Some guy really dodged a bullet with this one

Nov 10, 2017 11:03 AM

DeGanjaman

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They always turn to calling people ugly when they get rejected. The butt hurt is real and its blinding.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like dodged a fucking commercial airplane, holy fuck that's one mentally disturbed chipmunk on lsd, cocaine, coffee and self-esteem

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that there is such equality in our society that both men and women can be so fucking crazy when turned down! Yay for us!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It sounds like the best way to dodge this fustercluck of a situation is to be ugly and poor enough not to buy others drinks, or to not talk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/nicegirls is a dreadful delight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude dodged a cannon ball

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dude dodged a cruising missile....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude dodged a nuke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess women have less experience dealing with rejection when making the first move

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Most of us, for better or worse, think we're princesses worth saving, if you get my meaning. Arrogance tends to make people ugly inside.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Question: how do you know it’s not two dudes talking? How do you know it’s a woman? Language is very “bro dude”.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Did you even read it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple references to getting pussy and looking for girls who are ugly like him. From this I infer it is a woman ranting at a man.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's called context clues. We learned about them very early on in English class. Try reading it again and see if you can spot them!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay Miss Teacher. Can I go pee?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disregard this, I was having a bad morning. Sorry for being a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0