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baby bunny tax!
Confused small dog tax!
Chinchilla nose tax!!!
mondeca
#1 I'M NOT USING A CONDOM, SO THIS SEX IS FUCKING RAW!
thisclose
I legit never watched when crossing the street on my college campus, hoping to be hit by a car/bus. I'm so jealous right now, Miranda.
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
#8
v anyone care to enlighten me on who the fuck post salmalon is?
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I do not want screamed at during sex. The only acceptable language is aw fuck and yesyesyesyesyeeees.
dragosteakae
https://media.giphy.com/media/fiw5BLtvO1tfsJtb1j/giphy.gif
JapanesePizza333
First Day Of Standing Lessons. +1, that's very funny.
AccidentalPhallacy
Ladies, if yo man gets mad when you touch his butt, he might've only ever been spanked in a bad way and that's a spicy rememory.
sleepingamongdragons
That is possible
Surething123
Best dump I’ve seen in a while. Good job @sleepingamongdragons
RetardVillain
ImGonnaRickRollYou
The mob psycho 100 one fulfills me spiritually. The body improvement club were just the best kind of friends Mob could ever have.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Prepare for meme inflation, bitch
jsenne
I have saved this image and will now save it again from every thread i find it in. My collection of rare and legendary toasters will expand.
jsenne
blaisedad
Ozzy meme is stupid. You can't do LSD every day for a year. You'd have to double dosage every day in order to trip as hard. #trashmeme
KittyAmin
Morgan Freeman voice: But there was not another half of the post down below. In fact, it was the end of the post.
sleepingamongdragons
I'M SORRY MY PHONE MESSED ME UP
TheRealAethrys
#1 Where's the LAMB SAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUCE?!
Degia
#7 yes, but have you tried putting alcohol in coffee?
sleepingamongdragons
Baileys or amaretto are both great choices imho
Metatality
#5 wholesome
ElonFoster
Lmao confused small dog
BlueLanternBraxx
#9 My new antidepressants make it take FOREVER to finish. Wife passes out by the 10th orgasm and I'm left trying to do the rest myself.
AlGoreSexTape
I hope she understands and I'm sure you make her happy :)
Corrodias
Ditto. Your wife sure is patient to put up with us all.
BlueLanternBraxx
She's a fiver but she lacks stamina. Let me go first next time.
Corrodias
a true gentleman
0penname
Wait...so where do I get these? It'd probably average me out to a solid 20 minutes lol
Mastodonic
IT'S FUCKIN' RAAAAW!
sleepingamongdragons
That's good one
TheRealFireFrenzy
#2 my dad used to own planters for a while (the UK side anyways) and yeah he's partly responsible for "hold onto your nuts we're back in
TheRealFireFrenzy
business again" (that kinda looked like mister peanut) he sold his stuff years ago but yeah their UK ad guys were memelords before memes
1Lion4Owls
For next Valentines Day: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KDKTWZG/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_awdb_jXDEDb2Q1DMAY
PlasmaNeko
No, wife is girlfriend with loyalty enchantment :)
sleepingamongdragons
You can be a loyal girlfriend *shrug*
DTKogtrey
Bowling for Soup reference?
eisenhornuk
Ooooh. Good dump.
PlutoIsMyHomeboy
That's obviously beevie
AHeatonWriter
Nope. The oldest joke in history dates back to 1900 BC. And it's a fart joke. https://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/08/01/oldest_joke/
AcrabWithaHat
I request more chinchilla pics pls
sleepingamongdragons
I'll try to get more, she's sneaky though
donglover33
Ozzy Osbourne is a reality TV show star. He gave kim Kardashian her start. Just in case you were wondering
sleepingamongdragons
Oh I know, bf and I are huge Ozzy fans, which is why I sent that to him... it's like that Paul McCartney thing that happened with Kanye bfor
DavidBrooker
#9: Men with bad cardiovascular health last longer. If he is lasting too long, go to the gym.
aznanimality
I last too long, I workout 4 days a week and powerlift. Problem is I used a deathgrip when whack off. Means I never get quickies with the GF
sleepingamongdragons
How long would you say is unhealthy? Just curious
Phischstaebchen
#1 sorry I have to: "You cook like old people fuck!"? :)
KnackKnack0630
#8 some tards right there
sleepingamongdragons
They're just young and uneducated :(
KnackKnack0630
I guarantee I’m a lot younger than they are.
sleepingamongdragons
you're young and educated then!