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Aug 14, 2016 12:18 AM
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mamabarry
Im 5'2 and once went out with a 6'8 rower. We had a nice dinner, a good laugh and went our separate ways. No need to be douchy.
CptJero
He took the screen shot as soon as he sent that. Straight to Imgur!
CorneliusCornwall
TheRealHermioneGranger
Ugh, Tinder. Where human decency went to die.
goodtobeme
As a general rule, I like tall guys too. My not so tall husband is 5'9 and the sexiest thing on three legs ;-)
anonymousmindpalace
mynamesbryson
Bitch you are 5 feet tall, every guy a tall to you.
atomicpotato124
How u gonna be 5'1 and be biased about height like bitch a 5th grader is taller than you
HungryPumpkn
I mean you can have your own opinion where you are attracted to taller people, but that means I can have my own opinion on it too.
destess
She wasn't being a bitch tho. Her preference is her preference, and she said she was gunna be open minded.
beardomancer
Redbeardrich
Watched this for far too long and my mind screamed in kelso's voice at every flash of "BURN"
ButterscotchSquats
I like how this also works as a reaction to the top comment
CapnJeanLUC
I'm an EMT but that burn requires a coroner.
Orb99
Geena ugly anyways np
TheSkeletonWar
I'm 6.5ft, and having to lean down to talk to a 5'1 girl is fucking awkward.
thecourtofowls
Do talk in a whisper voice?
UpVoteDragons
Any height is good so long as cuddles will be had. No cuddles? No date. Cuddly dragons for the win!
TheShar
It's an app purpose built for hookups not relationships, expect people to be shallow and care predominantly about looks.
JKrlvgn
I'd say you did well, if it was you.
danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
She's just vocal about what other girls keep to themselves.
SirStrongBad
As a guy, I never understood why it was wrong for a chick to like tall guys. I mean, I have a list a mile long of things I look for.
TimothyTRiG
Preferences are fine, but there are ways of expressing them.
FilthyHobbitses
Maybe it Is just me but her message came off really bitchy to me. Like she was doing him a favor by going out with him.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
really? i read it as her making an effort to see besides his appearance. she seems cool, tbh. th dude overreacted
capflavex
The danger of text, our insecurities filter the tone we read it in. Seems like she was interested enough to try outside her preferences.
SirStrongBad
I actually appreciate her being honest and open. Better than wasting my time.
icameinlikeafeckingball
Yeah but you can be honest and open without being a cunt about it. Saying “I’m trying to keep an open mind” fucking twice is the (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
PC equivalent of going “eewwwwwww” in his face. (2)
lemonfluff
It's more like "I have a type and I don't want to lead you on or give you the wrong idea. I'm not 100% sure on my feelings so let's try it"
icameinlikeafeckingball
Okay, but she could’ve presumed he wasn’t a cretin and got the message the first time round, right?
lemonfluff
cretin because rather than acknowledging her preference he got offended, called her ugly and posted it on the Internet to shame her.
lemonfluff
Yes, I imagine she wanted to emphasise the the significance to her but it came across a bit shallow. Personally though, OP sounds like a/2
patcap365
Tall for someone 5'1" is like 5'7"
patcap365
Unless she doesn't like to be her knees for BJs
ashirian
Nope still 6'
SensibleChuckleNorris
Not even Ayurveda would be able to treat that burn.
themexicanwave
She was gonna give it a go? She was honest about a preference but was gonna keep an open mind and he reacts like this? Dude is a lil bitch
lemonfluff
And then posts it to shame her on the Internet. It's really uncool she would have been seen asa bitch if she'd said no, instead she was open
elephantocetomachia
Bitch was negging him. She was trying to tear down his self esteem and then make it seem like she was doing him a favor by dating him.
dosvader
How tall are you that 5'1" is judging your height?
ashirian
It doesn't matter. Even though she's 5'1" she doesn't want someone that's like 5'6" or so. She just want a guy that's 6' to impress friends
freshoffthecouch
Somebody's a little bitter
TheEchoWeaver
Somebody is a little right. @ashirian has probably picked up on the fact that tall men are portrayed as inherently more masculine and 1/2
TheEchoWeaver
desirable in society. It is what it is, but let's not pretend it's not pretty much manufactured out of whole cloth. There's nothing 2/3
TheEchoWeaver
"natural" or "biological" about the "loloz no dudes under 6'0''" phenomenon. 3/3 (Yes I lied about the post numbers.)
MBdub210
Never knew I had a "type" until I met my hubby. Turns out my OLD "type" was ugly/tall/bad teeth. My hubby is shorter than me & I <3 love it.
foxfire1112
so you like ugly/short/bad teeth now?
MBdub210
Hahahaha!
foxfire1112
:)
MissAizea
Well, I'm looking for a prospective mate, so yeah there are some genetic factors that go into that. But for a fling? Nah, doesn't matter.
Mirawatts
I'm opposite. If it's a fling, I want as attractive as possible. If long-term, I'll gladly accept them as they are if I like who they are.
joeyjojosharknado
A few inches extra in height makes no difference in terms of how good an earner, father, healthy etc they + their kids will be.
tastelesstaquitos
I just treat all people like they're beautiful. Even that ugly bastard in the mirror.
MaximumRadius
Especially the ugly bastard in the mirror.
filben7
That asshole is in your mirror too?
UltraBooster
If you do, other will too. Ask my smokin hot girlfriend
FeralBiohazard
You mean magnificent bastard.
chrisdafish
Sorry I'll just go
Kudoskid
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/better.png?t=0F7DD5
TherealNickyboy
Did you take my mirror again?
ManDonkey
Thanks for the compliment. That ugly bastard is me!
boombanana
Tell the ugly bastard in the mirror that he's pretty, he'll appreciate it.
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
I treat all people like they don't matter, including that ugly bastard in the mirror.
RepostSadistic
That is true. He does not matter.
Amay7695
it could be worse like
Amay7695
be an vampire, me or me+vampire
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Don't you dare talk shit about the bastard in the mirror. He makes your food. Gotta be careful man
TheNajarin
That bastard in the mirror can go hang himself for all I care. I hate his ass.
HitlersWaffles
It's sad because I agree with this, it's sadder because you and the Original Comment haver 554 people agreeing with you.
iamthemansheep
Are u ok
TheNajarin
I'm fine bby, thx 4 asking though, ur beautiful ;P
yveltalluna
same
marionic
What about the rest of his body?
UrKungFuNoGood
This is how I do it too. Unless it's someone on the internet with a different political opinion from mine and then they're ugly as sin!
iPretend
I've been alone so long (self-inflicted) i literally talked to myself in the mirror and told myself I was pretty.... I'm a dude. It worked.
RepostSadistic
ESPECIALLY that ugly bastard in the mirror.
WinsWaldo
People can have preferences. The important thing is to realize your ideal partner may be someone you'd never expect. Keep an open mind.
Timothytheterrible
I think an open mind is obtained through unwanted abstinence, only in specific circumstances.
lemonfluff
Which is exactly what she did. He got offended and called her ugly then tried to shame her on the Internet. But you know #double standard.
WinsWaldo
Preferences are fine, but she had no reason to voice something like that. Whether she has no tact or was intentionally offending.
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FilthyHobbitses
Yea, but her tone was very snarky. Like she was doing him a favor by even considering him. I wouldn't want to go out with someone after that
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
hm. i actually read what she said as "you're not my type, but im going to look past that and see if it works".
WinsWaldo
She said 5'1, I prefer tall guys (while laughing). Then said I'm height biased but I'll try to keep an open mind. Why be rude?
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
nowadays, lols are used more as a period than anything, really. and she's laughing about her choice, not about the guy
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
2. hes probably not that interested in me and preferes to be friends.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
look, as a fat woman, if a guy talked to me about my weight the same way she talked, i wouldnt be mad. i'd just keep in mind that 1.
WinsWaldo
Why would a decent person say "I prefer thin women lol" "I'm weight biased but I'll try to keep an open mind."
Samoht
I know people argue for equality, but someone has the right to be attracted to their prospective partner, even if it's height, weight, etc.
deinfavorit
And ethnicity imo. I'm just usually not attracted to Asian and black women. There are exceptions of course
Khaotix11
I agree but there's some things you don't need to do/say.
coldlings
Then she shouldn't agree to a date and then keep shoving his height in his face.
beholder87
I mean, I like women with natural red hair, green eyes, around 5'5"-5'8" tall and a couple extra pounds. Everyone has a preference.
beholder87
I don't get salty when a woman that fits that description isn't into me, I know I'm not much to look at lol
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
As a short guy, yeah I don't get too worked up about height preferences anymore. Like if height's a deal-breaker, neat.
Silverforte
Yeah... but saying that to him was rude and unnecessary. That's like saying "you don't meet my criteria but I'll try to do this anyway"
rivaar
If you don't like a meal someone makes you, either be polite and honest or too kind and suffer. You don't throw the plate at their face.
boogertown
Most obvious statement ever
lemonfluff
Exactly. It's like certain people are not attracted to ethnicities.
cloudliss
You have the right to be a cunt about it too. And we all have the right to find you shallow, the world goes round.
MalkavianProstitute
I feel horrible because I find black features unattractive. "I can't help it" doesn't make me feel better. I won't even admit it to people.
TriggeredPrivilege
Neither do I but I don't feel bad about it. It is what it is, doesn't make you racist.
Mimsey
True. Sometimes it's just not entirely sound. Knew a guy who bashed black girls for years claiming they were all idiots. Married to one now.
dangerkitty
You're married to an idiot?
Mimsey
No, my friend that said he'd never be with a black girl because they're all idiots ended up married to a black woman smarter than him.
dangerkitty
I hope his marriage vow included "I'm the idiot now."
DankMememaster69
Yeah but they also have the right to not be a cunt about it
Rivet95
She could just say not interested. The comment pointing out the flaw is unnecessary and potentially hurtful.
TroelsyTwo
This place is turning into something kinda sad with regards to this. If a 6'2" woman tried a date with you and she's not floating your boat.
TroelsyTwo
You have the right to say, sorry I might not feel manly enough with your height. It's honest! Same if you are obese. I'm not into obese.
TroelsyTwo
Few kg extra is fine. But I'm not into obese. I simply do not get turned on by that. So I have the right to sort potential
TroelsyTwo
partners accordingly. That is my right. And I expect men to do the same with me.
LadyWidebottom
Absolutely correct. But if you're going to deny somebody based on an undesirable trait, don't be a dick about it.
foxfire1112
I mean real talk she didn't deny him tho
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
She just pointed out why and how she found him unattractive
LadyWidebottom
I have turned people down who I didn't find attractive, but I have just said "no thanks" and left it at that.
LadyWidebottom
People who say "you're too short/fat/ugly" are just cruel assholes.
Gonnaderpya
I had one chick tell me "I'm not drawn to you physically." I was like "Oh well that's fine then." Honestly it was a lovely turn down.
Mirawatts
Yeah, tells you everything you need to know and isn't a shitty way to say it, like, "eww gross".
Mirawatts
I like when people are clear. It tells me what I can improve on (if it's not height anyway). If they go "eww gross" then they're an asshole.
Subjectiveopinion
Why do you care, though? You should only ever change if YOU feel that you should change. Find someone that likes you for who you are.
LadyWidebottom
Depends, if it's something you can't change about yourself, I'd rather not know.
Juicemouse
it's the double standard that people get upset about... if you're gonna insist on something specific don't get offended when it's reverse
fuck123456789
like that guy was
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gebsmith1
Having an opinion is fine. Sharing your opinion in a bitchy, insulting way is not fine.
gebsmith1
He didn't ask "Do you prefer tall guys." Instead she just decided to share that bit of information.
zeroofshadow
it seems from the way its written that shes not really interested and is just being rude in the way she talks in general
Virus322
I read your profile and you sound like downiest Debbie Downer I've ever seen or heard of in my entire life.
shimmyshimmyquarterturn
She mentioned twice that we saw that she liked tall guys...like she's doing him some favor by going out with him anyway
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lemonfluff
She's trying to give him a chance but is warning him she's not 100% sure so as not to leas him on. Not a bitch at ALL. She can't win.
icameinlikeafeckingball
It’s not her preference but her attitude towards it that’s offensive. She hasn’t even met the guy, and yes maybe she likes a tall guy (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
better than a short guy in general, but that’s no reason to judge him before even knowing him. She wasn’t just “being open” either, she (2)
providedlava
To be fair, most people are tall to her...
icameinlikeafeckingball
was patronisingly rubbing it in his face. (3)
thisisprocrastination
She said something and he said the same damn kind of thing back to her. There is no difference other then who said it first, and who replied
PhysicsPhren
The ONLY bias I have is fat girls. I just can't respect those who can't take care of their bodies. All heights, races, and boobs are great.
lonelysock
Everyone I've met IRL who says that ONLY takes care of their body and is very boring. The bias is fine but no need for the excuse. P.s. 1/2
lonelysock
2/2 I'm pretty much the furthest you can get from fat, but I do know what it's like to be judged on body type. It gets very tiring
foxfire1112
So I have to like people who are overwieght?
lonelysock
What? No, I said the bias is fine. Like who you like. The reason they gave was bullshit
PhysicsPhren
1. I understand what you mean but for me, taking care of my body is a side thing. Physics is my true love (im an undergrad). The other
PhysicsPhren
2. thing about being fat is that anyone can fix that. You are born with short or tall genes, or a race. Oh, also really dumb girls are a no
Dayrest
I'm guessing it's not on anymore.
lancell
Dodged a bullet.
bigpapaike
Worth it!
Foxafillion
Better than wasting money, if I wanted to feed people I don't know I'd volunteer at a soup kitchen
Overcucumbered
I'm so glad it's not expected to pay for the girl as a guy where I'm from. Seems like a really weird thing.
Disgruntled3lf
Where are you from?
Overcucumbered
Sweden. True, some people still expect that, but those are the people you don't go on a date with, unless you live on the country side.
TroelsyTwo
Yeah. I really don't want guys paying for me. Roughly 50/50 is the way to go. I'd say the exception to 1/2
TroelsyTwo
this is when one party has specifically planned something the other doesn't know about. 2/2
Overcucumbered
Yeah, totally agree with you, of course in some cases, one is expected to pay, but it should have nothing to do with gender.