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Oct 28, 2016 8:07 PM
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TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
..is that a joke?
Malacha1
Not a problem
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ksexe
Nope
Subsound
I've already been doing it for years, might as well get a free cabin.
LettermanAirsoft
I'm agnostic anyway so now I'm atheist
ALankyDean
This site is becoming more and more like Facebook every day
Arob393
Much worse than Facebook. Facebook actually has funny memes, not constant pictures of people's stupid cats
hosdfo
At least on Facebook you can unfriend morons like op
SoulHeart
1 upvote = 1 prayer
TheSpottedZebra
howtoeatawhale
This is idiotic
MuchWOWveryGiraffe
Nah. If you're willing to give me that much there's something fishy. Jesus 5ever
StygianRenegade
So not a goddamn thing changes in my life except free house.
machstormer
no
crankyoldgeezer
If Satan offered you this then his presence would prove god.
MajesticallyRidingAShark
If Jesus ever existed he was only a man. There is no God. Can I have my house now?
LordSlickRick
no...
MithrilKid
Uh, bears? No thanks.
OliviaEyy
I'm Jewish. Where's the downside in this?
Soyweiser
Well, for you there are prob no problems denouncing jesus. But other jewish people might be persecuted for it in a few thousand years.
LargeCanine
No bacon.
TheAmazingMustacheGary
But Jesus is really good at tending to my garden :(
NowSneakyTurtle
I already denied Jesus!
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
What exactly am I denying him? Dinner? Sex?
miados
asking the important questions.
ResetButton
I'm gonna guess sex. And he's a top, people keep telling me I should welcome him/his warmth into me.
reux
I'm a bottom so... no. Plus I bet he cuddles afterwards
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
When did imgur start becoming Facebook?
Thargrid
Free house plus 200 acres for something I do already? sign me up.
OnyxDarkKnight
Denying Jesus != Loving Satan. As an atheist I deny Jesus. Now gimme that house and those 200 acres.
SaintMaceToTheFace
No
berlinson
You yanks are way too religious
Omni21
These comments break my heart.
UmbertoBench
Those that say yes or those that say no?
Omegilla
This post is kinda dumb. Either you don't believe and already deny Jesus and don't go to church, or you believe and wouldn't deny him.
ResetButton
Almost every religious person struggles with doubtless belief and there is a crux of abandoning worldly pleasures to focus elsewhere.
LongoloidFartExplosion
It's funny how out of all the 3000 or so religions none provide physical proof. It's like they're all made up nonsense or something.
ResetButton
If we accepted it as nonsense that provides great lessons sometimes and bad lessons other times, it would be healthier
ResetButton
This post kinda hits that group's dilemma on the head. Your faith directly reduces worldly gain. Framed like that, do you still believe?
doesanyoneevenreadthese
With believing comes knowing the things in this world wont last forever. Why does it matter where I live now, when eternity is a question?
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Omegilla
No, its not. Most people think little to nothing of eternity, hence the idea of living in the now. Also, this would cannot be bettered. 1/
Omegilla
Obviously, you would disagree, but looking at history, many of the worst crimes made are done in the name of reshaping the world to 2/
Omegilla
Its more than believing, though. When one takes up his cross, truly, he will not forsake it so simply. Those who claim to believe and 1/
Omegilla
see this possible wealth to be gained can certainly forsake him for it. But once in his hand truly, one is never going to be truly lost. 2/2
ResetButton
But your dichotomy of complete faith and complete non-belief still is a falsehood.
ResetButton
Okay, it seems you think there is an emotional transformation when one has taken the mantle of complete faith.
ResetButton
That last question by far to me is the most valuable one that you could answer. It illustrates declarative insight into a religious mind.
ResetButton
I understand the emotional transformation of hope. What does faith offer beyond that?
Omegilla
You say you want to better man. Christianity is the source of all moral progress man has made in the west. Faith that there is an 1/
Omegilla
Inescapable force that one must answer to I'm the summation of all things is what gives us rule of law, makes the strong man treat the 1/
ResetButton
You cannot define "the source" as broadly as Christianity would have an effect. To say Christianity had undeniable influence is underserving
DaggertheFox
Can't pay that price. He paid too much for me in the first place.
HOLAKOOO
damn you people are truly insane with your alternate reality that has nothing to do with the natural world that we all must share
Motherclucker
:) It feels nice to see a comment like this.
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Good for you sticking to your morals. I don't believe he was the son of God but he was pretty rad dude. I'll take the house though.
CountableAttendants
Yeah, this.
Buffalowingman
This was refreshing thank you.
ShamnusMcfee
What did he pay? I mean, don't you believe he resurrected and then ascended directly to heaven? So he didn't even really die, did he?
SaintMaceToTheFace
It feels like I'm the only one here a lot of the time. Glad that isn't the case
FellBlackpaw
http://imgur.com/oWb4J
OmnipotentNapkin
Thank you.
stygyan
Must admit it always struck me funny. He paid the price His Own Self set, none more, none less. "I'm saving you from my Own Wrath" thingie.
SaintMaceToTheFace
He is saving us from our selves. No one who is sinful can be in the presence of God
joshisveryattractive
Amen to that!!
Ifidonttelltheinternetwhowill
If you believe the stories.
iNeededAMoreAnonymousName
It sounds incredibly corny (reason why talking about faith can be hard), but I fully agree. I'll damn sure miss that sweet cabin though.
Tyrfingur
I'm so glad I won't be the only one saying no. So nice to find you, friend. :)
Kittenswithasteamedcoat
I'm an atheist but I'm really glad I found this comment. Keep being real, friend.
wealthychef
Thank God I'm not the only Christian in this community.
FellBlackpaw
http://imgur.com/oWb4J
buttcrackula
There's 10s of us! Maybe 12 or 15...
Aimanfire
You can say that again
ErikLehnsherr
I just couldn't pay the taxes on that land.
fragmentedfire
So sell it immediately. Pure profit.
HairytheSheep
Im not religious, but its nice to see people stick with their beliefs and not go along with the popular opinions
HaveNotOf
Popular opinion, you say? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Christians_distribution.png
HairytheSheep
IRL yes its the popular opinion, but here on internet world, away from FB, it is not. Just read 90% of the comments
HaveNotOf
Fair enough. Being on the internet does make the world seem more reasonable, depending on where you go. It's slightly comforting.
TheSwedishCryptid
Most people in Scandinavia are only written in as christians because of burial benefits. So it's quite eh.
GnomeTalmbout
So, live my life exactly how I always have...
dietderpsy
Physically and spiritually alone.
soulscythe
That's how you've always lived? Wow. Nice cabin.
BradPiss
Me too.
yourewastingyourlife
8BitBootcamp
Yeah, I think I have technically owned that since like... 1st grade then.
redbagelpuppies
You have to convert to Scientology.
QueenCousland
The Church Of Scientology, or can I be in one of the splinter groups?
Deonan
That's going toooo far!
LordMoo
So I'm buying the house for the small sum of all my money...
Genbuthesaint
Gonna have to be a hard no then. Those crazy bastards would be the death of me.
Sauroctonus
Guess I never needed the property.
theirrisponsiblecaptain
Nooooooooõōøóòöô!
ZoidbergIsGreat
Now we have a suitable dilemma.
peaceloveandgraffiti
Hahahaha... Right. I'm the fuck in.
vmw2430
but with a new house and 200 acres
UrsaUrsa
Neat
IgniaEternale
This would be heaven. It doesn't look like there's anyone around for miles!
dicksack11
Sound pretty good
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
Then no.
whatevermanishowedup
Your username indicates you've already denied Jesus. So all you have to do is ask for forgiveness right? That's how it works, right?
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
You have to do something wrong to be forgiven, and I dont need a book to tell me whats wrong and right. My religion has murdered millions
TripleKitten
*knocks back last of the whiskey, stands up*
whatevermanishowedup
I swear to god it's like you didn't even read what I said.
JackalopeElope
I have never been in a situation that couldn't be forgiven if you simply say "the source of all goodness told me to."
fleakypotato
But it's for a good cause. .. right ? Though that matters
suburbanseattleite
Done!
HOLAKOOO
hello from Seatte :)
suburbanseattleite
Hola!
nachosamurai
Nope. Not because of the sacrifice, but because I'm pretty sure the internet speed is crap there.
Leckoren
Truth
Relykwastaken
Priorities
wittie888
That is a deal breaker.
TechPriest97
Rent it out to camps, use money to extend fiber Internet, kick fuckers out, Become hermit in epic house and Internet
tylor
The monthly fees for Ethernet fed internet service mean you need to keep them around.
InsomniacJustice
People seem to forget you can still get fantastic internet pretty far away from the city. I mean, yeah, you have to build a tower but...
NotSoSmartAlek
Satellite is crap. So is WiMax. Pay to run fiber, it'll be much better, and you can set up a lodge and run paintball/camping/LARPs/etc.
InsomniacJustice
I've seen people build towers miles away from any town and they get 500 up. Though your idea is definitely better.
NotSoSmartAlek
It's not the speed, it's the latency.
InsomniacJustice
Fair. Though they typically aren't big gamers. But look at deadmau5, dude built a tower and he gets fantastic service. Not that we all have1
tylor
Lots of places are using point to point Ethernet radio for the last mile. Can be significantly cheaper then trenching fiber
NotSoSmartAlek
Significantly higher chance of destructive interference too. :(
tylor
Depends on location... If there is really no one else around there shouldn't be any. Or used licenced spectrum radios.
whistlebuzz
AkwardBearHug
Good point
ArcherGifs
True, but 200 acres is great for a go-to camping spot.
CocktailGaming
That's cool. I could use the break from technology every once in while.
Penguinsruletheworld
Or take it and have a huge development project on the 200 acres, make a killing, own the new government you run there, then ensure 1/2
Penguinsruletheworld
Google can install their fiber lines tax free. AND perfect internet.
Tergi
You don't need the internet after the axe murderer gets you.
ssjalhazred
Shia Surprise!
nachosamurai
Naa, the woodland clowns would protect me.
WooWooWooYouKnowIt
Nobody said you have to live there. It belongs to you. Sell it and buy a house in the city.
GarrettSteube
Orrrrr have epic paintball/airsoft wars there
TexanCryomaniac
Holy shit you're right
waking86
1 200 acre field, or 200 1 acre fields..
NotSoSmartAlek
Profit!