Joyika
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United Nations representative from papua New Guinea.
Jun 20, 2019 7:45 AM
Joyika
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Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Fun fact, Papua New Guinea has modern cities and amenities and this dude is a career diplomat.
Seteal
Everyone is stuck on his dick horn, but the death chicken as a hat is fascinating too.
drunkill
Of course the vatican representatives sit behind him.
Justinicus
What about the presumably dead, but possibly living bird strapped to his forehead?
xo101
It’s beautiful.
BigTex1
He better not lean forward too quickly, getting stabbed by your own dick horn is very embarrassing.
Jerkshirefarms
When your custom character is in a cutscene
zenboi
I drink beer from horns like that...
Justinicus
I bet you do.
NZSheeps
"Bumblebee Tuna"
BlueSpaceLizard
ididitall
bastards said it was "native dress day"
CheekyBreeki
Not his fault every motherfucker is in boring ass business attire
blais
fantastic cod piece my good man
catsleepingonflowers
RayloKen
Dudes like, "why the fuck is everyone dressed like clowns. Must. Not. Laugh. "
wobblecopterrrr
Just burn that chair...
StRocketScience
Dress for the job you want
N0ledge
This guy doesn't want to work apparently
NotAnIroningBoard
I think he’s actually dressed for the job he has
TheElusiveEnchilada
Guess I'll be wearing a dick horn to my next job interview.
LivingWaters
The job you want, not the one you've got
KurtHamster
Now I’m seriously wondering what job that guy wants.....?!
SendMeOxygen
Papa New Guinean.
theshinobi23
He wanted to represent his country in the UN, so he showed his absolute patriotism by not bowing to other dress standards.
awesomespeler
“Sir, could you please remove your hat? It’s distracting the other delegates. Thank you.”
PortapootyPanda
But why is it in his I.D. he is wearing a button up shirt. Then he is wearing this during the meetings. Lol confused
xo101
Maybe he got a promotion since getting The I’d
kittylumps
Um, it’s called a “penis gourd”. Fashion, ever heard of it?
Khrome
When you forget to research upgrades for one of your units
3blindmicestolemycar
"All these stupid white people and their clothes"
GreatWhiteNanuk
This is Civ 4/5/6 in a nutshell... err sorry, dickhorn.
kojenk
When you border lock the closest civ early and they have shit for resources
ideologist
Grabbing that capital is always a nice boost to the productivity of your empire when you eventually wage war
3wattbulb
I wonder what the procedure is at the urinal
CharlieWhiskey3
Feeling hot today, might wear my dick horn later IDK
SirWadeWilson
I hope the A.C. isn't turned down low. It'd suck to have to deal with geopolitics and be cold.
impalacrush
Nope, the real issue is when you had sudden boner, you may can hide it but how is your pain tolerance?
boatymcboatfaceplant
There goes his point about global warming
TheWulfrunian
I'm pretty sure these guys are made of sterner stuff than you or I.
NapkinBob
You'd rather he was all sweaty?
hurdurdurlookatmeimahuman
Can confirm, ac is always working overtime at high level political events
seaisforcookieitsgoodenoughforme
Clearly not. His dick horn would be much smaller.
SirWadeWilson
just4thelolz
Uch, yeah! That's like the worst combo.
JustinSane6
I like this. “Am I really dressed any weirder than you? You all have a noose around your neck.”
ax2usn
I like your thought process.
LeopoldButtersStotc
Yes
davebeastly
He's wearing a shirt in his I'd photo.
RoxaDragonheart
Everybody talks about the dick horn, but did somebody notice the dead snake arond his neckthat is squished betwen his shoder and the chair?
dragonraven13
What? Do you ever go anywhere without your dead snake?
Pyrolillycherry
My favorite is the bird upside down for the head-dress
ROBACE1337
How about the whole bird strapped to his forehead.
KurtHamster
“It says ‘formal attire’.. Better get out the ol’ dick horn!”
NotACanadian
"Honey, where's my forehead bird?"
ABigFatBlob
"The ol dick twist!
neallo
The shiny one for special occasions. ;)
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
So, the new dick horn? It's not broken in yet and the chafing is unbearable.
OneTimeAnOwlTriedToDivebombMe
formality is discomfort across all cultures I guess
DigiT00l
I mean, that is considered formal wear in his culture
NotACanadian
Nothing says "formal wear" like a dead bird strapped to your forehead
upfr0mhere
As opposed to tying a silk noose round your neck?
Anarchduke
the silk noose seems more practical considering how boring some of those meetings are
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Corbenic
*evil spider sounds*
AmArschdieRaeuber
I always think it's boring that every nation adapted suit and tie as formal attire. All the same. Refreshing to see some original culture.
harambedaycare
Laugh all you want, he'll fucking EAT you.
xo101
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. There goes my crush.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Or teach you to hunt and eat with you!
eathotdog
When you get a new codpiece
EmanNiemThcin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5A55eWbiBI
jesusisherelookbusy
Ah whats a coincidence, I gots a real codpiece too!
Gritz3415
I have the same dick horn, what a coincidence
bartman2014
It’s a penis shroud - I was going to buy a souvenir one when I visited PNG
PlusHooks
TJ Maxx?
caffeineandcreatine
Harvest the lower horn
bigsteve31sk8
Lolx5!
KlaasVaakUsernameWasAlreadyTakenButIDontHaveInspirationForANew
Wait you also use that one? Do you guys share dick horns?
Yokuho
Do you figure it faces upward so that when you get a stiffy it doesn't hurt or it is a hopeless effort to beat impotence?
AliBarber
Yes
tuesunsommiel
And here I am with my butthorn....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc
CashlessSoc
Can't be seen matching at functions. Get another dick horn!
pareidoliaperson
cUltUral ApPropRiaTiOn
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EvoAngeL
Oh shit now one of you has to change >__<
ididitall
how embarrassing for you
PoliteButFactualCanadian
You got it off him second hand?!?
GloomyMP
Every dick horn has a twin.
YouHadMeAtAsian
Coming from someone who has never been blown.
petresun
The same one? That is totally SHARING!!! And it's a good thing! Go you!
blorglblorg
The same horn? Well that's not very hygienic.
capsaicinheat
My name is Richard Horn. What a coincidence.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
Great, buy his is actually full...
Jest3r123
This mother fucker
shokomann
I laughed...a lot
NotAirConditioned
A cream horn?
A01370549
Aren't they family dick-horns?
hamx3
I bet he gives one out to everyone
PlasmaSquirrel
Weird flex but okay
BulletToofTony
Well, one of us is gonna have to change
Darkspire
Damn it, Peter!
Noumenon72
Dick horn duel!
DwightYouIdiot
One of these?
TONITOBeast
You said you wouldn't tell anyone
Csikarusz
Brah :D
flaskfullofcoffee
It’s a grower not a shower ya dick
TheMightiestUpvote
Damn, I wish I had one that big...
iisn00b97
Woah there mister huge cock nice humble brag!
DwightYouIdiot
vstork
highoverlordxenu
10Ts
afx82
Now we know how they get that cheezy flavour!
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Lemme suck that cheesy dick.
LivingWaters
It's from all the nobcheese!
DinoKebab
Smeg and Onion
DwightYouIdiot