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redegaite
Don't let them - it would be a city b.j.
JonathanKeene
I'm startling to like OK...?
bsandro
I'm that version of Chandler that never left Tulsa ;_;
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
but but MUSKOGEE
Frothington
So... did they suck your balls?
SoulSukkur
we're waiting @OP
aweff
Mr Hanky is at the top of Tulsa Parking's twitter it isn't even the same graphic!
ANightAtTheCocksbury
You're allowed to use copyrighted material as long as it's not for financial gain, right? There's a personal use exemption.
ANightAtTheCocksbury
Otherwise you wouldn't be allowed to make copies of music you paid for, etc.
at1cad
Everyone change your pic to the seal!
asapsap
Proud to live in the 918
Yitshaq
Well, I mean they do have a baseball team called the Drillers...
FLYFOOL
Tulsa - the Paris of Oklahoma
LoneTiger
Like watching two bald men fight over a comb.
stabbykittyy
Welp. Ive lived here for 18 years. So there's that.
AdolphTitler
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
https://media.tenor.com/images/d5d65e52ff04b8290e90679c4420b00d/tenor.gif
spence1979
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Audiogarden2
They need to fix their grammar before any ball sucking commences.
MuthahMayhem
Thanks! Was surprised nobody caught that immediately.
ThatOneAwkwardAsianKid
If people ask me what it's like to live in Tulsa I'll show them this
Tyrannotron
Tulsa backwards is a slut, so this probably worked.
Soupermonkey
Im sorry im sorry... what i meant to say was, how about you suck my balls... Mr Garrison.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
"We need to you"
ISupportYourViews
Okies: https://www.facebook.com/suburbanmommiesrule/ White Moms of Broken arrow and Owasso. Even better.
breakfasttimeallthetime
hahaha oh this is wonderful!
ProfessorSandwich
Tulsa backwards is a slut
TheMershedPerderder
So they might actually do it?
PizzaSlutForever
Sign me up!
Squelchtone
Naomi backwards is I moan. Van Wilder taught me that. Write that down.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Now find a girl named Naomi Tulsa.
NachoPete
crashmcleroy
Aslut backwards is 3 shots of tequila
AngryFoodTerror
So @OP's mom?
NachoPete
Yeah but smaller.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Your mom backwards is also a slut.
MisinformedMalamute
And a slut backwards is about 100 bucks
TrebuchetLaunchingFeces
Or assault spelled by a person with dyslexia
helium5
Well I'm moving to Tulsa.
sunyudai
But... why tho?
BecausetheUSSRisbetter
Move to Pryor, it's safer but close
Opportunist
Be sure to go backwards.
Zags
I did move to Tulsa. I recommend not doing that.
Amythyst
Try something a little more fun, like watching paint dry, or going to IKEA with your significant other.
fuckingtnuc
Why'd you have to bring up the trips to IKEA with the SO... I'm starting to sweat... the flashbacks... oh god where am I?
sunyudai
Hello son. Welcome to Tulsa.
helium5
I don't know that we have an IKEA in Oklahoma City though.
GrandComa
I live in Tulsa.....not worth it
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
Don't listen to him, it's nice
helium5
I hear it's better than OKC though.
GrandComa
Definitely
smyd
Lived in both, both are good. Just different pieces of good.
iAmAlOn3
Heroes don't always wear capes.
clearwall
WHAT DID YOU SAY??? http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt68/ashura1/Mrgarrison.jpg
realwomenfightnaked
woah havent seen a photobucket link in years
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
I'm sorry, I'm sorry what I said was *ahem* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK. MY. BALLS? Mr Garrison?
NotTheSameWithTheOtherHand
Just use the word m'kay... m'kay?
StupiditySurroundsMe
http://s.quickmeme.com/img/bd/bd913e87812c8c5d48ba2eb0982b545fad47eec6e0c949ea376c6389a7b6b847.jpg
MayorMcCheese666
I live in Tulsa, I confirm this as a good message.
CatBlaster5000
I don't understand. Are parking enforcement bad?
namesmemow
Hey me too!
MayorMcCheese666
Noooiiiice!!!
tats10bucksUOme
Present them.
DeathPro
reaperofgames1
udonomefoo
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Lemuffinmannn
Username checks out.
Kopar
"w-what?"
spacerocks
You heard me. Pre - sent them.
NoGoodNick
RIP Mrs. Choksondik
aninvisiblemaniac
*sigh* all those sea men in her stomach
Sluaghadhan
More like makes me sick!
devilsbitch
beat me to it +1
ItsJustATribute
I'm an Oklahoman and I approve the "suck my balls" message.
sanguine25
Norman!!
rezexelon
As a Tulsan, I can assure you that we all approve of this message.
squeegyfighter
I've always known there were other tulsans, but it's interesting seeing it first hand lol
jsnforce
Bethany, OK, and Tulsa needs to lighten the fuck up and suck this man's balls.
ItsJustATribute
I'm starting the Oklahomans for City of Tulsa to Suck his Balls Party. Everyone aboard.
cathoderaysunshine
What'd Bethany do? I missed it.
jsnforce
Nothing. I'm from Bethany. I guess I should have structured that comment better.
mattpierce293
I'm a Tulsan and I approve this message
breakfasttimeallthetime
Samsies!
notemeg
ditto
cheeseguy3412
... Is this really the message you want to send during Tornado season? If so, please wear a gopro.
IvoryLeopard
As a Tulsan, CityOfTulsaParking is my hero erry day.
Riekid
For some reason, I read this as "I'm an Okla-human" I was very confused for a moment.
dembonz00
GT Bynum sure looks like someone who sucks balls. Probably Kathy Taylor's though...
mattpierce293
GT Bynum looks like Jared Fogle
LordFancyPantaloons
As a Texan, this is everything. lol
RektalRazor
Moore, OK!
ItsJustATribute
I'm on my way to Moore right meow.
bruudwin
I live in Moore right meow!