When the title starts with "This is my first post so be nice" and it is at -8 points

Dec 20, 2016 2:32 AM

Kingkong789

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Yippie Kay Yay Imgur USer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op enjoy https://youtu.be/OTyw6cq86kY

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not your pal, friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my first comment, so be nice.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

This will be my first christmas where I'm going to watch Die Hard (I'm 17, pls don't judge :v)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the description says "i don't care if this dies in usersub..." it's an automatic downvote from me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay must upvote die hard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What about NTSC and SECAM for our American and Russian friends?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

User-Sub don't give two-shits if you're new. You just moar meat, son!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yippee-ki-a motherfucker! Er um I mean merry christmas

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to da pawty, peeeal!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you upvote them anyway /a/W6sgu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Godfather is a better Christmas movie than Die Hard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No fucking shit, lady - do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" - best line in the movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ayyyy, watched this on Tv last night

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I watched the 'Cleveland show, die semi-hard' last night, best bit - the bathtub gag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate all the support Imgur, but all things being equal, is rather be in Philadelphia.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

W.C. is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is it a pants party!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not your pal, guy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glass? Who gives a shit about glass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the day...when Bruce had hair, or, movie hair anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Die Hard

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

I'm more of a Die Hard upvoter myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favorite Christmas movies

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favorite movie movies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's my favorite movie. Trust me... I know what a TV dinner feels like.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UK Netflix has Die hard right now

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

While you have to rent the fuckin' disk in the US probably, the fuckin' US region sucks for netflix, even though it's a US fuckin' company!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a US movie about US cop saving US people trapped in US building in US city...in US.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...From international terrorists no less!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oooh! I hadn't checked Netflix for a few weeks, thanks for the heads up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No problemo, boop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not Christmas until I see Hans fall to the ground

9 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 11

Fucking truth!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE GROUND

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so original

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me its not Christmas till i see him cutting about in the air vents

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun tip, that's his real reaction to falling as they let him go prior to when they told him.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he's not part of your system!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This hans ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally cried in the new movie dude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've actually never seen the first Die Hard. If I were clenching my butthole any harder against downvotes I'd create a singularity.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Nah, everyone has their "oh my god you haven't seen X thing" whether they realize it or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ain"t gonna get dowvnvoted for that, if you said you didn't like it.. Well then it's a whole different story.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fall off Nakatomi Plaza. Fall to the ground, just sounds like he got a little drunk.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dee Grubie

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ok, it's christmas now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not Xmas till I hear someone shout "Schieß dem Fenster!"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shoot. The glass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Window

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Schiess den Fenster. Huh? Shoot the glass!

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

I misread this as Scheiss den Fenster before a double take. Ew.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, I always thought it was "schLiess" >_>

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But... Fenster's neutral, why's it 'den'?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zerschieß das Fenster! / Schieß auf das Fenster! would be correct

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So the only reason why Hans didn't do it immediately was because he was a grammar nazi? ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually "Dem".. He says "Schiess dem Fenster". Merry christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

not really fam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He does. Like IMDB, and many other sites agree with me on that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would make more sense, though I don't know why it would he dative.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The german he speaks is utter gibberish, and a normal german would have said something like "Schiessen auf dem/die/das Fenster."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zerschieß das Fenster! / Schieß auf das Fenster!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it should be "das"?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its "das" im german :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 20, 2016 12:13 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

wrong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1