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Mar 27, 2016 5:03 PM
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Larkos
#8 "Father, why have you forsaken...them!"
Sled1946
Thank fuck for the directors cut!!
AggravatedAssault
"Fuck you, I am the way." http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/60267103.jpg
Derptastophe
First gif looks like Smooth McGroove
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
Any guy who had a best friend named Biff..
KawaiiPotatoGirl
@MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS
indigorinse
This is why I came here today.
temujin9
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
You forgot one. /a/E954t
Wootxor
Lost it at grapesoda
ItsThoseZanyGermans
Jesus, the last one!
LarryLevine
Yes...yes that was "the kicker"...why the fuck is it called the "kicker" again?
hotlanta
Am I the only person imagining the "I'll carry it" Jesus speaking with a snarky British accent?
imyourhuckleberrry
Nope!
Goatflakes
Absolutely not :p
ratammer
Well, that's Robert Webb, so he does have a British accent.
TheCrimsonFukr
So... He sent Himself to us, to sacrifice Himself, to Himself, to save us from being judged by.... Himself...
Liveinlivingcolor
because we broke the rules He gave us, He lowered himself to our level to take the punishment in our place
TheCrimsonFukr
Christos Anesti !
Liveinlivingcolor
Aléthos anesti!
idontunderstanddickbutt
This is why I come here on Easter
kfreddie6497
Remember, folks: he died for our sins so keep sinning to make it all worthwhile.
zeskorion
jesus was probably much less hilarious in real life
Aaron42J
Actually, it's hypothesized that some of Jesus' teachings were phrased as jokes, like the "camel through the eye of a needle"
petroach
It's fair to assume that everybody eventually gets funny and eventually gets angry and eventually gets sad. The gospels mention the times /1
petroach
/2 when he got sad and when he got angry, but they don't mention him laughing or being funny. Most likely because that was so common that
petroach
/3 it didn't deserved to be mentioned... if he was laughing and being funny all the time, there was no need to mention it apart.
youdecidemyusername
"Woman, how does this concern me? It is not my time yet." He said to his mother.
MoreAwesomerDan
Jesus used humor and sarcasm, ppl can miss a lot if they read certain parts of the Bible without an understanding of or sense of humor
serban1703
Jesus was a sass master. Some of his replies are absolutely hilarious
D1ssent
Why do you think they killed him?
JoshMorris
Because his jokes were too savage.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Puns. Just so many puns.
HighFivesYourFace
He died for this +1 I'm giving you.
thesquare1
Jesus: "Did you hear the one about the Jews?" Heckler: "Somebody should crucify this guy!"
Jesus
Because they were mean :(
Amythyst
Especially when he was flipping tables and chasing people with a whip.
Eridith
"It's a prank, bro!"
chickenonaanairplane
I'm Jesus and I approve of this message.
RevKreb
Username does not check out.
cklepper
You're not @MOTHERFUCKINGJESUS
Amythyst
Or @betterjesus, @RAPTORJESUS1234, @jesussonogod, @JesusVEVO, @actualjesus, @PregnantJesus, @jesuschristsuperstar,
Amythyst
@IrishJesus , @Jesusthe3rd, @metaljesus, @dwarfjesus, @birdjesus, @baconjesus,
Amythyst
or even @SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewCheeseCakeMooQuack
Amythyst
@thejesusofimgur, @JesusTheDragonSlayer, @TheLivingJesus, @Plasticjesus, @BroItsJesus, @lichjesus,
Amythyst
@betterjesus, @slothjesus, @jesus, @SquidJesus, @sweetbabyjesus, @pastajesus,
SweetBabyJesus
Happy Easter Amy!
Amythyst
Happy Easter~