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oyskin
That dude from the Lighthouse might be able to answer this? Possibly?
catsandy
Asking the real questions .
baphotog
Iputthebestinbestiality
Nah, would probably taste like whale or seal.
compromisedfruit
I saw this a couple nights ago and it has haunted my thoughts since.
ForgivingCat
What version of mermaid are we talking about?
PassiveCommenter
Is it a mammal or fish?
HolyyDiverrr
There are no more mermaids. Surf and turf didn't come from no where.
ArminTanz
Prob like a tuna. Fishy yet still meaty
karlostroski
Asking the important questions
jolt06
There was an old anime I watched can't remember the name. But they killed a mermaid and ate it.
LetMeSeeMyKids
They're all pink on the inside
SnoopyDancing
of all the responses, this was funny
icigilly
Is this Halal ?
TheGriffin
WHERE WOULD YOU COME UP WITH THIS?!
IAmGodot
I have similar questions about minotaurs and centaurs.
xxoctavianxx
beez428
Ah, Milena Veinrub
Yellowlabexperiment
Close enough...
linearcore
They eat sailors. It's only fair. Payback is a bitch.
ThisOldCPU
Salai
mmmmmh asian cuisine
GoddammitMrNoodle
Jiro dreams of sushi
bsmithwins
Looks like she’s cold...
Etownhustla
Leaves more questions, Farm raised like tuna or like Wagyu beef?
PewterHailStorm
I'm oddly curious! My adventuring part of me wish to try!
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
I think the entire thing tastes like tuna
Yellowdart49
Only one way to find out, lads
candiduscorvus
It tastes like long pork, same as you.
bosendorfer
Thank you! This is the kind of content I come to imgur for!
letspoopandbrowse
It probably tastes like vagina.
Peliik
well. Chicken that eats fish have a distinct fishy taste, same with their eggs. So it would taste like what they eat mainly.
Peliik
The texture of the human part would most likely be pork. So imagine pork with a distinct fishy taste.
iamthisguy247
I’d say it would follow the visual, so red meat up to about the waist, fish below. I think it would blend at waist but a quick transition.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Tuna is red :p
baneoftheapoc1
A bit of a cartilage disk as a mild separation bumper. Meat still a bit red, like those big tuna.
RhymingEverything
this is the best answer
KayNay420
Welp, now I know what’ll have me staring at my bedroom ceiling in wide-eyed, abject horror tonight.
lukeismighty
/a/BFoVSa6
kittyCookieGamer
Thanks, I really needed that
housebread
housebread
KayNay420
Good lord no.
housebread
Damn.. I really thought it would..It’s almost certainly all red meat. Question answered. You can fall asleep in peace friend :)
KayNay420
Hahahaha!
TallGuyWithAHoodie
I award this post the "That's enough internet for tonight" award. Congratulations and good night.
LosWorldcast
Damn good question
YUMERIS
I asked this a coworker, he said he wont answer my questions anymore in the future
locutusufborg
My theory is it's a homogeneous taste throughout with the consistency and flavor of alligator...no I don't have a source...
CrypticG
It would smell like pussy
Eldibs
That's what I was thinking too, because to me alligator has the taste and texture of an even blend of fish and chicken.
lookingOknaked
I don't know. I think it's more like a fillet of fish joined to pork with a layer of silver-skin.
Outnumberedbydogs
I like the silver skin idea!
Drunktrunkmonkey
Sauce though?
idontfitin
Dude. It’s your theory. You are THE SAUCE
Untoast
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
Source, I would try tartar source.
Kbantar
Alligator tastes like reptile, not fish or well, I've never had primate, but it doesn't taste like chicken, pig, or cow.
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elleyea
This is a good theory
exitparadise
I have a source. DM for details.
Kyrorayne
So it would taste like water chicken. That's about what I always taste with gator without a ton of spices.
YpsilantiRomani
That's what I was thinking taste like chicken has the texture of fish
mephiston
I thought human flesh taste more like pork, though? Wouldnt that be a white meat?
Pezzt
From personal experience, I'd say slightly gamey veal
nocanadian
Kind of a racist thing to say isn't it?
mephiston
someone beat you to that "joke" by like 6 hours.
xxoctavianxx
aravena
I don't like it burnt!
mephiston
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork._The_Other_White_Meat
DJHappypants
Long pig
EddyWantok
Exactly.
YurgenGrimwood
Pork is red meat.
IamnotSpartacuseither
Nope. Pork. The other white meat.
YurgenGrimwood
Yes yes let marketing replace scientific definitions.
antleroid
I do believe it is considered the other other white meat.
YurgenGrimwood
Not by any official clarifications outside of marketing teams for pork products.
DontStressDontStressDontStressDontStress
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT INFO?
mephiston
kriositivity
When you loot a corpse in The Elder Scrolls it says its white meat
shadowex3
in all seriousness there's a lot of combat veterans that have trouble with people cooking pork because of this. Source: Family.
CaffeineManic
Hopefully that aversion is just based on smell, not taste.
Flatulentone
Well I wasn't gonna let them go to waste.
cmchapa84
Some dude in the Netherlands had two slices of asscheek removed so he could eat one and have the other tested for nutritional value
MagiicHat
I dove this rabbit hole https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/12/20/Dutch-TV-cannibalism-stunt-a-hoax/58851324419437/?ur3=1
cmchapa84
FUCKIN LYING DUTCHMAN!!!
cmchapa84
Of course he was Dutch.
EddyWantok
Lived in PNG for a couple of years, human meat is reffered to as "Long Pig".
10tacles
And I lived in JPG, so many artifacts!
BC2k2
Wow! I lived in GIF. Btw, the locals hate people who pronounce it 'jiff'
EddyWantok
Sorry, Papua New guinea. As an Aussie it's easy to forget that PNG equates to something else to the rest of the world.
10tacles
It is ok, I was just joking.
darynu
i thought pork was a red meat
YurgenGrimwood
Yes it is. But some people have been brainwashed from marketing and think "the other white meat" is the actual classification.
IamnotSpartacuseither
Nope. Considered white meat, despite being pink.
YurgenGrimwood
No it is not. That's a marketing ploy and pork is classified as red meat.
Corrodias
Interesting, I didn't think these classifications were real things. To what quality does it refer, other than color?
TheVegetable
I think it's about the contents and nutritional value of meat from different animal groups. I think red meat is mostly just a mammal thing?
joshzsmith
The amount of myoglobin in animal muscles determines the color of meat. Pork is classified a red meat because it contains more myoglobin /