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vegivamp

I read that as the queen horney bee.

11 years ago |

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paleblackfish

These are awesome and does puke and vomit together sound weird to anyone else?

11 years ago |

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theguywhocouldntfindausername

Well then. Fuck you too.

11 years ago |

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novianc

Heres my response op: http://imgur.com/cOuDgsk

11 years ago |

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BlackJesus367

But... I'm a mobile user

11 years ago |

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DustinWilcox

https://bookstvme.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/ouch.gif

11 years ago |

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lawlphailure

@JaegerBomb29

11 years ago |

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ChaosPixel

Day9 love - you get a arrow up.

11 years ago |

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hungryANGRYhippo

I'm on mobile but nice try OP

11 years ago |

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aShogunNamedMarcus

11 years ago |

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YouKnowThatsRight

http://imgur.com/mhbkgXg

11 years ago |

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IWouldRatherBeInScotland

Puke vomit? Isn't that redundant?

11 years ago |

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IllogicalPine

OP STOP YOU'RE MAKING THE LURKERS CRY

11 years ago |

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TheKirkendall

As a former beekeeper, the queen bee statement is false. The queen goes on one flying mating run (yes, they have sex in the sky) and (1/?)

11 years ago |

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TheKirkendall

stores the remaining sperm for the rest of her life. Then she spends the rest of her golden days being attended to and laying eggs. (2/2)

11 years ago |

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LegalizedAbstinentOwl

11 years ago |

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cowpiefatty

Commenting for later use of that gif

11 years ago |

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PamuraiOne

Unexpected, yet delightfully so. +1

11 years ago |

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BropaneAndBropaneAccessories

Excellent. Return fire.

11 years ago |

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SlickerThanNick

animals are bitches

11 years ago |

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dunbar4prez

http://imgur.com/7heQD4K

11 years ago |

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ragnar34

My dog is sometimes oddly hostile to strangers, not unlike the OP, and sometimes goes outside to piss naked, not unlike the OP, and eats shi

11 years ago |

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TheBioluminescence

I love this comment so much.

11 years ago |

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ConvokeMyropolist

I can confirm that my face is gross.

11 years ago |

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stillcleaning

pics or it didn't happen

11 years ago |

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SnoopDogeyDoge

It's okay guys :(

11 years ago |

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Macewindow54

mine too :(

11 years ago |

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1drumshark

take my upvote and shove up your ass

11 years ago |

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dmyers42023

You can do the same sir

11 years ago |

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FuhrerScatman

11 years ago |

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JustCallMeMrPigg

I love that slo-mo shows that sly little groping she does. Love this GIF.

11 years ago |

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pykx

11 years ago |

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pyrobob4

That owl isn't angry, or judgmental, hes just disappointed that you haven't become the man he knows you can be. You little bitch.

11 years ago |

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PitchforkSalesperson

For the last time mom - I'm A GIRL.

11 years ago |

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RealFakeDoors

That is oddly inspirational. Thank you

11 years ago |

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MrAlbs

He reminds me of Ben Franklin

11 years ago |

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Gwiggle

a baby blue whale is born weighing up to 3 tons

11 years ago |

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Blergbot

You da real MVP

11 years ago |

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TheThirstyMoose

11 years ago |

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LucyBigJugs

This should be top comm3nt!

11 years ago |

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NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX

http://zu8vC8o">http">/imgur.c">/zu8vC8o">http://imgur.com/zu8vC8o /3awPxdb http://imgur.com/Fjk9QQu

11 years ago |

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RozJC

Why has nobody turned this into an upvote (or probably downvote) gif?

11 years ago |

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LetsGoGetSomeBarbecueAndGetBusy

Is that from anger management

11 years ago |

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mildmanneredfellow

Yus

11 years ago |

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TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket

http://imgur.com/FXGrf3E

11 years ago |

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shapesandcolors

I have no idea why I liked this movie so much in high school.

11 years ago |

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JumpingBalogna

I enjoyed this movie a lot in high school to be honest, that was when I could throw pig skins over mountains. Now I can't do that anymore :(

11 years ago |

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GilgameshWulfenbach

Because it's clean humor, and we all have that awkward side to us?

11 years ago |

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DancingPanther

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU OP?!

11 years ago |

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RomeoSniper

OP plz...

11 years ago |

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cywang86

ARE YOU FKING SORRY!?!

11 years ago |

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Theflyingcactus

You were born.

11 years ago |

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zackofspades

OP! SOMEONE...SOMEWHERE HURT YOU!! IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!!!!!1111

11 years ago |

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Deadbau5andy

the owl can hear you

11 years ago |

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WeirdBurrit0

Ha in your face OP I'm using imgur in the mobile app!

11 years ago |

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cazzegiare

typical imgurian; what you should be asking is what have you ever done FOR our dear OP?

11 years ago |

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TheHashSlingingJagermanJensen

Allegedly being a loser baby bitch with a gross face and having mother with an active lifestyle.

11 years ago |

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Thomaster

Heh "active lifestyle"

11 years ago |

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Kyrsa7

+1 for active lifestyle.

11 years ago |

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ddnguyen

Uhhh, his mom for starters.

11 years ago |

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jcw0623

http://imgur.com/wo9Bf49 amirite?

11 years ago |

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BigLizardInYourBackyard

OP http://imgur.com/dHxPdqM

11 years ago |

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FrogPaste

OP http://imgur.com">OyzFrRv">http://imgur.com/OyzFrRv //wlvuo4l

11 years ago |

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RelartOfGivia

The brown one!!! Buahaha

11 years ago |

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DancingPanther

I like your username

11 years ago |

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BigLizardInYourBackyard

http://imgur.com/MGzHckR

11 years ago |

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XenomorphZZ

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/DATANGSHAN_AVAITION_MUSEUM_BEIJING_CHINA_OCT_2012_%288643131848%29.jpg

11 years ago |

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bestestfester

press F1, was this helpful

11 years ago |

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WhenTheMusicsOver

I'm so glad I've never made any ridiculously unfavorable comments on IMGUR...

11 years ago |

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[deleted]

[deleted]

11 years ago (deleted Dec 1, 2015 3:51 AM) |

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McBook

Something, something, macaroni fork

11 years ago |

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WhenTheMusicsOver

.... I was hoping it had merit as sarcasm ^ :/

11 years ago |

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yuyufan43

I'm guessing you did OP's mum.

11 years ago |

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idk332

What could they possibly puke aside from vomit,?

11 years ago |

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stillcleaning

THANK YOU idk332!!!!!!! Someone finally fuckiing said it!!

11 years ago |

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Wolfofthepast

That is okay I can live being a red panda. Being cute as fuck.

11 years ago |

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iseewhatudidthere

We're all gonna need a little after reading these.

11 years ago |

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Broklond

wat

11 years ago |

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ZOMGNO

Aloe vera. FOR SEVERE BURRRRRRRRRRNS

11 years ago |

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DrFento

Aloe can you go?

11 years ago |

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Skogmus

Igotthatreference.jpg

11 years ago |

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Zahnradfee

I didn't. :( Could you explain?

11 years ago |

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SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo

Uranium glass?

11 years ago |

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GarrettStopMotion

You have been on reddit to much hahah

11 years ago |

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SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo

I ain't never been on no reddits, just imgur me.

11 years ago |

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JeanLucPicard

Water cradle?

11 years ago |

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Packingpeanut

For those that actually are confused, it's aloe vera

11 years ago |

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stillcleaning

Oh....for the burn.....ow

11 years ago |

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ImgurCouncilOfLlamas

anybody got some aloe vera if you do bring it back stage I'll pay ya back

11 years ago |

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stillcleaning

But HOW THE FUCK IS THAT ALOW VERA? A pic of the plant or even a leaf would have been nice. Damn.

11 years ago |

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Valorien

It's a close-up (macro) shot of an aloe-vera leaf that's been cut in two different directions, so yeah, it IS hard to tell what it is.

11 years ago |

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highteck9

Ice cube?

11 years ago |

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stillcleaning

That was my first guess as well

11 years ago |

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felifelerson

Aloe? idk...

11 years ago |

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peridotstar

11 years ago |

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JustCallMeMrPigg

This makes me happy.

11 years ago |

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Giewleeyah

Jell-O shot in a leaf?

11 years ago |

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Giewleeyah

Aha!!! Now I get it. (Browse a few more pics, confused folks)

11 years ago |

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whoviantrekkie

Hey, OP:

11 years ago |

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BidoofOfDestiny

Hey, OP: http://imgur.com/lyNiiYP

11 years ago |

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bigian77

This didn't...uh...I think you're in the wrong room.

11 years ago |

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jeffyd23

Hey, OP:

11 years ago |

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whoviantrekkie

11 years ago |

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Jhondi

That took me longer to figure out than it should have.

11 years ago |

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spermdragon

OP is a bundle of sticks?

11 years ago |

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theusersub

11 years ago |

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Quest4Life

I've never seen this full part of this gif. Thank you.

11 years ago |

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HamJuice

Hey, OP:

11 years ago |

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Zaddy23

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMPSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!

11 years ago |

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TubbzMcgee

Hey, OP:

11 years ago |

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TheCornDogger

I will never not upvote this

11 years ago |

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ReptilianOverlord

Hey, OP:

11 years ago |

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YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright

That gif quality though

11 years ago |

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yak3ftw

So the Red Panda is really my spirit animal. Damn.

11 years ago |

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forbiddenpassionfruit

Right there with you buddy & i've been married for 11 years

11 years ago |

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helpnonamesareleft

Those feels. They kind of hurt.

11 years ago |

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avacado22

Puke vomit...

11 years ago |

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M0dified

I did that once.

11 years ago |

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Pawprintjj

As opposed to, you know, a Cadillac

11 years ago |

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Frooter

As opposed to vomiting puke.

11 years ago |

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chinablue

Metalocalypse's new song.

11 years ago |

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Ifellthroughthefourthwall

better than cigarette butts and whiskey

11 years ago |

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gunnexx

technically its correct and thats the best kind of correct!

11 years ago |

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THECANADIANOVERLORD69420

Ya, was about to say something about that

11 years ago |

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wolfshades

Don't really know what OP is talking about. I tend to puke kittens and rainbows.

11 years ago |

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GreatTeacherMichael

That is why I'm pro-unicorn. Pukes rainbows.

11 years ago |

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ThatShiftyMonkey

11 years ago |

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ManyOfThemManyMuchMoosen

Fun fact, I've been puked on by a vulture. TIL is because of my gross face.

11 years ago |

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CWNy

You could puke blood.

11 years ago |

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MissSpaceFace

Easy there, satan..

11 years ago |

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rudejohn

If you puke blood, isn't there vomit mixed in? Doesn't the mixture fall under the "vomit umbrella" at that point?

11 years ago |

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thornus67

Or bile.

11 years ago |

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notavampire

Brb, I need to go wee some urine.

11 years ago |

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Rezol

A verb and a noun. It's dodgy but it checks out.

11 years ago |

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ProbablyUnpopularOpinion

I love browing imgur drunk because of people like you. I'm filled up with funny joy.

11 years ago |

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samb0ne

So, puke puke?

11 years ago |

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rudejohn

I think the point is - what else would you puke other than vomit? Isn't the definition of vomit the substance that is puked.

11 years ago |

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jimicos

I heard they actually vomit puke.

11 years ago |

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aguacatedeldiablo

I heard they ralph upchuck

11 years ago |

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ThatShiftyMonkey

chuck upralph

11 years ago |

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supernaw

Poop turds

11 years ago |

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Dominian

You can puke vomit and vomit puke but you can't poop turd AND turd poop.

11 years ago |

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strongfkennedy

*strokes beard sagely*

11 years ago |

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notmicrowavesafe

OP has to specify; when OP's mother pukes it's mostly a clam chowder sort of mix of her clients' satisfaction.

11 years ago |

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mwppmarauders

[pukes vomit]

11 years ago |

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LynxTryFours

eRekt

11 years ago |

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RedReddington

http://replygif.net/i/132.gif

11 years ago |

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samobellows

"that better be that picture of aloe a few clicks back... hell yeah!" :D

11 years ago |

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MyDogJake

:D

11 years ago |

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