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70m4h4wk
GIT THAT GUN OUTTA MAH FACE MANDO!
ElvishPresley666
I thought his SNL monologue was funny. Comedy is supposed to be edgy, that’s the point. Only cringe moment 4 me was calling women bitches
youcanchangeyourusernam
Thin out the hair-d?
MajorD3rp
I'm sad f is for family is only getting one more season... :(
pickleparty91
Mans a fucking saint
nijlonkai
Love Bill. Caring for the weak is what makes us human.
boogersweretasty
So he's no longer a comedian ?
beoff
I can't believe that I need to remind people that eugenics is a bad idea.
PhenTsoksar
Covid isn't a plague.... I haven't buried any friends or family. I haven't seen grave diggers working 24/7 at the cemetery I pass on the (1/
DontTazeMeBrah
His Lance Armstrong - Oprah joke is amazing
DontTazeMeBrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9YL04v-J5U&list=RDpzB8qybxezw&index=24
johnwohl
Bill Burr is a comedian. He makes me laugh one second and mad the next. That's how I know he's real fuckin good at what he does.
ThorsPadre
His podcast is great.
dakotab291
Oh yeah, these people don't know at all
EveryGuyonImgur
It always amazes me the people who feel like they would survive the apocalypse.
skip2112
George Carlin said the same thing years ago when he did his planet vs people show https://youtu.be/0ELBctq_2z0
skip2112
But bill burr is awesome as well
idontwannayoucantmakeme
The Philly incident. https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk
Strugg1eBuss
He brings it up on just about every one of his specials
matthiasfactor
The REAL Philadelphia Experiment
michealangleo
Woops i read that wrong and was about to post a very different reply
angryscreechingnoise
social darwinism isn't funny no matter who promotes it.
MrSebi
Overpopulation isn't the problem though. We -have- the resources to accommodate everyone, at least till a certain group starts hoarding...
michealangleo
America has more houses than homeless, and we produce enough food to feed the world. We CHOOSE not to help people
nickasaurusrex83
When Ghandi said "We have enough for everyone's need but not for everyone's greed" he was spot on.
Tesseract09
One day these people will learn there are many ways of defining the weak, and it won't match their personal definition.
KAG444
I mean, wear a fucking mask and stop listening to people that aren't doctors. How hard is that shit, that is why he said the weak.
NVGoddesscottage
disabled myself, I feel like refusing to mask is like waving a flag of yourself by an overturned wheelchair kneeling on Grama’s neck.
KAG444
you understand, those people think they are getting stolen from them
T3sl4co1l
There are more kinds of weakness than physical. This whole thing has shown us who have the greatest mental weakness.
KAG444
exactly, when they say followers like sheep, they ain't wrong
morelikeconsham
The problem is, their weakness is killing the strong. For our society to be naturally selected, we have to drive antimaskers from the pack.
KAG444
To many weak now, they bread to fast
BeckyLookAtHerButt
I for one am glad we kept Stephen Hawking around, for example.
NaughtButOne
https://youtu.be/zn7-fVtT16k
ThanosWasNotWrong
he's more valuable than any of us
NakisaNadir
Bill Burr is a cunt anyway. Downvote if you want.
gaenaralhonk
Oh agreed. I like him, but he totally is.
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michealangleo
Boy did that number turn out to be higher than anyone thought, during this plague
Qualtagh
Did you know that whole "coffee is hot" thing was from a smear campaign by McDonalds? The case is pretty fucked up.
Willybum84
Touché
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Which of his achievements or contributions do you like the most?
Gayforbae
The speak n' spell.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
His work on black holes and his popularization of theoretical cosmology and making it accessible.
sweedlepipe
Oh look, the gatekeeper is here.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
It's an honest question. I don't know anything about his work.
michealangleo
His work on black holes is pretty hairy stuff
Gayforbae
michealangleo
No i meant as in the "no hair" black hole theories
DickDastardly404
I feel like people do actually watch comedians like burr and take jokes like these at face value and think that bill actually thinks 1/2
DickDastardly404
That killing off the physically weaker or compromised people would be a good idea. Im assuming you’re not one of those people and are 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
Just making a point, but they’re out there, cleaning windows with their tongues and enjoying adam sandler movies 2/2
MadCat00
It is a joke for fucks sake who is dumb enough to think like that lol
DickDastardly404
I mean if you pay attention to any of the kickback he gets, a lot of people... I don’t personally love burr anymore I think his stuff 1/2
DickDastardly404
Has lost a bit of its nuance in recent years and he’s struggling to find his voice as an older, more chilled out person. 2/2
MadCat00
Yeah but that is kind of like group think they didnt even watch him. I think he is under ton of pressure and went soft to not deal with it.
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michealangleo
Nice. Ive been saying since 2010 that 2020 is when the world craps out. Tho i thought cus of global warming, not like an actual plague
SirBrendan
What he said was stupid, dangerous, and unscientific. If you like him for the laughs, enjoy. But don't for a second confuse this for insight
ontarioOT
I think we're taking it for a joke, not insight.
Zadwanaa
If you're looking at a stand up comic for insight and philosophical inspiration, you need to re-evaluate your way of thinking
michealangleo
Tbh thats actually why i go to comics. They reveal uncomfortable truths about society by poking at the darker pieces of it
michealangleo
Ah let me explain; he said this BEFORE there was a world eating plague. Where the idea of any country falling to one seemed silly /2
michealangleo
when we all thought people woukd respond like Australia, New Zealand, Korea, etc did and had no problem with it. Turns out it isnt the case
AfroInvasion
Lost an aunt to covid so I'm gonna have to hard disagree with you on that one Bill.
michealangleo
"need" is a strong word, more like fantasize about until you actually realize the consequences of the premise
terriblethunderlizards
i liked his snl monologue. took balls to lay it out there with the crickets he was getting from that crowd.
Colvane
The man lives for crickets
henrysnugglemonster
I’ve been a fan since he went savage on all those fans in Philly. Legend.
NecroticWords
Reminds me of Rick.
funkysquirrel
Your Boos Mean Nothing, I've Seen What Makes You Cheer
adkoala
There was no crowd. Only a handful of cast members and staff
moachaen
There's literally a limited audience captured in his hosting scenes, they're all required to wear masks, temp check, as is the cast & crew
DisneyCountdowns
They’re paid. $150 a day to be there. They’re staff, like the other guy said, so shove your “acktually” up your fucking ass, numbnuts.
moachaen
Aktually https://www.salon.com/2020/10/07/https://www.salon.com/2020/10/07/saturday-night-live-found-a-covid-loophole-for-its-live-audience-
3006mv
Jack white was a last minute replacement. And rocked it
terriblethunderlizards
i like how that explains why they weren't laughing. current snl cast wouldn't know funny if it walked up and slapped them in the face.
Ellimem
They were laughing though?
adkoala
They may have also been instructed not to?
itsallaboutthecones
Sure, keep thinking that. There is an actual audience, just smaller. I laughed at most of it.
giantkel
I watched it with my parents and we were all in tears from laughing thru most of the episode
krevtrocity
Just watched it. There was plenty of laughs.
GINGIVITISSS
The fact we're the only species that saves the weak should be something that makes you proud to be human. 1/2
greyspears
That is not true lots of species will help and feed injured members of their family or group.
SCP1504
Actually, there have been examples of other animals (such as lions and bonobos) caring for their weak or injured comrades.
ryohji
Who are the assholes that downvoted this comment?
GINGIVITISSS
I know BB is telling a joke, but to those that truly believe that the weak serve no purpose just because they aren't 100%, Christ man...2/2
michealangleo
Literally the plot of x number of scifi dystopian stories too
snikpmupgnihsamseht
We need a plague that rapidly wipes out humanity, it's for the best really.
silversulla5772
How about you start with yourself?
snikpmupgnihsamseht
I'm not human.
SlamCampbell
Wow, you must be real fun at parties.
snikpmupgnihsamseht
I don't go to parties, pandemic and all.
SlamCampbell
So do you want people to die via plague, or do you want people to live via avoiding a plague?
michealangleo
I think hes rilling you up
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
That Sam Adams pumpkin beer skit was hilarious
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
I was hoping Dave Chappelle would show up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ji1-BqaLaE
Apothecarius
I was hoping he would turn back and ask if they had any Samuel Jackson!
Wintard4
I prefer Sam Jackson myself
spickate
Real Bostonians
anitabieror6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1NIf8GeeY&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive
FallenJester
Reminded me of Dunkin one they did with Casey Affleck
PickleDemon5
I think my favourite line is: "TUNA CASSEROLE?"
SCP1504
I’ve watched all his specials, and his stand-up during SNL was hilarious. I love that he begins each rant with the overpopulation problem.
PatDaddy365
Watch David Attenborough's witness statement, "A Life on Our Planet"
teufelpup
This “plague” was weak sauce. My odds of dying IF I get it are like 0.01% or some shit. We need a 10% death rate plague to really do work.
cakeycakes
Everyone only thinks of themselves. Your 01% could be someone else's 70% if spread. Not to mention the long term issues people are having.
HamburgerWelper
It’s a plague that you’re much more likely to catch if you’re the type of idiot that takes a cruise. He got everything he asked for.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
You should see him live, he's brilliant!!
IWishIWasBlank
It was not well received. I think white democrats got real offended when they got called out on their facebook posting as good enough.
Scahrossar
Theere is no overpopulation problem.
Voidhawk42
Here's the thing: 50% of the planet's resources are being used up by 10% of people. There's no overpop problem, it's a capitalism problem.
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belindashort
No one is talking about socialism
Voidhawk42
Here in the UK? Yes. The NHS was voted the best British achievement of the last 100yrs. I have seen privatisation of so many services 1/2
Voidhawk42
over my lifetime (railways, post office, defence industries, hundreds of quangos). In every case service gets worse, prices rise, and 2/3
Voidhawk42
then after they capitalists have run it into the ground they come begging for bailouts because the taxpayer can't afford to have it fail.
silversulla5772
Unless you are an indian rice farmer who borrowed a smartphone to post this, you are one of the 10 %. As are we all here.
Misterdruglicious
nah g if you have to get up to work you a slave to the 10% its how it is
nickasaurusrex83
Yeah but it makes them feel better to blame someone else.
belindashort
We are criticizing ourselves in that, do you not realize
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
“Why do you participate in society if you criticize aspects of it? libtard=pwnd XD” that is what you both sound like, jesus fucking christ.
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
“Why do you participate in society if you criticize aspects of it? libtard=destroyed xDxD”
Misterdruglicious
I am confused is this like a quote
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
I am sarcastically paraphrasing them. But ”why do you participate in society?” is basically a meme in leftist circles.
belindashort
Sarcasm
belindashort
Except that we don't have one
PCGamingKurshuk
He did it you know, he got his fucking helo certification.
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
There is no overpopulation problem and its evil to make the claim. There is a resource distribution problem. Africa is not overpopulated.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Eh, it wasn't his best. I felt like he started complaining about racism and sexism, and then made racist and sexist jokes. Flip-flip
QueefSupreme
https://youtu.be/QsBT5EQt348
DooksandPooks
The audience gave him a mixed reaction for some of his jokes. I had a feeling some of them didn’t land as he intended, but he powered though
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Bills super funny but like trump, he speaks to a certain base. If you like bill a little too much, most likely youre sexist and/or depressed
dontforgetthisone5772
If you only listen to the first half of his jokes, maybe? He starts from a fucked up position, and finds his way to absolution every time.
crabbyoldmankittytellsyouboringstories
Well, I’m depressed, probably why i like him.
YouShiverMeTimber
Yikes thats a leap. 'If you like bake off a little too much, youre probably burying people under the patio and/or depressed'
Ellimem
Except Bill Burr is an out and out misogynist that proves it every time he holds a mic. He is an idiot’s idea of a smart person.
teufelpup
Oh fuck you, you pansy ass. Grow some fucking cojones or go cry to yourself in the corner so no one has to listen to you.
OhNoDontTouch
lol, strike a nerve, there?
YouShiverMeTimber
While i think i know the answer, got any evidence to back that up? Or are you taking what a comedian says on stage as gospel?
Thewinterisstillhere
People can't fucking make difference between acting and reality. They always think that comedian tell real stories.
ProfessorChaos
It’s a real fucking problem. I’m glad someone is bringing it up.
TotallySaneScientist
Its a waste problem, population can grow quite a bit more and be stable if we didnt throw out most of our food and had better infrastructure
Itslukus
Plenty of space and resources... we aren't using it correctly
inboxmefoxes
Lots of people bring it up, and lots of those people are idiots, and think the solution is 'kill lots of people.'
MarsIsAfire
lol it's not though
ambiencenever
No, Butters, it's not.
Flaxe
It's an inefficient management of resources, not overpopulation. Smaller population won't change the kind of problems we face.
CompletelyOrdinaryBystander
It's not nearly as bad as some people are making it out. Birtg rates are falling across the board as more countries allow girls an education
CompletelyOrdinaryBystander
The biggest artifact in projections at this point is just the extended life expectancy. We have more people living longer, but the number of
CompletelyOrdinaryBystander
children being born hasn't increased, so everything should level off in the next 50 years or so, unless we REALLY fuck up bad.
Esdog
Yea it actually is not a problem, we have wealth distribution problem, food wastage problems, resource waste problem and many other problems
Esdog
But not overpopulation problems
JaceTiger
We don't have an overpopulation problem. We have a "don't care about others" problem. If we actually tried, we'd have enough for everyone
sprayingmantis4
The longest civilisations survived because of strict population control. Most great civilisations died due to dwindling resources
rx7b9er
But how can I know if I am doing well without others doing worse. /s (I hate that I feel the "/s" was necessary)
vldd
the world population was around 1 billion in 1800 and it's now 7.7bn. pretty sure some people are just out of control with 4+ kids/family
vldd
there's a 42yo woman here who had her 20th child. it's not 100 years ago when you had backup kids in case 1/2 of them died b4 adulthood
Josherman17
We do have an overpopulation problem. The population has boomed over the past 100 years. We justneed to slow down. Don't have so many kids.
Qualtagh
The slowdowns are happening reliably in countries that reach a certain level of economic development. Once parents can comfortably 1/2
Qualtagh
expect most of their children to survive to adulthood, birthrates plunge. Decent healthcare is all it takes. 2/2
ProfessorChaos
Agree, but good luck changing that.
StatmanIbrahimovic
We can do both, make people aware of the massive population, then tell them they can help do something about it by making others aware.
Qualtagh
Well, good luck trying to "fix" overpopulation without supremacists getting involved and twisting it to eliminate the races they hate.
GoodFUCKINGmorning
Except for nature
unicornsdonotexist
7.8% of all the people EVER are currently alive. Our growth curve isn’t sustainable
SilentZed
With restructuring and redistribution, absolutely.
Corin
True, plus redistricting.