Dad... stop it... come on, knock it off

Apr 25, 2013 2:34 AM

chefryank

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HE IS PERFECT! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I NEED ALL BABIES TO BE THIS BABY!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's okay guys! The kids face didn't turn out too bad on the other hand he needs wine and counselling!

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Is this rocktard?

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That is the most gorgeous baby I have ever seen, even with all the face-making. Get that baby into modeling!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He likes it!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waka waka waka

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful his face will stick that way

13 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 2

and that wud be a bad thing?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He already rivals Jim Carrey in facial expressions...Wouldnt want to ruin that!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is freaking adorable. And either that baby's head is especially small or that man has ginormous hands.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at dat squishy face.

13 years ago | Likes 704 Dislikes 3

In 40 years he'll be wishing his face wasn't squishy again.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy

13 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

haha aaw no teeth D:

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He doesn't seem to mind but I couldn't squish my little ones face because I imagine it's frustrating not being able to move that much.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How tiny is this little guy???

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

He's gonna be 3 in a couple months. The dad used to be really fat.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

hehe rocktard from Shaytards!! go subb :) p.s his name is Brock and he is now almost 3 years old aha, i miss him this little

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3......2......VOMIT

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

And this is just the beginning of your humiliation dear offspring...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The video with the voice over is even funnier! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBIm9awq7ow, starts around 1:40!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do this to my bf all the time :P

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he likes it. And he is super adorbs.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm pooping double for you tonight, Dad

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And extra soft!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's rocktard! And Shaycarl's hand.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

His eyes are full of wonder. It makes my uterus ache.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is 85% of the reason I want a kid.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you have free time I'd advise watching their vlogs, their family is great fun :) http://www.youtube.com/user/SHAYTARDS ~enjoy!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

shaytards!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do this to my son all the time and then he tries to lick me..

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is your son a dog?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He thinks he is. He drools a lot, licks everything, bites, and makes weird noises for no reason, could be a typical 6 mth old though..

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, adorable. :D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He and I both have to change shirts a lot due to giant drool puddles lol

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 months pregnant now. Can I do this to my older children or will it not have the same effect? Sooooo cute.

13 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

Test out the new little one by squishing his face when you first see it. Also, congratulations.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure to do it at their wedding. Give em a good "You're leaving me so I'm embarrassing you" thing

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm 7 months too!!! WOOT *fist bump*

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

could've swore this said 7 months old, I got really confused

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

more like, prego belly bump!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*bump bump*

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm nine months and this just makes my anticipation that much worse.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I know, all I want to do is squish face my youngest but he doesnt like it lol. Pinch his chubby cheeks instead.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope my son has chubby cheeks! :D

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

depends on the age I think, the older they are the harder they will sigh and go "mooooOOOOOOOOOMMMMM-UH"

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Depending on the age they might also go "Holy shit, wtf is touching me..."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rocktard!

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

The mom looks like Emma Watson..

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YAY Shaytards on imgur!! :D :D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I always love seeing the Shaytards on here :)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is Rocktard if I may ask?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a little boy off youtube :) His parents call him Rocktard to give him a bit of privacy.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A family who vlogs on Youtube named the "Shaytards".

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops I wasn't finished.. They gave their children fake "Tard" names to protect their identities.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0