CodyBurkett
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Let's get this bread.
I guess that makes Neil Young grandfather music.
Yeah...... this is me with birds and history basically
@phuckedinphilly
I love this take on a creation goddess for birds. I lost my notes with the source though
Hell yeah
I do love a butterbutt
I think these angry guys are probably my favorite heron after Zoops.
I like the idea of a painted hand, like the cave paintings we've been doing since forever.
I never consider myself because my mother casually once said that doing things only for myself was selfish and now whenever I do something for myself and only myself I have a goddamn panic attack a third of the time so this societal take can fuck off.
Hahahahaha
Pippin tax [and Baja Cameo]
Today's message from Pippin: [kissing noises]
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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.
2) Hey! Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.
3) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.
4) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride
5) Since multiple people have requested this over the last two weeks or so, my ko-fi is: https://ko-fi.com/codyandpippin
pacanukeha
#37 Champagne is in France, Barolo is in Italy. But not there in France and not there in Italy. Give or take 200kms east of Paris and 50kms south-south-east of Torino.
CodyBurkett
Believe me, I know.
WienerBeener
#22 obviously they were wearing mixed fabrics.
AntaNce
I just want to know that Leviticus gave consent there, ya?
Clayman8
#3 this just gave psychic damage... ow.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
#15 that's also the fungi genitalia. The parts of a fungus you can see are generally always for reproduction.
zombiejedediah
#5 Don't. There's a lot of other stuff there & it's mainly going to hurt you. It's one of the more painful Urticas.
Just don't.
JayDeeDubs
#14 This is maybe the most hopeful thing I've ever read. It almost moved me to tears
3Davideo
#15 Almost as if there's a dizzying array of diversity and cherry picking just a few examples over the entire gorram KINGDOM is going to be excessively narrow. For example, the organisms required for fermentation and bleu cheese are considered fine dining, while some fungal fruiting bodies are among some of the most toxic organisms known.
CallThisAUsername
#48 use the tools of an idiot, be seen as an idiot. Bye Felicia.
BrockEffingSamson
#22 Satire, I'm sad to say. Great joke, though. https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fact-check-christian-mens-gym-002019972.html
3Davideo
#13 Hah, SimCity 2000! But I think a data center would be a better fit not as a disaster, but as one of those "business deals" they introduced in 3000. Each of those buildings comes with a large monthly payment to their host city, but bring a host of drawbacks. The classic example is the Toxic Waste Dump, with massive pollution. The Datacenter would probably come with huge power and water demands that would need to be met.
CallThisAUsername
It'd be a slow disaster but a surefire one. Decreases quality of life and hapiness.
ArtisinalCheese
#10 Tooele
phuckedinphilly
My little sister is a nonbinary hairstylist who would probably ghost me if she knew I used AI. Do not question the "she" "sister" and "nonbinary" in a single sentence. I've asked and it's allowed.
yifin
#2 I work in retail, I most certainly am judged on how people react to me
JadeNB1729
I think it's meant to mean that your value as a person isn't determined by it, not that you're not measured that way. But, you're right, that's what it says.
VintagePixels
#23 The artist is Nightcrow. @Nightcrowing on Twitter
Br1337
#41 sleep token?
wazeewa
#3 - Listen here you little shit...
Almaadin
#39 zoops = green heron @OP?
CodyBurkett
Yup!
Clayman8
#22 worse.
Wearing mixed fabrics.
reverendfixxxer
#43 This is legitimately a great idea for a world flag.
Clayman8
#1 well fuck. I just remembered how good the sandwiches in one specific place in Disney Land Paris were...
EverNotRelevant
#7 "Hey color guard? Can you- yeah, we found another one. We're gonna need a lot of flags. Crimson, scarlet, so on... No, I don't think we need any green for this one."
EverNotRelevant
#48 Go ask your ai for a cwtch
Kunosart
#32 My local mockingbird be like "it's firetruck time 🚨"
dunkum09
the ones around here tend to prefer "Car Alarm"
Erikrtheread
I too have several that are stuck on "car alarm", i wish they would learn something different. Fortunately there are a couple others in the family that have some variety.
yifin
#14 *most humans
Ivain
Sane humans, basically.
mafiacarstarter
Those two statements have radically reduced the number of humans that work to prevent extinctions.
Omicron416
True, and a very large number of humans are not able to work to prevent animals' extinction because of how much time they have to spend keeping themselves alive.
DraxxorT
Instead, consider it like this: Enough humans. Are there ones who don't care? Sure. Are there ones who try to enrich themselves whether or not it causes harm? Sure. But, are there any humans who are actively trying to cause an extinction for its own sake? Not really. (Except for maybe some disease-bearing mosquitos.) But enough humans care, that policies are enacted so those billions of hours, billions of dollars, billions of Euros, etc. are all getting spent to reduce the harm and reverse it.
DraxxorT
(Which is not to say that we don't have more work to do, and of course we still have to work to keep those policies active and enforced, when so many of our current Leaders are working against them, especially in the United States where I am.)
nickelrocket
#3 LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
quade
#1 White Mountain Bagel Co in Lincoln, New Hampshire.
I live in South Carolina. :(
hwatL4bloopy
Country pie pizza Ashfield ma.
NoodlesDOTExe
#47
Same.
EverNotRelevant
#27 Anyway, here's flatline
Recursiv3
#3 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amp5cTQzbHN3OXY1bzlmdWo5eXc5dWJ4bWMxYWdlN3hsZ3plemJnbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ToMjGpFQ4FM2nzJdjsA/200w.webp
wadatahmydamie
Don’t forget The Killers, or Supergrass, or Train, or Staind, or Fuel or…
AlxEverett
If Korn and the other bands from my teens are classic rock, then that means Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin are what? Oldies? And Chuck Berry and Elvis the other “oldies” are what? Ancient historical music fragments discovered by archaeologists?
wabitgirl
I mean, for starters, Korn, Tool, and SoaD would have to be rock in the first place, which they're not... then again, it's obviously rage bait, so it's impossible to know if they're mis-labeling the genres intentionally or not.
zombiejedediah
They played Zeppelin at the grocery a few days ago 👴
AlxEverett
dogfavoriter
#20 this is perfect