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Oct 22, 2020 6:59 PM
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https://rockpasta.com/phil-collins-sues-ex-wife-over-armed-occupation-in-miami-ho
BoozeSlinger
Let's just hope that it's all been a pack of lies...
eromitlab
BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA BA DUM
AceOfNines
This is the world we live in.
jayphat
I want to say I care about the plight of the wealthy, but I don't care anymore.......
whitesebra
+1 for the title alone
ItsAMemeMar1o
Came down here for the comment love on that title and I'm very surprised there wasn't more!
1wholurks
Guess that wasn't a groovy kind of love.
Manners14
New husband... Jeez, she's an easy lover
EdwardLongshanks
Damn, at first I thought this was another Rudy Giuliani post, from the thumbnail.
BaklavaMatatas
Hahhahahaha saaaame
Randombastard360
Same same
soupnazi
Sue Sue suethehoe
mdzmdz
aFloatingCabbage
What’s even more fucked in this story is her Botox
TheGuyWithTheReallyLongUserName
Guess he didn't...feel it coming in the air..
McFisticuffs
Oh lord.
deepfriedewok
when asked to comment on his marriage of 9 years with her.. it's all been a pack of lies
UnhelpfulAnswers
nobodygottimeforusernames
Omg I just keep watching it and laughing. His eyes are just great
nobodygottimeforusernames
Listen I would upvote again if I could. Thanks for bringing that into my night
MendoncycleSmith
Any more eye makeup and folks might wonder why she didn't listen the second time either....
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
If you can't understand how plastic surgery can get so bad, you have to understand the mental illness of self-hatred.
Jhinsanity
More evidence that Gabriel will always be superior.
DigYourselfBaby
Yes. Creating true art vs feeding the media machine. Have you seen this gig? Live 1972: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_l1M_cpqKY
imAUser
Take me home!
grrayghost
They should ask Phil if they could stay for One More Night
thomn8r
I was there, and I saw what you did
HypnoCT
There must be some misunderstanding
agonarch
Not now they've let their true colours shine through.
eromitlab
Because why? They can't wait forever?
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
They took over his su-su-studio
Hafrican87
Just another day in paradise....
johnbWebPlayer
Instead he sue-sue-sued their ass.
Coronacoma
His lawyer was like tell everybody im on my way
Hatrax
Winning that lawsuit, it's against all odds.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
I can feel it's in the air tonight.....
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Her side reads a little differently. Jointly owned, managed by her, armed security guards hired in 2015 and known to Phil. Judge ruled Phil…
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
can go in & pick up his shit, so I'm guessing the mansion really isn't owned entirely by him. Always read both sides of a story. Link below
tonyiscariot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcNwob_njTY
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
www.wptv.com/entertainment/ex-wife-of-phil-collins-claims-she-found-hidden-cameras-in-her-bathroom-dressing-room-of-miami-beach-mansion
omnicorpse
"he voluntarily left 2 months ago" and she remarried... 2 months ago. I think that would drive most ppl out of the house with their partner
Vlurk
He had a relationship with Snooki?
chizzo4rizzo
OH! Think twice. Just another day for you and me in paradise ?
Captnfancypantz
“What you feel in the air tonight is divorce” - Phil Collins
seentoomuchdeath
I guess if they were drowning, he would not lend a hand.
EverythingsTheWorst
Jeez...guess it’s not another day in paradise.
seentoomuchdeath
He was there and he saw what they did, saw it with his own two eyes.
eromitlab
They can wipe off that grin, he knew where they'd been.
grayaerd
Why is Mickey Rourke dressed like a woman?
LariCheltsy
Same story as yesterday: Brilliant puns but WTF ARMED GUARDS!?!?
smashpro1
Sounds like a coup-coup-coupdio.
downtroddenbanana
Did he call The Police ?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Nope...it was a sting
tigerspacecreator
Yeah, when they threatened to steal his Sega Genesis
LyraTheLycan
I remember when Megadrive played in England
snooch2thegouch
eromitlab
He's sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS, sending out an SOS
FlamingDeathGoat
OldSchool93
It’s likely she has at least a semi plausible claim to be the legal resident of the home, which is why the cops haven’t ousted her.
pimpquisition
Whoosh
johnnypickles
Whooosh
pimpquisition
Jumping on this bandwagon
Harryteeters
Phil Collins wasn't in The Police
CrazyEarl
So he could call them then.
Lovingimpaler
But did he call the police?
Mysongotmehooked
He sang backup on Every Breath You Take.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
I’ll be damned - I didn’t know that, but it’s a great piece of trivia. I guess we really do learn something new every day.
AdmiralButtStuff
What the fuck...
whyuhatesomuch
Indeed
CosmicFucks
I know it’s not, but I just feel like that’s a nicotine patch
DumpsterKoala
My thoughts exactly...
Sneckz
This is why you should choose looks for hook ups and dating, but not marriage cause the crazy will show REAL quick.
awesomekev408
This is why you should never get in a relationship at all. FTFY
RavenousBugblatterBeast
...happened to her face?
Corbenic
Beeeeeeeees
ajg0000
Wax statue of Chrissy Tiegen left in the sun
speakertoidiot
Wow, that is some bad plastic surgery she has.
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
Wtf. With all his money, he couldn't get a better looking gold digger in her 20s? Is there a lack of thots supply for all the millionaires?
ajhorselady84
It's a slippery slope. Get work done to fix something f'd up, ok. Getting work done to try and stay pretty, always a losing battle
yallmfsneedjesus
Yea trying to stay young surgery always looks bad. The only person i have seen get it right is Jane Fonda. She looks amazing for her age.
yallmfsneedjesus
The goal should be to look 10 yrs younger for it to work and look natural. Trying to be forever 21 makes you look like a cat or blowup doll.
Fredfinks
It looks no different to the duck faced abominations that a huge swathe of females aspire to become.
CabbagePatchDollMassacre
They're always bad.
margatesands
which one is the ex-wife?
electricsillygoose
I looked up pictures of her, she used to be stunningly beautiful. The worst plastic surgery disasters always start off quite pretty
schmendrickthemagician
Because he’s such a looker.
sordatos
The problem is that good plastic surgeon do say you what would look good, which doesn't mean "I'm going to look like I was 23 again!"
sordatos
But some patients don't listen... Also there are shitty surgeon's out there
godamnit
Looks like Chrissy Tiegan got stung by bees in the middle of the desert.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
But 17 years from now.
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
I'll be honest, I'd rather just look old than whatever undefined age she looks like with that weird ass plastic face.
koops
She’s “swole”!
I0VE525P00GE
This guy ain’t lyin...Jesus, he knows
rukeman
She kind of looks like that cat woman.
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
The clown makeup really helps accentuate it nicely too
MantisTobagganMD
Almost like someone took a....Sledgehammer...to her face
hardlyfatal
Wrong dude, dude.
MantisTobagganMD
Holy Hell, I reread the thing twice, and both times read Peter Gabriel in my head...just straight up skipped over the name...weird.
Thewinterisstillhere
Musical dyslexia?
YesItIsMyRealName
Well they were both in Genesis and Sledgehammer was a massive hit around the time Phil had his own big hits. I can understand :)
wiley121
Oh yeah. Wow.
bouldance
Who cares?
Snark42
....clearly Phil Collins. He dumped her ass!
toddzillah
I do
Saric92
Incidentally, people are allowed to voice their opinion and judge people
bouldance
Don't understand why people feel legitimate to bash others on their look based on free speech. Do it and prove that you're a moron I guess!
bouldance
Well it's just mean
bouldance
And beside the point of the post
bouldance
I didn't say they can't. You are also beside the point...
jajk0
Super sad cuz she used to be pretty: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/c1fe1c99-e863-4c2e-a305-ceb38b199058.jpg
StarGehzer
So was he... long time ago.
novokaine187
Jesus christ i can't understand some people
carrot1sie
Is that lily collins m, or did he have other marriages?
DomerPyle
I was wondering the same
Aaronb1138
So Phil Collins' ex wife, Jeff Bezos' new GF, and Rudy Giuliani's last ex-wife all seem to have the same plastic surgeon or is it just me?
Sneckz
Its because plastic surgery is just stuffing your skin with crap and not getting get a proper form like muscle, so things shift over time.
Sneckz
Aside from breasts cause its large enough to put a bag of silicone in there.
eeem
It’s “surgery face”