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Dec 15, 2015 2:51 PM

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me irl

Why hasn't anyone mentioned Dennis Dumbass?!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an American. Koala coffee didn't make any sense. Thanks for clarifying.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason, that cat picture where his nose is getting booped made me laugh and clap like a retarded seal for 5 minutes. Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eso sí que es = that actually is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nashville weather! Represent!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do llamas spit on people? How does that make any sense, wouldn't it just piss off the predator in the wild?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*whispers* Je suis un petit champignon

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slimy? SLIMY?! *eye twitches*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#CALCETINES

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

SOCKS actually sounds like "That actually is" which doesn't make sense out of context.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*whispers in ear* le jus de pomme

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sexy whisper: "omlette du fromage"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to comment on the guy/girl who ruined the Bohemian Rhapsody reference?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dagny and Paul! One of Nashville's meteorologists and his dog that he brings on every Friday morning.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love Dagny!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Dagney!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, shouldn't Primrose Everdeen replace Cedric's, then Katniss would be Harry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just had raspberry and white chocolate cake for breakfast: happy birthday!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm looking at the last one thinking "I know it's not a panda but fuck me if I can think of the right name right now"...ugh 8 am at work

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Koala tea lol I got you blurp bleep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I mean i didn't even notice until I read your comment so..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koala tea = quality

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I took seven years of french. All I know are food words. And some animals, like phoque.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"He'll be back. He'll, be, back." -frog

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

~

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Panda coffee you know what #SOCK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Y makes a pretty good vowel..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Koala tea...quality.

10 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 3

"what the shit is koalacup?" ....thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I came up with "koala cup" as well. Dangit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And when you're ready to be mi-ine You'll be ready for koala tea tiiimmmmee!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I said koala coffee fail

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I said panda tea. Why do we all suck.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was like really trying to figure out what the fuck Koala Coffee was. Who drinks tea? Wankers.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oooooooohhhhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like to eat, eat, eat eeples and beneneeeeeees.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh god I just got that out of my head. Nobody told that being a father means I'll know all the kids songs by heart, whether I want to or not

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oo looke to oot, oot oot ooples and boonoonoos

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg I was like "do these uneducated fucks not know about the apples and bananas song? Like hello???"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This resonates with me a little too well.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

no you gotta say "me irl" otherwise the reptilian sleeper agents might start to think for themselves and rebel

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*unoriginal comment repeating the mom or dad's descriptions*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

THE SAME THING BUT IN CAPS OR BOLD

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#16 since when has Y been a vowel?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y. That's the school rule of vowels

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And sometimes Y.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Since sometimes

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Bhnhnh.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what happened here?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vowels.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AH! haha I get it now. Shit. It took 39 minutes, but I get it now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the end of the word, usually. I remember b/c I have a name that ends with y and I asked my 4th teacher about it. Her name was Mrs. Large.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old english thing back when everything had w's and y's EVERYWHERE. More a hangover thing than anything.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

As an English person (though not sure if 28 is old) and therefore the authority on the language, i declare Y is a consonant.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Close enough.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This post #SOCKS

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I will literally murder anyone that uses this. Spelling that out barely makes any fucking word in spanish, much less a fucking sentence. MAD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So close to sucks, I dunno if it'll catch on

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#socks was a thing a couple of years ago on Imgur

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh is this old? Shit haha I'm gonna start using it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you know "it is what it is" :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to oot oot oot ooples and boonoonoooos

10 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

Ee leek te eet eet eeples eend beeneeneess

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like to ayt ayt ayt aypples and banaynays

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Banaynay

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ee leek te eet eet eeples eend beeneeneess

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to ate ate ate ayples and baynaynays

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So is y officially a vow now?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is in Welsh!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do people not know the apples and bananas song?!

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Poor parenting?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like come on.... I'm so done with this generation

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jus de Pomme!

10 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 0

I would look her in the eyes and laugh to death

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful, that's apparently how you get jus de homme

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

sploosh!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

~

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HNNNNNG

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Omelette du fromage

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just came.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Omelette du Fromage.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Dexter?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Non, omelette du fromage.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got to learn some grocery items in French.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Poulet surgelé = frozen chicken. Pâte à tarte = pie dough. Sac à poubelle = garbage bag. Base de boeuf = beef stock. That'll get you started

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I can't wait to make people come!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0