Give me something fucked up and hilarious.

Nov 13, 2016 7:16 AM

DeltaBird

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"My wife said it's ok."

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Are we near a school?

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sorry, my wife is calling

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No Man's Sky was great.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Can my mom join us?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

You remind me of mom

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let me grab your pussy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm vegan and I vape.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

They never found her body

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I voted for Donald Trump

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Hitler was a great guy

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What is your name again?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I cant get it up.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My mum is here, too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doctor said it's not contagious

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ever been in a coffin?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

stick it in my ear

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He was just a gorilla.

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

only one to make me laugh

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too soon, bro

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Did I ruin our date?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. But I'm not sure if there'll be a second.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't bring my wallet

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

my Imgur username is @NDelRey

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What did they do? What did I miss?

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Took you long enough huh?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So who'd you vote for?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ding ding ding

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I am a smoker btw"

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I'm sexually attracted to owls.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And what exactly is wrong with this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not the only one

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