Aug 8, 2019 2:56 PM
TheCalvinShow
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DarkWhiteWolf
The reason they do this and sound like this is because they're actually the largest of the small cats and not the smallest of the large cats
PaulDam
I will never refer to this animal as anything other than speed kitty ever again
Smallbritguy
They look pretty, and cute, but they are absolute death machines. Talk about being lulled into a false sense of security
Shnowonlymemes
Cool doggo
DirtySnakeEyes
-right, so that hiss at the end means back off. in fact from the rest of the sounds it was making, it was already getting irritated.
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/p4L708f
hajimedj
Would pet but the body language says "gtfo" so I wouldn't
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
That is not a happy murder kitten. I think OP is finna be ded soon.
RCSpotz
mondeca
*back away* *meow* *growl* *meow* *hiss* = "I hate you, but you might have food."
fastylep
Cats that purr can't roar and vice versa, true story!
PimpinKen
Cant you hear him? "I want chicken, I want liver..."
carlinatophorse
Kitty‘s not amused!
L0StWaNdErEr
v
RicheTheBuddha
...you could just DIE!
prepeymad
That’s his at the end of the sentence.
missravey
Backing up, ears laid down, throat growling, bit of hissing, tail tucked. 1 cute meow sound. Not worth stressing kitteh, leave it alone. :'/
Exousa
Yeah, stop eating his cheetos already
IJustjackeditintoyourcereal
Boy are you right. Leave it alone.
chaChaCh4
ZeroDucksToGive
That speedy murder floof seems to be going through a whole range of emotions in 30 seconds
DigitalGuru42
Mostly, not cool.
seckzie
His inner mental life is just as speedy as his outer physical body.
dhorner8010
Meow ...lure you in ... hiss .. let u know you just fucked up and now are lunch
DeguRatface
In the fucking danger zone there.
CrunchyMashedPotatoes
Lanabear110
SyeedAli
They also purr.
MrWobblyHead
But they can't roar. If a big cat can roar is cannot purr, and if it can purr it cannot roar.
Whoa.
DarkLordCalladus
And remove flesh from bone with their tongue
CyborgScribe
I've read that. I've also seen a handler get licked a bunch and be fine.
DingleberryForrest
I always forget shit like cheetah and giraffes are real creatures. Shits crazy
blurgh
Imagine having to convince future people that giraffes and rhinos actually existed
thegrimtrigger
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this comment
PunchTornado
mechanerd
LSparkles
I love you speed kitty @cutest tag crew
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TwoStupidDogs
The ending hiss is a little spooky
The beginning growl means "I'm not cool with this situation". Very apprehensive about the whole thing.
Gantzz321
that was not a friendly sound
GnomeDeGuerre
It's also doing a "You're a bit close pal!!"-dance.
antleroid
i don't like it when house cats make that sound. it ain't much better when they're 30x bigger with teeth like steak knives.
CaptGunpowder
I had an old Makita drill that sounded a bit like that
FlawedSquad
Pun intended or not?
Unintended, I didn't even see it until you mentioned it lol
Happy to be of service! hehehe.
scooterthepolluter
Le meux.. Le purrrrrr..
PrPlump
Le fshhhhh... ?
Psephos
Meux would sound meuh which is what cows say in French ~~
pyrodice
Leper?
Lemau
You called?
mikeatike
Lemieux?
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
GodsFoot
Le tired
Then take a nap.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
I am remembering this correctly, cheetahs are the only big cats that can't roar? Or is that leopards?
ReticentCalifornianTigress
Le hisssss
jethroismaxbaer5772
No need to go to ze casbah, we can make beautiful music right here!
Skunkettes
AstroChibi
I am French and this is basically a declaration of war
Okay okay you win.
ArgonSpark
And in record time, too!
AnotherMeetingWithHR
HisDudness
This is almost exactly what my cat sounds like. And he NEVER shuts the fuck up.
GopherJen87
Boom boom boom, now let me hear you say wayoh.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Did the cheetah level up half way through the video?
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
I'm not entirely sure that isn't a yoshi soundbite.
leeardamer
"Mooom. Mom. Mom!"
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
MrBoogerPig
These creatures are so beautiful
trinabeana23
Id get hand bitten off bc I'd HAVE to pet the kitty! Headlines would read: Idiot woman tried to pet cheetah screaming "WORTH IT" afterwards
ErynGalen
Are you me?
then pleading w court to put me down instead of cheetah ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎ฅ˒˒
ch1ckensandw1ch
Judge: “what were you thinking?” You: “...that I love him”
Affray
It sounds like one of those fucking chickens.
MasterNateT
What chickens?
TacoTuesday4Me
I bet you wont call it a chicken to it's face.
CumsInPies
I'll say it from 30 meters away. Punk as bitch probably not even that fast.
Boy have I got news for you....
1)I'd give it a shot. I'm at least fifty pounds heavier and from what I've gathered they're pretty non confrontational toward humans.
2)They like to fuck small things up at high speeds, not go toe to toe in a fight with something bigger.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
They also like to jump on the back of bigger things and sink their teeth into necks until they break.
DarkWhiteWolf
The reason they do this and sound like this is because they're actually the largest of the small cats and not the smallest of the large cats
PaulDam
I will never refer to this animal as anything other than speed kitty ever again
Smallbritguy
They look pretty, and cute, but they are absolute death machines. Talk about being lulled into a false sense of security
Shnowonlymemes
Cool doggo
DirtySnakeEyes
-right, so that hiss at the end means back off. in fact from the rest of the sounds it was making, it was already getting irritated.
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/p4L708f
hajimedj
Would pet but the body language says "gtfo" so I wouldn't
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
That is not a happy murder kitten. I think OP is finna be ded soon.
RCSpotz
mondeca
*back away* *meow* *growl* *meow* *hiss* = "I hate you, but you might have food."
fastylep
Cats that purr can't roar and vice versa, true story!
PimpinKen
Cant you hear him? "I want chicken, I want liver..."
carlinatophorse
Kitty‘s not amused!
L0StWaNdErEr
RicheTheBuddha
...you could just DIE!
prepeymad
That’s his at the end of the sentence.
missravey
Backing up, ears laid down, throat growling, bit of hissing, tail tucked. 1 cute meow sound. Not worth stressing kitteh, leave it alone. :'/
Exousa
Yeah, stop eating his cheetos already
IJustjackeditintoyourcereal
Boy are you right. Leave it alone.
chaChaCh4
ZeroDucksToGive
That speedy murder floof seems to be going through a whole range of emotions in 30 seconds
DigitalGuru42
Mostly, not cool.
seckzie
His inner mental life is just as speedy as his outer physical body.
dhorner8010
Meow ...lure you in ... hiss .. let u know you just fucked up and now are lunch
DeguRatface
In the fucking danger zone there.
CrunchyMashedPotatoes
Lanabear110
SyeedAli
They also purr.
MrWobblyHead
But they can't roar. If a big cat can roar is cannot purr, and if it can purr it cannot roar.
SyeedAli
Whoa.
DarkLordCalladus
And remove flesh from bone with their tongue
CyborgScribe
I've read that. I've also seen a handler get licked a bunch and be fine.
DingleberryForrest
I always forget shit like cheetah and giraffes are real creatures. Shits crazy
blurgh
Imagine having to convince future people that giraffes and rhinos actually existed
thegrimtrigger
I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this comment
PunchTornado
mechanerd
LSparkles
I love you speed kitty @cutest tag crew
LSparkles
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TwoStupidDogs
The ending hiss is a little spooky
DigitalGuru42
The beginning growl means "I'm not cool with this situation". Very apprehensive about the whole thing.
Gantzz321
that was not a friendly sound
GnomeDeGuerre
It's also doing a "You're a bit close pal!!"-dance.
antleroid
i don't like it when house cats make that sound. it ain't much better when they're 30x bigger with teeth like steak knives.
CaptGunpowder
I had an old Makita drill that sounded a bit like that
FlawedSquad
Pun intended or not?
CaptGunpowder
Unintended, I didn't even see it until you mentioned it lol
FlawedSquad
Happy to be of service! hehehe.
scooterthepolluter
Le meux.. Le purrrrrr..
PrPlump
Le fshhhhh... ?
Psephos
Meux would sound meuh which is what cows say in French ~~
pyrodice
Leper?
Lemau
You called?
mikeatike
Lemieux?
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
GodsFoot
Le tired
mikeatike
Then take a nap.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
I am remembering this correctly, cheetahs are the only big cats that can't roar? Or is that leopards?
ReticentCalifornianTigress
Le hisssss
jethroismaxbaer5772
No need to go to ze casbah, we can make beautiful music right here!
Skunkettes
AstroChibi
I am French and this is basically a declaration of war
AstroChibi
Okay okay you win.
ArgonSpark
And in record time, too!
AnotherMeetingWithHR
HisDudness
This is almost exactly what my cat sounds like. And he NEVER shuts the fuck up.
GopherJen87
Boom boom boom, now let me hear you say wayoh.
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Did the cheetah level up half way through the video?
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt
I'm not entirely sure that isn't a yoshi soundbite.
leeardamer
"Mooom. Mom. Mom!"
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
MrBoogerPig
These creatures are so beautiful
trinabeana23
Id get hand bitten off bc I'd HAVE to pet the kitty! Headlines would read: Idiot woman tried to pet cheetah screaming "WORTH IT" afterwards
ErynGalen
Are you me?
trinabeana23
then pleading w court to put me down instead of cheetah ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄₎ฅ˒˒
ch1ckensandw1ch
Judge: “what were you thinking?” You: “...that I love him”
trinabeana23
Affray
It sounds like one of those fucking chickens.
MasterNateT
What chickens?
TacoTuesday4Me
I bet you wont call it a chicken to it's face.
CumsInPies
I'll say it from 30 meters away. Punk as bitch probably not even that fast.
Affray
Boy have I got news for you....
Affray
1)I'd give it a shot. I'm at least fifty pounds heavier and from what I've gathered they're pretty non confrontational toward humans.
Affray
2)They like to fuck small things up at high speeds, not go toe to toe in a fight with something bigger.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
They also like to jump on the back of bigger things and sink their teeth into necks until they break.