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Oldie but a goodie
Feb 26, 2016 3:38 PM
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Oldie but a goodie
SeriGravett
More morbidly obese?
bktbkt
#doublestandard
SarahWaitForItBelle
Equality, bitch.
NotWrenP
*dials 911* I would like to report a murder.
Malloth
...yet pointing out the hypocrisy makes you the bad guy.
IllusionOfHatred
Burgers fried!
SarahWaitForItBelle
PewPew, delicious.
QwertyMcGiblets
WHAT? There is a burger gun? gimmie!
Kevinmaloneismyspiritanimal
This pic is so old she is now classified as a whale
Codyak
Ha! 6'4"/205, I KNEW I was a man. What do you have to say now, Rachel??
mmmpoundcake
Ha, showed her! :)
jamesrob0304
YEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A MAN, I KNEW IT. I told you I was a man, Dad. #Validated
LetsGoWVU
I'm 5'4" and 117lbs. DAMMIT I AM SO CLOSE.
whatisimgurallabout
High heels and a good poop and I think you'll get there!
BrobiwanKenobro
lmao
Queble
Yay! Yay!! (Jumping up and down like a little girl) I'm a real man!!!!!
NoFixedName
5'5" and 122lbs.. *Sigh*
MrPresidentDino
I'm 6'1" and 185lbs. Guess I'm not a real man :(
mmmpoundcake
Creeped on your bio. Can confirm, you are real man.
MrPresidentDino
Well thank you for the confirmation! :)
mmmpoundcake
Don't let anyone else's standards bring you down. If they don't like you, they're not worth your time. :)
MrPresidentDino
Thank you! You're awesome!
dngrslycheesy
Boom. Roasted.
SpongegirlCircleskirt
More like flame broiled.
Joshuanonymous
Oh, this again. -1
Myanosisbleeding
Oh, this again. -1
Joshuanonymous
Oh, this again. -1
Myanosisbleeding
Oh, this again. -1
KeggOBeer
She's just setting the qualifications by who can lift her.
JungleSlang
excellent
MrPresidentDino
Savage
MagnificentTurd
Savage as fuck.
ProfessorMorifarty
BREAKING NEWS: Most girls don't prefer short guys, and most guys don't prefer large girls. More stupid bullshit circlejerking at 11.
Felman
At 11. More like we'll be back to our scheduled program after a sexy pic.
joeyjojosharknado
But beggars can't be choosers either, which was kind of the point of the OP.
Patterskux
What if you 6'7 and 230lbs?
mmmpoundcake
Are you happy with yourself? Cause that's all that matters.
joeyjojosharknado
I'm pretty sure there are other things that matter. Serial killers and genocidal maniacs seem pretty happy with themselves.
mmmpoundcake
...are you okay? O.o
joeyjojosharknado
Sure, just pointing out there are some other pretty important qualities than just being happy with yourself.
mmmpoundcake
I'm not sure if I should engage in intelligent conversation with you or run away scared.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Weight is such a ridiculous dealbreaker. Health? Sure. But I'm 5'8 180lbs and I don't look like I'm overweight at all, and I'm healthy.
sunshinestory
Yeah, but no one really cares about *weight* as much as fatness.
sunshinestory
I love how unabashedly hateful the reply is. lol.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
"Yay, someone was an arsehole so that gives me an excuse to be an arsehole too, which is my favourite thing to do!"
ihatewarmpickles
Arsehole, I love you guys over there with your funny English
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh good. Not just one garbage dump of a person, but two.
MasterDefenestrator
6'7", 160 lbs. Yes, I'm underweight, yes I know I am <_<
mmmpoundcake
Whatever bro. If you're healthy and happy you do you. :)
jsktrogdor
I'm 6'2" and *well over* 200 pounds. So... wassup girl?
Leathermaaan
Are we talking exponentially?
Kerberos623
I'm multiples of weight....Twice the fun, double the trouble.
QwertyMcGiblets
besides your cholesterol? :p
Stuebydoo
I'm over both :S
mrmaxwell2008
Yea. 6'2" and 300 is 50% more than a real man right?
Moose45
6'5" 305 high five!
SamMan
Look 2 assholes in action YAY.
KindaThrowaway
Fun fact. The average US Navy SEAL is 5'10" 175 pounds. Guess they'd never stand a chance.
Everyothernamewastaken
I was just gonna say that +1
MRsneakz
She ain't no average hoe
KunFayyaKun
TIL I'm an Average Navy Seal.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
What about the US Navy Human?
puppysmuggler
You may be hard pressed to find someone more in shape then a seal
JonnyRL
Well, I guess this proves that Marines aren't real women.
NipsInTheBlender
I am exactly that average navy SEAL size.
SarahWaitForItBelle
Not man enough apparently.
KatInTheCorner
Their whole job is sneaky. It would be hard to sneak at 6'3" and 215.
marylanddd
how do you know?
EverGrinningBear
Larger bodies require more oxygen, physically fit but larger men fail just cause the bodily demands of everything to oxygen to calories. 1/2
EverGrinningBear
Not to say they can't make it but never judge on physique. Mentality is the #1 key to being a warrior.
wofulunicycle
Larger men also have bigger lungs. This is one of the most ludicrous ideas I have ever heard. Many elite athletes are huge.
madetheaccountjustforyou
I feel like there's some sort of "short guys feel they have to prove themselves" going on there.
rebm0b
how about the average male seal?
LaFudge
Shit that's my height and weight... Should I join the navy?
delpharseven
5'10" is the average US male height. The "normal" (ie. not average over a population raised on big macs) healthy weight for a 5'10" male 1/
James700
no average US height for males is 5'8"
Huge0
did you make an average not including the fat population? :S
delpharseven
It is what medicine calculates as what should be the average weight for that height. It's not the average because as you say, there are 1/
delpharseven
a lot of overweight people out there, and it is hard to call it the ideal because "ideal" is really hard to define. Ideally we'd all be 2/
delpharseven
fit as SEALs, but that's not a realistic average either. 3/3
delpharseven
is 160-165lbs. So your average Navy SEAL is your average US male, except heavier with more muscle instead of fat. Amazing, isn't it. 2/2
delpharseven
I should add the same numbers for the average US female: 5'4", 120lbs. 3/2
Devils41
Average US male checking in 5'10 170lbs...
Macewindow54
5'11" 165ish
walkerdude5
5'9.5" 184lb
Zephyrias
5'10" 160lbs here... Am I inadequate?
delpharseven
Bang on average, so yes, completely inadequate by the Kelsey Standard.
WhiteWolfSix
5'11, 250. Wrasslin
DropThatDunDunDun
6'4'' 200 lbs...I'm a freak :(
delpharseven
On the other hand you're just what Kelsey is looking for, so you've got that going for you which is nice.
concretemuskrat
And here I am lanky as fuck at 6ft 140lbs
Devils41
I was 135 my junior year of college but went on a massive weight gain work out plan. Used to eat 8k cal a day and workout 6 days a week.
deadpooldid911
My brothers girlfriends dad is a navy seal and he's a really short Asian man which somehow makes his muscular physique more terrifying
phlat6
yeah because you know he's fast
Alavar
My dad is an ex navy seal and is tall and built. He's also a huge prick lol.
Gorgeousgreg
I mean against a 6'2. 200 pound Marine probably not.
marody
lol
chubito33
TIL i might be a US Navy SEAL
Skibearbumm
6'3" and a lumberjacked 270. I wear my weight well I consider myself really healthy. As long as I can keep my 2mile jog under 16min I'm OK.
mmmpoundcake
+1 for having confidence and liking yourself. That's the sexist quality anyone can possess.
LemonFanta
You've been caught liking who you are. Imgur rejects this notion. You get DOWNVOTES!
PooPooPrincess
Noice
theacidplan
both are annoying and stupid
MycolTheFunguy
zeo868
I am 6'3 315, supe rmanly here
peasantpanda
TIL I'm extremely not a real woman
MrPresidentDino
As a 6'1" 185 lbs dude, I think I can say I learned the same.
xkexplosion
Same.
wynbns
Whew, I passed the bridge troll's test. I have sex with other guys, though... Is that okay?
Jollytothegreen
Dishonor on your cow! But not because you're gay. The cow killed three people!
ItTickles
she didn't say anything about that so my guess is it's good :)
VoPo
She didn't mention that, so clearly irrelevant.
VinnieJonesDiary
You're so manly you only fuck other men? That sounds pretty damn manly to me!
wynbns
I'd like to think so
Applepotamus
how do you feel about fat fucking cows though?
wynbns
More into twinks to be honest haha
KevinBhall
gotta pay the troll toll Mac!