Twiddlederf
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Because of pure awesomeness and the international treasure
May 1, 2016 11:11 PM
Twiddlederf
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Because of pure awesomeness and the international treasure
IMissYourMusk
nah
notmyprobes
I mostly upvoted for username, but Chan is cool too
C0mtraya
Rambo Chan or Jackie Rambo?
TheBananaIsALie
That's Lui Kang you uncultured swine.
Username69420
Such an awesome dude
GeroBird
Everyone knows, Jackie Chan is an 8.
amoebasUNITE
Washboard abs so cut, that they make me think it would be like fucking a cheese grater if you were to hug him
thriftydonkey
Ok
MyGODitsFullOfJeffs
Bran Stark, season 7
imnotdoingtheusernamething
The Fearless Hyena 1979. One of his all time bests.
withasideofhotsauce
I did what the title said
GlizzieMcGuire
Read his biography in highschool. That man lead a crazy life.
binbashtv
Nah, that's Liu Kang.
C0mtraya
HUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
dez111
The man , the legend.
UntamedGamer16
Don't tell me what to do. I'll gonna upvote but still...
TeeWrexx
And his Tax Evasion
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
And kowtowing towards the Beijing government getting his son back,where any other person would spend 10+ years in jail.
GoldenLarsen
FrozenFoodGuy
@graehall damn he’s ripped! Never knew that, even though it makes sense
rizumurisachi
+1 for Panama Paper
HamBanjo
If I am not mistaken I believe this still is from "Fearless Hyena", fantastic and often hilarious film.
eggimage
That X doesn't let me close his mouth
DoctorGood
X gon give it to ya
AladdinSaiyan
But do you understand the words coming out of his mouth?
itsfuckingcoldherealways
I heard he got exposed in the Panama papers
arcanemcbane
I heard he kissed Cindy Dawson
MarkDavis93
Where are his pecs
youdonegoofed
I'm guessing he got his physique from martial arts and not weight training.
Martinuscool
Under construction.
TheDirectionsWerentClearEnough
You say that like he's a bodybuilder or something. And either way he has pretty clear pec definition in this picture.
extraordinaryagility
They're sneaking up behind you like a ninja.
BlankMage
Hang on, pretty sure that means the Skyrim mod has crashed. Have you tried running FNIS again?
MiddleName
Well, pecorino is a cheese, therefore his pecorinos must be in the kitchen where you normally find cheese.
Wuhaa
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the pecs aren't very useful for combat, which would be why Jackie Chan didn't bother to train them.
IAmDrBanner
It looks like he is pulling his chest in from this image, tho.
MothersSticksOfWheatFlourAndWater
Pecs are extremely beneficial in combat. However strong =/= large, a friend of mine is benching well over 300 and weighs 145 pounds.
Flyndaran
All vertebrate muscle is biologically the same.
rubbarz
There is a video of a little asian bro that weighs like 150 benching 405 so i can believe that
rubbarz
https://youtu.be/l84vmuuuHRg
TheMorticiansAssistant
Fine
DrFunkenstein57
Ok.
Cheomesh
nah
Damun404
Ah, Liu Kang
butterchickenkatsu
He was involved on the Panama Papers though.
d0o0o0d
If I was a wealthy citizen of China, I'd sleep better having some legally-earned money in a place the Chinese government couldn't touch.
mynamesbryson
Better than the politicians and world leaders.
AtGUNWT
They're pretty much the same. The papers didn't prove that anyone did anything illegal. They just showed that people had offshore accounts.
mynamesbryson
I am ignorant to the subject so thank you.
AtGUNWT
Any time. In all honesty I was ignorant to the subject till about 2 minutes ago.
IAmDrBanner
Do you even know what that means? People say "Panama Papers" as if everyone involved was a nazi. Jesus. It was just offshore accounts.
butterchickenkatsu
Just letting u know I was just sayin. I don't go about it spreading the news. Chill
AprilFoolinAround
So?
butterchickenkatsu
Just saying.
AprilFoolinAround
Alright.
doublekross
The Panama Papers just indicate people who have offshore accounts, not necessarily that they've been evading taxes and doing illegal things.
butterchickenkatsu
Is that so.
doublekross
Yes.
TommyChongsBong
Bruce Lee once accidentally clobbered Jackie Chan in Enter The Dragon. They finished the take before Lee rushed over to see if Chan was ok.
dingusfiddler96
bruce lee was an actor and not a real fighter. jackie chan was more legitimate imo.
TommyChongsBong
I'm so shocked by that comment I can't even bring myself to down vote.
dingusfiddler96
show me some of his fights then!
TommyChongsBong
Really? That's a just wow reply right there.
dingusfiddler96
lol why? i have never seen a bruce lee fight, or heard of any of his opponents. i think people just watched movies and believe it was real
dingusfiddler96
id be happy to be proven wrong, show me his fights!
d0o0o0d
No worries, I got ya covered.
larsreynolds
Now there's a guy who can say no to sugared beverages from time to time
pwperk4721
I read that in John Maddens voice
SighImSoBored
I read this in John Madden's voice.
SighImSoBored
Soda is so delicious but so, so bad for you. Haven't drank one in two months and I've dropped ten pounds, used to drink a 20oz a day.
hydraz1ne
That sounds terrible. ::sips ice-cold Dr. Pepper from McDonalds::
TheChandrian
I found that once I wasn't constantly tasting something that sweet that other foods starting tasting better.