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Mar 28, 2017 3:27 AM
yasmiPandaGamer
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VaIerie
Artwork almost reminds me of a cheap bootleg version of Disney.
TuantheFruitBat
Defused*
Fozneet
I relate to all but the cookie one
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
Just what the hell is this last cookie rule?
Raz0rking
And i am the one that eats the bisquit after a day. I gave everyone time to eat it. Still there after 24 hours? No one wants it
MerryJoe
Got confused on how to drink hot tea, now I have a burnt mouth and a blueberry up my nose
GusTarball
Last cookie rule is wrong! There are no cookies left for another day.
ActualTttony
Everything that's ever been said on the Internet with different drawings.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Even more than I'm questioning how these are all true I'm wondering how I've never noticed so many of them before. *mind blown*
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Overslept today, was first to arrive at work.
Tsyganka
How does everyone mix up defuse and diffuse
uglyshirts
*DEFUSE a bomb. Diffuse = disperse. Defuse is literally to de-fuse. Why do idiots always fuck this up? It's right there in the fucking word.
doctorbees
I actually prefer to ventilate my feet while sleeping, otherwise I overheat.
thepatioheater
The one about tea. What the hell does it mean?! It makes no sense! Why are there %?! WHAT?!
GirLovesPankakes
He could probably fall asleep better if his blanket covered the rest of his body.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
based on this image alone, a lot of you are dysfunctional
DaddySlapper
not everyone has been no less than perfect like you apprently
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I've got tons of deficiencies as well. But some of these are so basic...
GodApollo
The one trip rule after shopping.
DaddySlapper
groceries for 6 people is heavy yo
GodApollo
ONE TRIP
DaddySlapper
Oh
NotARobotISwear
Diffusing a bomb... is that the same as a 'silent but deadly'?
BrettHereth15
As an American, I really didn't understand the tea one.
clevernamestolen
Is no one going to explain the tea thing?
AsksTooManyQuestions
I was gonna ask...
NauticaIBacon
You end up eating the entire piece of cake before the tea is cool enough to drink.
YuJinX5
Eating your cake, while only taking sips of your tea.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
What's shower gel? Is that expensive soap in liquid form designed to be used quickly so you buy the liquid it's suspended in more often?
himit
Exactly!
skribs
So I'm not the only person who wraps their feet with their blanket when they sleep.
heptite
My parents just let me suffer the consequences of putting my homework off to the last minute.
grobesviech
Amen. Children are responsible for their own shit
heptite
It was part of teaching me responsibility, including being considerate of others' time.
DiddyMao20XX
We have a Last Banana rule. An entire bunch is eaten in a few days. The Last is apparantly a sacrifice to Potasithogh the Mad Banana god.
ghettosoak
Whelmed
Ravenuser
Diffusing a bomb means "distributing its explosive effect". You want to defuse a bomb, as to "DEactivate its FUSE" 1/2
Ravenuser
I know it's probably not the origin of the word, but it's a good mnemonic device to remember the difference. 2/2
ilhares
I've seen a lot of people making this error lately. Almost as bad as those "could of" fuckers.
vauhtihirmu
I cringe reading that, even when it's quotation marks. *shudders*
Ravenuser
The bomb could of done alot of damage if it hadn't been diffused. Their safe.......damn, it hurts just to write this...
JabroniDingus
Why are these true, dammit
qindje
I disagree on a lot of them.
NGC5189
Well the garbage is because the initial garbage is light and expanded. As you add more it compresses making it denser.
Sakkura
Because you haven't bought a USB-C flash drive yet.
Hellstorm99
Defusing the microwave bomb for sure. Though by Bomb I think they meant to say, " sleeping toddler/infant"
baldewok
Because microwave beepers are fucking annoying and give rise to things like "Is this your fourth pizza slice? It is 4 in the morning!"
JAW8244
Except the cookie one
kittythekat
I dunno...I live in a house where we had an INCH of wine left for TWO MONTHS because no one would drink it
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I give it to one of my kids while the other is distracted unless I find it during my late evening forage.
Alicecold
I thought that would be a swedish thing - Trivselbiten!
NoIntent
Damn right. I have the courtesy to ask if anyone else wants it, then that thing is gettin' nuked within 1 second of its life.
Dops32
Assuming I'm not going to eat that last cookie is quite funny if you
saintofchaoticgood
When I was in high school I use to always eat stuff and put it back with like 1 cookie, or one green pepper or cucumber piece. Didn't have
saintofchaoticgood
To do the dishes and tbh felt like being a dick to disappoint the next person who wanted some. Occasionally backfired on self a few times
BiliboyJenkins
I had a rule to not open a package or empty one, but everything in the middle was fair game. Now that I buy my own stuff it's different :p
anabundanceofpuns
(2/2) keep assuming my gender, you Cis gendered scum.
aykyle
wat
TemetNosce000
+1
daveydwb
I don't get why you're getting downvoted. I lol'd
Tekni
Me neither, I hope people aren't taking it seriously because that would be very sad.
Ryno621
Poe's law, my friend