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May 20, 2017 3:46 PM
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unstableagenda
Jazz this gets posted often
Elemental1019
Better to be starved for affection than to risk getting falsely accused of sexual assault.
LadyIJustWorkHere
Can relate. If you're too depressed to shower, try at least getting your face, then the rest of the hot spots with baby wipes.
OGMemeMore
is hold..
reid2048
Am helded
TheSpaceButterfly
forResearchPurposesOnly
Trust is hard to come by, but once a cheetah always a cheetah.
TheZulthar
This is not what I needed today, upvote anyway
KipDoggyDog
I feel this completely...
Ventrix
Can't express how much I can relate
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
I avoid haircuts for the longest because of this.
JuliaY
I get a weird pain in my back when my hair is cut or someone hugs or cuddles me from behind. I hate it but have tried to work through it.
jenaree
That belly !
imurmomdrinkingcloroxbleach
yourmomloveme
So i do
wjfloater3000
I wonder how this hand would taste
cattrox
Am at a wedding. Single. This hurts in every way
LadyIJustWorkHere
If you shower less than once a day, try increasing your frequency. Helped me w getting other people to feel more comfortable in my space.
kissey
It's crazy how human some animals act
Divenity
Humans ARE animals...
landseer
Why is this shitpost breaking my heart?
pineapplepuppy
Reikeo
I....I want one.
m0gart
The best solution:
srsgiraffe
https://i.giphy.com/J65ZjChGzU6is.webp
nolekfox
AngryNakedFlailingHitler
https://biggiesplace.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/guardians-drax-pets-rocket.gif
KristanDL
Every time this get reposted it loses more pixels.
fhatpotatou
NeatoBurritoChan
I wish i could be touched. Whenever anyone touches me i instantly squirm out of reach or go limp and count the seconds until its over. 1/2
NeatoBurritoChan
Idk why, ive anyways reacted this way. Im afraid something happened that i chose to forget. Id give anything to not flinch away from SO
erischilde
Bruh... please see someone. It's so hard to live with that. It plays on your mind and it's NOT your fault. *internet hug*
itsybitsyspider
I'm kinda the same way. I don't like physical affection. I can't figure out why. I just assume it's because I pretty well isolated myself--
itsybitsyspider
-- from everyone for so long.
ShyFryGuy
To everyone in the comments
Zeroji
Thanks man, needed and appreciated
haveanothergif
http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
MissGrangerIfYoureNasty
What a sweetheart you are!
Gudnalf
:(
yesthisisarne
I love you
HugsForEveryone
fhatpotatou
jlbashaw
Imagine how many animals would love scratches if they could stave off the urge to kill us for a bit?
d0o0o0d
It's not that they want to kill us, it's that they're afraid we're going to kill them. Think about how animals interact in nature....
d0o0o0d
...if they encounter a critter that isn't one of them, they're either going to eat it or run away from it. If it is one of them...
d0o0o0d
...they're probably going to either fight with it it or fuck it.
GrimDarkRealities
Porque no los dos?
DarkUranium
Because they don't have marriage.
Falanxzealot
All cats love cheeks rubs. That is all.
PleaseNotTheFace
Yeah, but this one has predatory tendencies and might kill you.
Falanxzealot
I don't think there's been a single recorded, substantiable case of a cheetah ever killing a human. We don't look enough like gazelles.
PleaseNotTheFace
Well that's sound reasoning. "Its never happened before." Its a predator. It CAN kill you.
Falanxzealot
Well, that's a robust rebuttal. Humans have been living alongside cheetahs for thousands of years. No deaths. Statistics says, not likely
PleaseNotTheFace
Simply because your statistics tell you its unlikely, doesn't mean it never has or never will. But you really should read more.
NobodySaysThings
It hurts with its accuracy.
gabiinunderland
It took over a year before I could handle being touched after I was raped. I still struggle with it but there is one person I fully trust
CalicoSushi
I know this feel. It's been nine years and I still have bouts of panic with touch. I'm so sorry you had to go through what happened. ):
janedoestolemyidentity
I understand this feel. :( It's been ten years and I've just recently started allowing friends to hug me.
erischilde
Fucking. Just. Lots of love to you guys.
TheLighthouseSavage
I don't think I've felt another person touch me in the last 6 months...
pnero000
I know it's not the real thing, but virtual hugs en route, friend.
LovveLetter
Go get a massage!
sandwichmunchies
same. until i was stoned and some chick said she wanted to paint my nails last week...i allowed it.
AgolfHiller
Don't worry you might not feel it when you sleep but I touch you
cheeseguy3412
BOOP.
barqshasbyte
This is the hardest part of deployments. The other day someone hugged me and I almost cried.
Tassyr
I've never really been touched like this.
KiraOurSaviour
Haha 6 months!! I've never touched a guy in my life, apart from high-fives and what not. (17f)
L3GACIES
GotTiredofFavoritingPostsInMyBrowserSoImadeAnAccount
You're young.. I was a virgin till age 22 but now I'm a manwhore
KiraOurSaviour
O I figured I was a strange case, seeing social standards nowadays
ultraronbun
I know that feeling, except it's been a year and half for me.
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
Come get a high five. Shit I'll even put my arm around you for a bit
ultraronbun
Yes please.
Theiph
PrincessAnus
around 2 for me
PrincessAnus
usually guys are the ones saying that *sigh* nope. girl, never done anything either
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catharticnarcacisst3000
Where do you get that humans aren't social creatures?
TheConformityInCommentorsHereIsAstronomical
I looked it up in my gut.
ultraronbun
That's what I'm doing now. Being as antisocial as possible.
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Biteymcbiteface
Same. Kinda wish it was ok to find cuddle dates on tinder as well
Madcaplaughs84
There are cuddle services out there.
KingMojoIV
It's not impossible, my wife and I actually met on tinder.
Biteymcbiteface
What I'd like is for cuddles to be as Ok to seek out as sex. Getting married kinda takes the "casual" out of it :)
IamnotaBrowndj
Want.
Biteymcbiteface
Like. I don't want a boyfriend and all the emotional hassle. Just a fuckbuddy/cuddle mate for when the urge hits.
Madcaplaughs84
My best friend offers cuddles. It's fantastic.
IamnotaBrowndj
I like dating but it's that contact that i miss. Going out for a coffee and then home for a snuggle sounds ideal.
Biteymcbiteface
So true. I can date and get laid, but getting to the point of a snuggle takes so much longer.
JoeyD125
For 2.5 years the only physical contact I had was when my barber cut and washed my hair. It'll change.
pilomotor
It may change, or not. Sometimes it requires the person to realize they have to put in some serious effort if they don't want to die alone.
BenStein40
You are a pretty heavy sleeper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
You think you're being pretty creepy but honestly at this point i'd take what I can get.
TheOne07
That's pretty sad. Let me send you a hug. :D
BenStein40
SexualConsent
LychFinderGeneral
yaFuckingWeapon
i'm serious here...: HOW? How the fuck do you do that?
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
It's not that hard, lol. Where do you live where everyone is constantly hugging each other on first sight?
HamboneSlammer
Usually not by choice I don't think
WallieWhale
Well usually it starts with a restraining order.
EltotheEggo
19 here.Never done anything.The girl that cut my hair last time ran her hands thru my hair a lot and it felt nice. That's about the farthest
Magpiebones
How about 30 years? :) :')
yaFuckingWeapon
... how
Magpiebones
Because forcibly touching others is illegal.
aiuta219
As a 41 year old who has never had a significant other, I relate to this in the deepest possible way.
EveryonesRaping
wtf are you waiting for???? WHORES!!! it's the sampler platter that never stops giving! a dog and prostitutes plus free time & money?cmon!
ColoniseTheGalaxy
I'm 45 and will probably die alone but at least between now and then I have memes.
MostIndeedlySo
Let the memes flow through you!
SexualConsent
politelyinsulting
As a younger aro/ace person, I worry about when my family is no longer around to fulfill my physical touch quota with hugs & headbutts.
politelyinsulting
On a side note, cuddling and hugging services exist if anyone gets really desperate.
Usercba
I'm 21 and can't remember the last hug I got. I'm hoping it gets better.
odinsravenscloaca
I give great hugs...no really a lot of people have told me that. If you come to NYC, there's at least 3 hugs waiting for you.
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
http://gph.is/1UTbO2s
spookyjeff
Yeah, but wizard powers
aiuta219
No wizard anything. You just turn in to an increasingly weird person.
MostIndeedlySo
IneversaidIworkedhere
My massage therapist friend says lots of people see her just for basic human contact. It's therapeutic.
JubbyMcJubster
Much love from the internet. Know it's not the real thing, but best I can do. *hugs
IvytheCyclops
I just want to hug you all!
dytonn
Well ik this is where i might be going. Never had a meaningful relationship last more than a month and most of my friends moved away.
danishjuggler21
O.O
karanperson
28 and same feeling
BlandNotBoring
You're an attractive man. Get out of the strip club and socialize more! No reason you won't find a partner.
aiuta219
There is no place for me to go socialize here. This is difficult to explain, but since I'm not religious I don't have options to meet ladies
MrLenin
Ouch dude. I feel for you.
buttobviousfacts
Are hookers not legal in your area? She will even let you do the deep thingy that you mentioned in your comment.
SuperBobKing
In the US hookers are only legal in some counties of Nevada.
aiuta219
You are conflating sex with human intimacy. They aren't the same thing.
buttobviousfacts
As far as what the documentaries have taught me, 'significant' 'intimacy' relate to putting it in balls deep. I'm a simple person.
aiuta219
Close human contact and being comfortable enough to share your thoughts and feelings mean a lot more than you've given them credit, man.
buttobviousfacts
I understand that it is a nice thing to have, but given the rate of divorce and other things, it makes them less accessible even if I try.
AnOceanOfStars
I'm on my way to that, not too far behind, sadly. And they say life is beautiful.
odinsravenscloaca
Life can be beautiful...you just have to look in the right places. Maybe we all need to just get together and hug it out.
AnOceanOfStars
It can be beautiful, yes. But just a tiny bit of ill luck in the wrong places, and it's irremediably shit.
beargurl
and maybe the other person is also afraid of being rejected
aiuta219
That is in no way representative of my experience.
bobyran
somebody send this poor man some dick pics!!!
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Bury yourself in your job or just have trouble making connections?
aiuta219
I was mega-fat until I was 35 and I'm an opera-going white guy who lives in Gary, Indiana.
ChuckleVoodooist
Yeah... I feel you man. Gary is the death trap of romance. (currently a resident)
Scytale94
As a fellow Hoosier, Gary sucks in all aspects.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
'Opera-going'? Is that really a downside?
SpicyMonkey
depends, to some it's pretentious, to others it's great. just about finding the people who share interests
aiuta219
I'm just not what anybody around here is looking for.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I know that feeling. I'm an introvert in the military... very few women around and they have plenty of muscley outgoing guys to choose from
SpecialContainmentProcedures
But, obligatory, have you given online dating a shot?
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
This makes me so sad. I just want to be there for literally every single person who posts something like this. I live to love others, really
Musquiz1289
I feel the same way. My heart.
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
It's like, "Come to me! I will love you, you sad person!"
skincancerisfun
Aww, aren't you a sweetie. They would crush you. Yep, their misery would wrap around you like a soggy strands of spaghetti, not binding you
skincancerisfun
but making everything seem like a herclean task and pointless to try. Sad people are really best enjoyed in short burst like a cold shower
Aerumna
I imagine this as advice given by Henry Wotton to an impressionable Dorian Gray; primarily, the final sentence smacks of Wotton's influence.
skincancerisfun
Somebody's been reading the big boy books! But that someone is not me I'm afraid.
WhatAWorldWhatAWorld
Aren't you a bright little ray of sunshine!
skincancerisfun
Well, I do try and look on the bright side of things. Sad people are sad, and that's alright. They have their purpose