
omgiluvthissong
Yes your 2 watch stations at sea and basically 0 maintenance look very stressful to me :D
SteveAvery
Same Job position here. Congrats may she enjoy many boring nights and also shit her pants when procedures are missed.
slack3rdav3
any fear of radiation for the ladies that get preggo? what happens? they get put on easy-mode job or what?
SteveAvery
Directly I can't say but in these terms I'll say if everything is operating as it should be, the work environment is cleaner than spotless.
quantumschnitzel
She'd work in a shielded and filtered room- probably get less radiation than you from being protected from the background radiation.
slack3rdav3
just a concern i have for my wife (chemE) working at a nuclear facility. thanks for the info
topdollar38
Pregnant women are limited to lower radiation dose limit. Even still risk to unborn child is small. Max limit for any rad worker is 5rem/yr.
1drumshark
We're not planning in ever having kids. Cryingintomoney.gif
slack3rdav3
Im asking for my wife.
aintgottimeforyou
Get your butt to the gym. You're about to be the trophy husband.
LittleKnownOne
Stats say that if she has a drastic shift if financial status, she is likely to drift, cheat, or leave unless is a superior Step 1 specimen
Justanothersubguy
As someone who goes to the gym a lot to try and get that 'trophy husband' form, but can't - What should I be doing? Running?
TezcaOrange
Weightlifting, cardio, diet consisting of chicken, rice and a lot of water.
fonebone77
That's my life. I love it. She keeps me in video games and motorcycles.
FealyMealy
More likely she's going to be looking for a husband upgrade.
TheGrubinator
Wuddup Incel?
1drumshark
Sorry for the downvotes. Both my wife and I laughed. +1 from me!
LittleKnownOne
Sad you are being downvoted for a common fact. Not 100% to happen, but tends to and will typically take a few years to materialize.
JohnLeePettimore
Unless you're a participation trophy husband
delted
Damn that was harsh
AbuMKatt
Omg I'm so going to use that line.
telpelin
Ya burnt!
Justanothersubguy
As someone who goes to the gym a lot to try and get that 'trophy husband' form, but can't - What should I be doing? Running?
FergTurdeson
Change your diet and lift heavy... It's á marathon, not a sprint!
Arvandor
This... Diet is like 80% of it (especially those last few pounds to "show" the muscles), and strength training >>>>> cardio
kingjurian
Check out the starting strength program
Retry12
Its like 80% diet man. Hire a good PT and weightlift with a suitable meal plan. Excellent for losing weight and gaining muscle.
Justanothersubguy
I'm doing a macro diet plan - Carbs 30%, protein 40% fat 30%. Is that around what I want?
FuckYeahImAwesome
Running is cardio, you need both cardio and strength training
1drumshark
Haha, I'd be just fine with that. Except, I'm a nuclear electrical operator already
Vaanhalen
Ayy, she married up! ...up the career ladder that is
lighterletter
Ye guis ar hugging all de nukelar.
MinionTerror
Ya know...the NSA should probably be invested in the health of your reltationship.
MinionTerror
That much knowledge in one marriage...
RetardedFireExtinguisher
Your relationship just went nuclear
Strostkovy
How much thorium can I legally own
TechNutz
is that you homer simpson , get back to work
AtlasMorrow
You'll always be a nub to me
riseofaodh
Homer?
chiefwill
Homer was a Nuclear Safety Technician
cfcannon
Your kids will be so bright...because they'll glow.
LongtimeLurker148
Genuinely curious...you have to pretty much know somebody to get into that, right?
GiddyKipper
Wait, isn't this a Simpson's episode !?
PatrickRob82
GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
My pops is a nuclear PM, the Ops guys I've met seem to have a pretty cake job.
GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
So congrats to you and yours, may your shifts be forever in your favor!
khora
Isn't electricity everything but the nucleus?
afx82
Homer, is that you?
bobbyslims
So she got the job by sleeping with someone?
TezcaOrange
If someone was interested in this career path, how would one get into such position?
lilstorm
Are you two adopting? Like 22 year old males by chance?
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
So? Why not make it into the Nuclear Electrical Operator Calendar?
ThatDinosaurGuy
Lol your children will have super powers
iwilldoanythingforlovebutiwontsendnudes
Damn the bonds in your relationship must be strong
TheGrubinator
Let's just hope they don't decide to take up fishin'.
DuffMaaaann
https://youtu.be/OoASZyihalc
xmiyakova
Your relationship must be the bomb.
Rev0veR
How much is pay? And how does one get in that profession?
AnIcePhoenix
if you dont mind my asking.... how does one get into that field?
slipperwhale
If you guys bang at work you can give birth to the first generation of mutants
TheGrubinator
If they bang at work, everyone in a fifty mile radius has a chance to become a mutant. Well, that or die a horrible, cancerous death.
RealCameleer
So if fallout becomes real your family already got a spot in a vault?
Hexarcy00
sharks with friggin nuclear bombs on their heads
UnicornCock
Shut your whore mouth. You are a trophy husband now
MissVadner
I love everything about this comment, made me chuckle at 8 am
chipmunksyndrome
Get your ass to the gym anyway. Be healthier, look better naked, get more sexy time.
absolutezero182
Does she make 72% of what you make?
PibbleZoomies
Serious question, how does one require such a position? Also, please post a day-in-the-life sorta thing!
SuperJew12
Get a degree in an engineering field like Mechanical, Nuclear, or Electrical Engineering.
1drumshark
Or chemical engineering. Requirements were 3+ years experience, or a STEM degree
Mistermonday96
Found homer.
headbrah
One might say your arguments have the potential to be quite explosive...
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Stop, uranium on his parade.
AntonioStark
Only when they reach critical mass.
becibeci
InfOracle
I always said Critical should be a town in Massachusetts...
AntonioStark
Ha! That's great.
jetzullo
Part time male yoga instructor. 'Sniff' go live the dream man.
ashmenon
This has porno script written all over it.
bradthegeek
What are you sniffing?
RobertNAdams
His own damn ass if he wants to, yogis flexible as shit
scnottaken
Can confirm, am shit.
LeftBauer20
He's not livin too much of a dream. 50 hour work weeks, on call for times you're "off", engineer responsibilities.
LordCommanderofUsersub
Civilian or Navy? I tried getting into the Navy's Nuclear program but I'm a tad too old, and they weren't impressed with my high school math
1drumshark
I'm in the Navy, but there's a civilian power plant near us in Connecticut that hired her
givemebooksplease
Awesome! My little brother is a Navy nuke! He just got stationed to a sub out of Hawaii. Rough life...
LordCommanderofUsersub
I'm off to basic in November. I was hoping to get into Nuke but, no dice. My recruiter pushed the age waiver through but, my grades.
LordCommanderofUsersub
Apparently my grades are good enough now, but not good enough 8 years ago.
Loqaon
They care about high school math?
revitalizingtonic
LordCommanderofUsersub
They sure do.
SpongebobReferences
They should care more about university classes than high school classes
mikeatike
So you could say you two have a... nuclear family?
Jabbaaaaaaa
thehoopiestfrood
"Hahaha its pronounced 'nucular' stupid, the S is silent!"
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
https://youtu.be/OoASZyihalc (Dunno, this somehow works better in the German dub when he fully pronounces the second "u".)
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ashmenon
That's what it wants you to think, that's why it's so silent.
thehoopiestfrood
Its a quotation from Family Guy.
PedroBenecol
ba-BOOM!-tsshhh.
OPmakesOC
GONNA RIDE THE WORLD LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I would say they have a significantly inceased risk of birth defects between the two of them.
mikeatike
They would have a higher chance if they were both airline crew members.
FacedownCat
I generally dislike puns but I'm very pleased with this one.
NineByNine
how can you dislike puns! :O
FacedownCat
I got overexposed from several professors in college. I learned that 90% of science professors like puns.