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cmererightmeow
This is exactly how I was gotten
RooplePooples
Chapter 3 talks about 2 in the pink, one in the stink
d0o0o0d
Chapter 5 talks about The Minivan™.
GinjerbreadMan
This kid has it down to a science
CheeseborgarSoop
It's simple math. (Pussy+Time)^income2
prattleassassin
ask about vikings
dahlitheweiner
Finally! Now I know. No more single John here ladies!
DannyHawkins187
I need this book, but I'm 31...gay...and married.
Synt3xf
Sounds about right
NeneJPhilly
Awww!
autopia
"Toys"
10GigabitCheese
There is two types of people in the world
IWishIHadASoul
MacDaddySmitt
"Play"
Sofisnerdingout
No! Give me action figures!
bigal3107
"..from out of the mouth of babes.."
Cptmike
True wisdom knows no age.
TheeKingsWit
@perfectres I didn't know you wrote a book!
perfectres
Flowers and toys.
TheeKingsWit
"toys"
sosume
That there is wisdom that will serve him well even into his adult life. Just as true at seven as it is at seventy.
drdildamesh
"Give her flowers and toys." *sigh* Just once, I'd like to be the one getting flowers and toys.
wantednokes
Scholastic published this? Did Make-A-Wish help?
ImLuchidorable
That's good advice that
0x1CEB00DA
Zealand jewler told me otherwise: "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find her, One Ring to bring her home and in the darkness bind her"
Notthedroidyoumaybelookedfor
And pull your pants up
ROBOTvsMAN
HOW TO FIND A GIRL THAT'S ACTUALLY CUTE: Follow the steps in this book. Once you have a girlfriend you will be drowning in women.
TurtIeproof
That last one becomes especially important later in life when you do adult things with your girlfriend.
WingManH
- By James, age 37.
Busybuddha8769121
Awesome
LLcoolJakeWasTaken
Underrated joke right here.
Bruhbeans
PhD
horalecabron
Lololololol
fiigments
Beautiful. Truly.
LordOsiris
Someone set a bad example that it's a one sided affair where you have to give gifts in return for affection.
QuintinParry
It does not say she will not reciprocate. This is things that you do, not the guide to healthy relationship.
Nateb4444
Don't be that guy
mycheekshurtfromsmiling
Don't be that guy
HatsAreEssential
Gift giving is one of the five love languages. If its your main one, giving/getting is more meaningful than going on a date.
Sheldonian
This kid is going places, that last tip is tge kind of stuff no one talks about but yet it's important 1/
Phischstaebchen
especially if it comes to gspot-stuff.... while you know.... bad....
ButMetal
Keep unscented sensitive skin wipes in you restroom.
tyr888
My friend ended up leaving a date that he was enjoying because he had to use the toilet really bad. She never answered the text 1/2
tyr888
Explaining the undisclosed reason for the sudden exit. 2/2
dagudside
Gonna guess it wasn't just pee?
tyr888
I never asked my friend about that
Sublethal
Why the fuck didn't he just say he needs to go to toilet quick. If girl isn't ok with that she's not worth the trouble
Sheldonian
Like watching what you eat on the firsts dates before or during the date
vidmagnuson
How much cheese is too much cheese on a first date?
Hoever123
Yes
amop
vidmagnuson
He looks like a full on rapist.
MrJambalaya
Any amount of cheese is too much.
SonderingStrike
But LASAGA
Ten10868
Any amount of cheese isn't enough.
gabtie03
She doesn't want a golden shower, so make sure you or before it is play time.
Kiore
Haha my current partner needs that last tip
AddNapalm
Thought his pants were around the ankles in the first one
yoimafireman
Can I order a copy plz
InternetExplorer2001
Keep loose cereal in your pocket to feed girls.
SonderingStrike
Don't mix it with pocket sand
Vermifuge
CHESTER!!!!!!! I haven't seen a Sifl & Olly fan in years :O
InternetExplorer2001
SAME! Have +10!
Vermifuge
You are Crescent Fresh™
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i want you to have all of my upvotes
imnotreallysurewhattoputasausernametheyrequiteabigdealarentthey
i keep clicking but it doesnt give you more