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Oct 23, 2017 4:45 PM
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PsycheClone
Yeah but when it gets big she's all on it, and yes shrinkage is hilarious.
Megalodann
Microaggression! If I press a button can I hit her before the fight starts?
CrapBagandSaladDressing
You know what you do to a flat tire..... blow it up again?
ThatGuyVinny
I don't have a refractory Period, I only flat tire when I desire!
ImNotToxicYouAreJustStupid
This only happens when he only wants to fuck you and immidiatley go home to his wife and a hot meal.
J0kerSTyle8710
Same old he said she said. She says he has a little penis he say you have a roast beef vagina. He can’t perform and she a fish. Fuck already
isildur
(1/2) First one sounds like someone high. "Heeheehee omg hands are like feet with freaky long toes" kinda thing. Doesn't require a reposte.
isildur
(2/2) I might react with an "uh, ok... O_o". But if she was actually looking to get a rise (no pun intended), the retort gave confirmation.
randomthug
That's actually a good time to make that joke, its the only time we're ever truly rational.
PanicAtTheCostco
Well no duh what does she think we walk around with raging boners 24/7
EvilKrikkit
I got a vacuum and a zip tie, I don't get soft anymore.
brendaah
shrinky dinky
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Call me cranky, but I really hate this internet "short hand" bullshit.
ITalkAboutGoats
You're cranky.
rlfcl
to be fair, it is pretty funny.
MapToTheCrunch
Yes, abby, that's how dicks work.
FlyinDutchman88
Burn
Sternmeyer
If you can't laugh at your own dick then you take yourself way too seriously IMHO. Dicks are hilarious
mteainside
My god, you guys are as bad as Tumblr or Buzzfeed
Berethian
But hey, dicks reinflate again. Her breasts, once they go down, aren't coming back.
MadmanApex
ayyoooo
Rayve1
I mean to me it seemed like she meant it to be meanspirited, but I laugh at myself enough to realise I couldn't care less.
youdontknowmylifebitch
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
and sometimes the vagina literally deflates. it's called a queef. at least the little general shrinks away silently.
kellycorn
DrShrinker
hellooo biology.
TheFakeMeeko
bubbleteapanties
I like my boyfriends deflated tire. I visibly see that I made it happy and now it's floppy, wet, and squishy which I think is cute.
jellybeanoverdose
I LOVE how butthurt all the men are getting over her comment! ????
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Maybe like 25% of the men at most. Most of us are giggling at flat tire penis
TheOlsenTwins
I'm a dude and I'm genuinely going wtf to all these small man emotions.
jellybeanoverdose
You, sir, are awesome.
cromulon
Right? Like the dick you have isn't going anywhere might as well get used to it, rock what you got, and laugh along the way
asquiiiiiiisha
Dicks are funny, like, inherently. If you can't laugh at the ridiculousness of the human body your sex is gonna be super awkward.
McTerminator
Unless you have a dick that went through a blender or Megan Fox in that one movie. That shits probably not funny.
jellybeanoverdose
Right? Laughter makes sex awesome!
HarryHamwallet
Women's bodies do a lot more than deflate after they have a child i can tell you that
K1ltu
Well technically having a child does involve some deflating
fnhngest
well childbirth is a BIT more taxing on the body than cumming.
HarryHamwallet
well maybe i blow big loads
BannedAcc1
Savage af.
eddieeeeeee69
Sagage*
IronicUsername
There is a ridiculously low bar for "savage" here.
Belckan
You don't see me complaining about beef courtains. I love eating out my half-hanging roast beef sub.
anjunaspeak23
Bruh...
Whiskysauce
Uh
Belckan
I'm not being sarcastic. Two can play the game of making fun of how normal genitals look.
fnhngest
IronicUsername
lol @ you getting downvoted. The Imgur userbase is the fucking epitome of "can dish it out but can't take it."
Belckan
I didn't laugh at others though.
LenoreO
This has really bothered you hasnt it? It's completely normal and happens to every one afterwards its not a big deal. Dont worry about it
sticksosteel
Not sure why folks are butt hurt, I kinda' think it's funny too. Make it a little roleplay... flat tire? Gonna' need a sexy tow trucker
McGreed
Maybe they are just not used to using the alternative route?
IvayloEnchev
It's ok to blow the tire so it gets up and running again.
Astridnaut
Beep! Beep! Back it up and hitch it!
kepattRunner
I wish the phrase “butt hurt” would hurry up and die and never come back
TheOlsenTwins
I get the sense that you're single but you're making a strong effort not to be and that's commendable.
sticksosteel
No one has ever met a sexy tow trucker...
thisappisajoke
I gotta say, had to have my car towed once. Opened the door to the truck and dude had a puppy with him! Made my shit day better.
Unkaroo
Wtf u talking about. They are all sexy af my dood
Gudnalf
Yet
Buckbeak1486
I have. https://e621.net/post/show/1362384/alcohol-beverage-big_breasts-bottomless-breasts-cl
xJAYSINx
LaVagina
Buckbeak1486
I'll never tire of posting shit like that because the replies are too good!
KnightRaptor
I dont even have to check i recognise monosodium glutamate anywhere
YoungRobot
ButtsMcGee86
liddycoat
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Ellie from borderlands 2 looks different than i remember.
plusoneforyou
Myyy miiinds telliiin me noooo
thesolamnus
But my booody
Flobmmando
Is sayin YESSS!!!
Boonzo
My booooody is tellin' me yeeeeesss
Arksstuff
What's with all the hostility though? It's not like she said anything directly offensive
LSAH
Maybe it’s her inability to write in English with any form of grammar or legibility.
shhep
That's imgur nowadays. Post a circlejerk post about feminists are ruining our lives, suggest switching to trades, get crazy mad at a girl.
chloramphenicolderivative
Yeah, and she said "after sex", so it's not even like she's saying it's a turn off or anything.
Cataleast
I'm not seeing a lot of it, though. Just a couple of people. Or is there some hidden compartment where all the butthurt is stored? :D
truthsmiles
As a guy, for some reason we're extremely over-sensitive about our penises until we reach about age 35-40, when we realize it doesn't matter
Fl0zilla
It really doesn't matter though. It does the trick.
IronicUsername
I mean, I had some normal teenage body insecurity but I've never been sensitive enough to take offense to a comment like in the OP.
nclu
“Doesn’t matter? Doesn’t matter! Them’s fighting words!”
shhep
Or age of over 22? Know a lot of folk that doesn't need to hit midlife crisis to realise your dick doesn't define you.
truthsmiles
For me it was more just finally realizing that being kind, having a job and house is way more important to most women than dick size.
Cataleast
Ohhh, so THAT's why I just giggled instead of flying into a testosterone-fuelled rage :D
Bingkoo
Imagine a man commented that vag looked like an overcooked roast beef sandwich after sex and then laughed. Its not the nicest thing to say.
DefinitelyHungry
You need to chill out with all that shit. They don't look like that, they clearly look like the inside of a twinkie
IronicUsername
Unless she rolled off the guy and immediately sent out that tweet, I don't think she made that comment after sex and laughed at the guy.
fnhngest
what the fuck you on son? that's exactly what happens.
shhep
No need to imagine, comments like this get upvoted to top on imgur. So, not sure, the fuck you talking about.
weaselbee
Guys say that on here all the time. Even before sex, or even if sex isn't a part of the equation.
MisterDictionary
And do YOU want to talk to those guys?
jackpkmn
That doesn't make it ok to then turn around and make fun of all guys.
fnhngest
you need to see this and really really take it in
jackpkmn
In relation to this comic the first pies were not funny and i did not laugh. It wasn't ok when it happened to them or me.
fnhngest
also lmao yes it fucking does
jackpkmn
Take your hateful self somewhere else please.
Stolf
Roast beef sammich with extra mayo
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
That's literally said all the time. Men joke about our saggy tits and weird vaginas all the time. Take a little back, ya pussy.
glitchead
I've never joked about that because I find body insults to be too personal and unchangeable, but /shrug. My penis looks hilarious.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
I find personal body jokes bad. Like, 'Steven has a tiny penis, hahaha.' is mean, but generalization and truth telling isn't.
glitchead
Right, I can dig that. I don't know though, I just generally disapprove of the nude shame message preached across the board? I don't get me.
DrKrunch
I don't make those jokes, but here I am being joked at anyway. Seems unfair.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Then get off the internet.
DrKrunch
Oh, come on. Wanting people to be nice to each other isn't such a ridiculous thing to ask.
WoefulWombat
I guess this site is full of guys who get sensitive about their little deflated tyres.
McTerminator
Oye mate what's a tyre?
Ghost0fDawn
You're supposed to change it out to winter air.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
As a proud penis-owner: I'm giggling through this entire thread
leeardamer
DONT TALK ABOUT MY PENIS LIKE THAT
happytreeleaf
I personally am not insulted, but could it be like saying I forgot how ugly your flaps were until after I came?
IronicUsername
I mean, that's just a straight up insult, not a humorous observation.
happytreeleaf
Ok, that was great but my god I hadn’t noticed the stink until just now?
Belckan
"haha your tits are so funny just hanging there saggy and not standing" Fuck off
Belckan
Guess guys can't make fun of how body parts look like then. Stay salty.
MrBinns
It came of as very insecure
Belckan
That was the intention. I would never say something like that.
ITalkAboutGoats
Dude, that might be the nicest thing Imgur says about ladies.
Belckan
I wouldn't know. Im making satire out of that asshole.
WoefulWombat
Aww look at you trying to attack me with shit I don't care about.
Belckan
Then why'd you comment twice about it?
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ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Wow, all the butthurt. This is the same site that frequently says that humor in the bedroom is a good thing.
Cataleast
Tbh, I'm seeing almost as much comments about the butthurt as there seem to be butthurt comments :)
ResplendentCassowary
Humor in the bedroom is a good thing. This comes off more like a mean jab. But positivity for bodies isn't for men, so idk.
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IronicUsername
Please, you guys LOVE hostile and mean-spirited jokes and how does that even apply here? She's making a humorous observation about [1]
IronicUsername
what penises look like when they lose their erection post-sex and it's not about anyone specifically. How is that hostile? [2]
DisgruntledFerret
① Without context, it reads like she's doing the "fragile masculinity" thing. Imagine a MRA idiot laughing at women and it's the same idea.
IronicUsername
Without context, it reads like she's just commenting on a penis going flaccid looking funny. It's not even insulting. Like, do you [1]
DisgruntledFerret
② Whether or not that's actually what it is, if genders were flipped, would I be downvoted for noting some folks might not be tickled by it?
IronicUsername
Here? Almost fucking certainly.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
There are saggy tits, beefy vagina and queef jokes on this site every day. When a girl says it's offensive, they are laughed off the site.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
Are you sure it just doesn't sound hostile because it'a sensitive topic to you? Because it doesn't sound hostile to me.
DisgruntledFerret
Let's not stoop to passive-aggressive psychology. The truth is no one likes being mocked, and if someone insults you, you insult them back.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
How was any of that passive-aggressive? And... what? lol
DisgruntledFerret
Sorry if I misunderstood, but it sounded like "maybe you're just saying that because you're insecure about your own junk". Like, c'mon now.