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The Random Minstrel I Hired Has Incredible Frontline Stats (what I picture)
Feb 14, 2018 6:48 PM
MusketMeerkat
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CrossBetween
He ain’t about to drop that bass anytime soon.
WarMarshall
thats a +2 guitar of ka'bonging right there
sincerelydelicate
...hes a hunting horn user
DontReadMyBioPlsItsPrivate
https://youtu.be/67yPRJ270iA?t=4m59s at 4:58
polarfuchs90360
Yeah theres music in the air ;-)
Jgoodz
He ain't so big, that's really a ukulele
magicnosegoblin
Bunnynator
When you wrestle at 2 but have Orchestra practice at 4:30
popejubal
Now I want to see a match between that cello and Francine.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH LUTE YET!
BellaKiss
Nice
DarkNinja2462
As someone who played the bass in high school, holy shit.
TheGifEnthusiast
Hunting Horn mains.
WhatAreYouGoingToDoShootHimWithGhostBullets
"This is my drumstick the monster's head is the drum."
Aphexius
This was funny af. https://youtu.be/f-xe1qxhcUI
DaierMune
Saving this for a friend who just rolled up a Hobgoblin Bard...
UndeadRaziel7
I plan on being a Bugbear Bard next campaign I'm not DMing
Poltergeist94
Monster Hunter: World
Conejito
That's the biggest goddamn violin I've ever seen
GotToEarnThemAll
All I see is my Hunting Horn character in MHW.
DireWarBear
Monster Hunter World Hunting Horn
Sleevey27
As someone who is not that strong but played upright for a few years now, that’s not as hard as it looks. Holding it like an axe over 1/2
Sleevey27
Your head hoping your band teacher will notice you, that’s hard. 2/2
IAmNotAVeryCreativePerson
Of course not, they're hollow. It probably weighs less than an olympic barbell, which are not hard to lift on their own.
IAmNotAVeryCreativePerson
Also seeing how the scene played out it's probably a fake one so it should weigh even less.
Sleevey27
That being said, carrying an upright across campus can be tiring just because it’s a cumbersome instrument.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Just saying for the non-wrestling fans, this is Braun Strowman. He is the best thing about Wrestling right now, everything he does is gold
Klorithor
For example
Aphexius
GET THESE HANDS!!
GrampaJack
"everything he does" or everything they script for him?
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I mean yeah, he's playing a character. It's like saying any other character is awesome. Though he does have a pretty awesome YouTube channel
Aphexius
Is he not doing it himself?
GrampaJack
Just trying to make sure we credit ALL the talent involved. If he has great lines it because A) he has great delivery & B) great Writers!!
SailorJimmy
Here's his tinder profile:
AZGrowler
He also enjoys telling people that he's not done with them, and that they're "going to catch these hands".
bizarrojon
theIdris
Braun Strowman is fucking amazing. I love him so much. An adorable absolute giant of a man.
beardedwolf
Source because reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-xe1qxhcUI
fundin13
Best part of raw
youdontknowmylifebitch
DontTazeMeBrah
Oddly appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9lL_NKcfNM
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
TroyMcClure13
Oh Becky.. I find her very attractive, oh it’s true, it’s damn true.
bry400087
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
TroyMcClure13
I’m not a huge fan of new wrestling but gad dam his intro music is badass.
bry400087
Agreed
OpenMindOpenMouth
Never trust a bard, they're only in it for the lute.
AngelicHell
williamp132
wabitgirl
Haha, jokes on you, I'm a sadist and I'm in it for the violins!
HarambeDidntDieInVain
Watch out, some of them are lyres too
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
matt360
Damn, that’s a good one.
GingerLaird
There is inherent treble with any bard. They are all about the bass.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Yeah, they'll just fiddle with your heart - y'know, string you along 'til you two strike a chord. Really drives you to violins.
emheath
Brilliant!
PajamaStripes
jp189512
every Mumford and Sons song ever
FullSpeedAhead
Oh, Dad...
OpenMindOpenMouth
Your welcome, im here all life.
JAFIOI
He's clearly all about that bass.
BigFatPaulee
He is not lookin for treble.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
And he's about to beat the Cello out of you.
esthmirnevermore
No treble
MrMagnanimous
RenaissanceFaireMan
That's the treble with Bards....
Lordbittious
Hes clearly a large monstrous humanoid with monkey grip to allow him to weild a huge classed violin. Duh
KurtHamster
How can you think of fishing, in a moment like this!???
TyrannosaursInF14s
DukeDarkwood
You're thinking of bass. He said bass.
RKellysUrineVictim
No, that's the gay guy from *NSYNC. Youre thinking of brass.
oughtaBfamous
Nah, just a 12/4 violin
LivingCactus
Or 4/2 cello.
thechillpilgrim
Or a 3/8 tree
crimbadabim
No, cello
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JanitorsApprentice
That is not a cello
Nibbets
You're powers of observation and mastery of song is unparalleled
JanitorsApprentice
Yower Correct!
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fiery831
I think they were doing a play off words...because I don't think that's a cello?
j0lt78
How exactly does one roll a 20 on 3d6?
MithridateEupator
Lots of ways to do stats. Also some versions have straight stat check rolls, so it could be that. Ass.
GozerTheGozerian
I'm they mean a natural 20 on strength roll, either for a weapon or saving throw or grapple or athletics check, etc.
Molvanian
Look if Braun Strowman told me his character had a 20 strength I'm not going to argue.
error404fucksnotfound
Treblaine
High charisma smooths over little inconsistencies like that.
radikalskippy
House rules. My DM has a rule where if you roll all 1s then it's a 20. He also lets us roll a D20 instead of 3D6 for stats.
LilPuddinTator
Two upside down sixes and a two all sprinkled with just the right amount of stupidity.
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
It's talking about a skill check.
theovermynd
4d6 drop lowest, racial modifiers, my dm has a rule that if you roll 4 of the same that's what you keep. Could be a 4, could be 24.
XdashXexclamationVapostropheapostrpheQ
Or house rules. Rolling trip 6 for stats gave you one more d6 for higher stats. The PC was considered blessed or gifted. At least in my game
WillParker
Rifts (and Palladium generally) let you keep rolling until you got no more sixes, IIRC. Not that stats for humans mattered. #MEGADAMAGE
CraigKrieger
4d6 drop the lowest die. Reroll pairs of 1s and 2s.
XdashXexclamationVapostropheapostrpheQ
Allowing 2s for reroll? You're a generous God.
CraigKrieger
Not anymore though. We’re in 5th edition. It’s standard array. No rolling. No point buy. Just 15,14,13,12,10,8.
zFUBARz
You can still roll in 5th... Or do you mean you just don't allow it?
cardboardunderwear
Didn't strength have something like that? A human with a natural 18 got to roll a percentage for extraordinary strength. It's been awhile
meredelaine
In AD&D that was the case yes. In 3.0 onwards races began getting higher bonuses to stats. Elves in 3.5 get a +2 to Dex and a -2 to Con
UrQuanMaster
Just giving upvote because I roll 1st edition with a few nods to 2e for non weaps. Rolling 18/00 was always the goal
KiwiGameDev
DungeonMasterDorkly
Oh yeah, got to hit that armor class 0
BaldScot
that was ad&d, a very long time ago
Shohanna
They dated themselves. I recognized it. LOL
XdashXexclamationVapostropheapostrpheQ
My troupe and I improvised a lot. We had all the books but reading is hard...
METHematics
Indeed it is!
cardboardunderwear
It's awesome. I played as a teen and haven't played in years but the comments bring back memories.
DungeonMasterDorkly
That was back in Advanced D&D. It has been simplified a lot since then.
Chainhealer
Really? I played AD&D till a decade ago or so, it wasn't that complicated was it?
VladimirsKacs
Mathematical!
DungeonMasterDorkly
Not really, but they wanted a more mainstream and streamlined system to appeal to a wider audience.
modus0
WotC dropped the "Advanced" designation after 2e, think of that what you will...
cirnonine
Carefully
farny99
skills
dracoslayer16
Likely a Strength check rather than their actual stat.
ConspiracyCritic
You invest your points wisely at level 4.
nopressurejustcomeupwithacoolname
Very carefully
KiwiGameDev
I’ve seen people who have just rolled 6d20 for stats. Absolute crazy
majinrat
18, 1, 16, 18, 2, 3 that is gonna be a well rounded character XD
KiwiGameDev
I know right?! Like 3 is already completely inept (3 is when sapient creatures just become so) so how did they think a 1 was gonna go?
majinrat
they are a gelatinous cube (only thing i could find with multiple 1's) so get your riding belt and punch in the direction you wanna go
majinrat
... crap that might be a interesting role play (short campaign only)
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
Racial modifiers
j0lt78
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2012/11/tumblr_lo9et1q9711qzbyhpo1_5001.gif
Bloodtearer
Sweet, always wanted to play a minotaur or half-ogre bard
Xalaqia
Bagpipes!
KhaoticDreamer
Minotaur bard, proficient with the Cow Bell
Zyrixion
Wood Elf.
zFUBARz
Currently playing a half-orc bard. 18 Ch, 16 Str. On the off chance he can't persuade you or make you swoon, he'll smash pretty good. :)
Yinyang107
I'm actually planning a Minotaur bard right now. A heavy metal one.
Eurypterida
Mad Max Mandoline
nonickname23
Base him on Dave Grohl, make sure he carries a keg of beer at all times.
MetaSomma
"Dave no kick photographer, photographer got too close to Dave's special boot!"
scnottaken
Dave Ogrohl
PuhTater
Half Ogre Bard- "let me sing you a song from my family" "SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME..."
BarretXIII
Grog from Critical Role (Goliath Barbarian) carried an Alchemical Jug which can fill with 1 of a variety of liquids per day, including beer.
sindrealmost
Mostly mayonnaise though, and air at one crucial point ... :P
BardockTheRebel
Half-Orc Barbarian-Bard multiclass. First I beat the drum, then I beat you.
saintxjustice
Drop the bass ONTO YOUR HEAD
tattoogigolo
Totem of the Duck
experimentalmirv
Yes! That is one of the greatest custom classes I have ever seen.
Ballamoney
Then I beat you with the drum.*
ACabbageFromSpace
That's the grand finale.
Ignak
Or half-orc barf who sings death metal!
Ignak
bard even :D
AshRandom
Barf was half-dog
igorbarenschlager
Maybe half orc, +2 racial modifier?
spikestevens
If any real person is part orc it's Braun Fucking Strowman
Jathantaylor
Life finds a way
j0lt78
Spudders
Don’t people usually roll 4d6 drop lowest?
j0lt78
That doesn't change the maximum possible roll of 18, though.
Spudders
modifier. Goliath gets a +2 to Strength
nouseforaheart
yes
hwatL4bloopy
he's human so he got 18 and added his racial 2 to strength
KiwiGameDev
*mutters angrily in 3.5e*
MoaConstrictor
*mutters slightly more angrily in 3.0*
KiwiGameDev
“Gifted, grasping and troublesome, as is so often the case with firstborn.” -Paarthurnax on 3.0
hwatL4bloopy
Same for Pathfinder
KiwiGameDev
Aye Pathfinder is a nice system, starfinder too
KthulhuXx
Not really. It's a pretty crap system.
hwatL4bloopy
Big fan of Pathfinder it's more internally consistent and easy to edit
gr0gdor
Or it’s a d20 str check,like for grapple.
q2grapple
Hello
TakNoPants
Except unless they are very weak they wouldn’t have to make the roll for somthing that weight
zFUBARz
Fuckin wish my DM took base stats into consideration more. Makes you role for everything.
TakNoPants
Doesn’t make any sense and sounds tedious. Someone with 18 str shouldn’t have to roll to pick up an object like a keg.
zFUBARz
Oh it is, my performance's (Bard) are 10+ by default. I'm gonna pass the roll. Just assume unless I'm being fancy about something/drunk/etc.