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Jul 6, 2016 1:36 PM
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Carryonmywesterosson
God told me it's so hot cuz of the gays *prays in Mississippian
ImHungers
90 degrees is absurdly hot *stares in british*
SnappyCamper
It's almost boiling. [STARES IN CENTIGRADE]
bouron
I'll be your huckleberry.
flufferbutter3141
Welcome to Indiana, where the forecasts can be made up and still be accurate. Let's have rain, sunshine, and a tornado warning in that order
Akirabs10
Greeting from the future, turns out you can deal with the heat...but man do you suck at the cold bit
SlagathorDeb
I, too, am staring in Texan.
katuk20
Yeah…duh. It's nearly boiling. Hot enough to brew tea.
TotallyNotIdiotic
90 degrees is lethal to humans *stares in English*
andrewwilkin1972
Lol it was 113 here in Perth yesterday
geiokami
As a Texan can confirm. It was 106F yesterday....
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Its 105F in Southern Ontario right now with 55% Humidity, it does get hot up here. Don't believe the propaganda of relaxing cold weather.
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
MrtheOffender
I stand corrected Wyatt.... i need more Tombstone reaction gifs
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
MrtheOffender
uh... http://imgur.com/AALvh5j
Mfninja
Lol no. No it doesn't. I've lived in Texas all my life and I'm still not used to Texas mid July summer heat. Lol
HodorFirstOfHisName
Same dude. Walking to class from the parking lot leaves me fucking drenched in sweat.
technicalfool
Try 90 degrees and near-100% humidity. *stares in British. Sweatily.*
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Currently 92 and climbing, IV index 11, forecast high in town 105, out on the well pad it's closer to 116.
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
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lolatmyfail
80% humidity and 90F, stares in minnesnowta
Melanisia
90% humidity and 102F, Stares in MIssourian.
asa1967
[Laughs In Floridian]
Melanisia
I didn't know my daughter hair curled naturally until we went to Disney World.
TheGreatLemonWheel
If you focus, you can hear people laughing in Arizona.
justahumanbeing
*Stares in Floridian. Your weather 106 degrees is nothing compared to 90 here with our humidity. Your 80 degrees was chilly to me
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
Arizona is where we send Texans that don't behave.
malachitedragon
The sun is like 3 feet away from the sky in Arizona. HI HELLO I AM THE SUN WHAT IS YOUR NAME
theycallmetatersalat
I think you mean sizzling not laughing
DJThuglifeSupreme
And then there's Australia
206to602
I got new tires and left my car outside over the weekend. Came back to partially melted patch on all 4...
ganondan
Thank you! As a Texan: Not all western films occur in Texas! Tombstone takes place in...TOMBSTONE, AZ. -What you meant right? :)
sunnydelinquent
As a person in Arizona, low 100s is a blessing in July.
WorkSnakes
This July has been a blessing. June was somehow our 110+ month.
pooppaste
In south Texas it was 111 yesterday and almost 80% humidity
jeips
Yeah, that humidity thing sucks. I'll take 120 dry heat over 100 with humidity
Artyom21
Laughs Maniacally in Australian
MadeOfSteel
As someone who loves the weather in the Northwest, 75 degrees is too hot. Bring on the rain!
IronicUsername
90s and super humid is worse than 100 and dry, though.
madamvastra
Yep. I moved from south-central TX to WI, froze all winter, then cooked in the humid heat all summer.
thunder2132
Yep, 89 with 95% humidity recently in Michigan, I was more comfortable at 110 in the desert.
TarderSauce
As a missourian.. Can confirm
madamvastra
I loved living in the Missouri Ozarks. It was like fairyland in the spring. But summer felt like breathing hot soup rather than air.
pcardinal42
Texan living in Arizona who has been deployed to Kuwait and Qatar. Nothing is like 130° with 80% humidity
grayed
I was going to try to complain about 109-113 but you win forever
Rheios
Please we don't turn on our air in Vegas to save money. 92-95 inside is my norm.
Munkf1sh
35 degrees is so cold *stares in yankee*
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
Shit, I'm down to cookout as soon as it hits 40. *Lol in Chicagoan*
Brimswell32
85 degrees is too hot let alone 90 I'd be dead *stares in Minnesotan*
madamvastra
During my lifetime, my Texas town has a record high of 115F/46C and a record low of 1F/-17C. It's just not that cold very often. Thank God.
TrustMeImABassist
Celsius is so difficult *stares in human language*
Mycologics
In Europe, 35 degrees is fucking hot.
arrbos
ditto canada
Brad2217
Whatchu talking about. As a Texan 60 degrees is cold.
brothertaddeus
I'm pretty sure water freezes at 45 degrees Fahrenheit, in Texas.
RooplePooples
135 degrees is hot *stares in demon*
UnsavoryCommenter
Our next civil war should start in the winter
Melanisia
It'd be like Napoleon invading Russia all over again. All we'd have to do is not clear the roads for awhile.
jawood2005
We'd just build a wall. Those work, right?
UnsavoryCommenter
lol they only got the one snow plow down there...
purpleader
Gets both *stares in Virginian while bitching year round and dealing with stupid dc traffic*
TerryCruise
Texas doesn't have our humidity.
terrorfromthedeep
100% humidity happens all the time in Houston. It's literally built on a swamp.
paperTowelsForToiletPaper
That humidity is hell then it gets cold as fuck and dry.
dirtehscandi
What a beautiful 85°, 90% humidity, 0 wind day we're having fellow Virginian, time to face the Mad Max traffic on 64 or 95!
purpleader
SHINY AND CHROME Y'ALL
PrivateSectorSexPenguin
Virginia drivers are the fucking worst, going the same speed as the car next to you so no one can pass while doing 10mph under the limit
AWolfWithShades
Is it illegal to do the ol' strobe light the fuck out of them with my high beams?
NotReallyAzul
I don't think there's any law against high beaming people, it's just bad form.
AWolfWithShades
"Fuck you!" but they're all wrong. That's what holding down the horn is for. (2)
AWolfWithShades
I don't know. Down here it's how you ask people to let you by in the far left, up north people act like it's a way of saying (1)
OliverKlosof
80% humidity is too sticky. *stares in Floridian
FilthyRedmond
I'm so sorry
MnemonicMonkeys
*Stares in Ohioan
aleister94
Iowan here to add to the stare
classybroad
I mean, you guys are the only ones with a right to bitch.
RedneckAvengers
I like this weather *Stares in Floridian*
DoesThisKeyboardWork
Iowa gets 100% humidity in the 90's & then gets wind chills -40-60 degrees below zero in the winter. It's nice for about a month in the fall
Melanisia
I'm from Missouri. We easily get temps over 100 with 99% humidity. I know for a fact you had temps over 110 last summer.
GeraldsNinjaStar
100% humidity is rain.
DoesThisKeyboardWork
Incorrect
Graylox
I remember winter too, -Arizonan
Graylox
But I can't seem to remember I'm on random...
FuckYouMeme
I don't know how hot 90 degrees is *stares in Canadian*
cheekyturtle
As a Canadian I can confirm
FallenTurtles
It's super easy to convert *stares in Googlian*
vampirehedgehog
A cold sauna *stares in Finnish*
IAmThePermabannedAccountOfMyNameIsMrTorgue
90 degrees is close to boiling temperature in canadian
CdnDecoy
10 degrees short of the boiling point of water *blinks in Canadian*
jimwormmaster
That's 90 degrees C. They mean 90 degrees Murrican. Which is a bit under body temp (98.6F)
CdnDecoy
You mean 90 degrees Freedom, right?
jimwormmaster
Yep, I refer to it as Freedom Units.
TrustMeImABassist
90 degrees is a corner.
morphire
It's just right.
TrustMeImABassist
High degree of puns here. You're very acute.
ZnozWoodlands
ArchimedesDiabetes
You're a corner.
TrustMeImABassist
LOOOL ROASTED BURNED HAXXOR 420 DORITOS MOUNTAIN DEW KILL CAM
ArchimedesDiabetes
TrustMeImABassist
I love this gif more than I love some of my blood relatives.
CombatWeevil
It's like 28 C ish. Which with humidity is admittedly pretty hot.
compbuilder
90 is a little over 32 C.
RyeInACan
humidity is evil. You can't sweat properly with high humidity in high temperatures. Trust me. I went to Tuccuman, Argentina, and it was a /2
RyeInACan
living hell. I was required to wear a suit the whole time. actually went through "heat exhaustion". look er up. it's nasty/
RyeInACan
problem is, prolonged heat exhaustion led to intestinal and digestive orgen failure. love what my church put me through.
MexiTaco
dry or humid, no it's not... above 35 C it is, below -meh-
MostValuableDickbutt
*Australians laughing in the distance*
AussieBacon
*Laughs in Australian*
StormRodas
Little late, but in Las Vegas, Nevada, its around 48 C normally, and 120 F for other Americans.
morphire
Yeah but Texas is a drier heat.
sillyvampire14
We get ~90° heat in the midwest, but it is combined with 90% humidity some days. Fucking sucks
Chaoslost
What part of Texas are you in?! I'd love to not live in the humid equivalent of Satan's nutsack...
madamvastra
There are a ton of climates in Texas. Far East Texas borders Louisiana, so it's got the swamps and ALL the humidity.
ElloTherePoppet
I'm in houston, the humidity here is what sucks. It's too high.
keoohomie
Not everywhere...
moarbid
No but it's drier than Canada. Here when it's that hot your are fucking melting. Its different
morphire
Yeah in Ottawa it's been roasting lately, and humid as fuck to boot. Decent winds though, at least.
morphire
Admittedly my knowledge of Texas involves deserts and lots of beige. Seriously - Dallas, at least, loves their sandstone colors.
SamuraiBatgirl
It was 103°F yesterday, so closer to 39°C.
SamuraiBatgirl
Closer yesterday I mean. Hurr durr. IT'S HOT AS FUCK.
RadioactiveCanuck
as a Canadian, I originally thought the post meant 90 degrees C, and I just thought "Is that why Texans seem hot headed all the time?"
SamuraiBatgirl
I don't know many hot heads in Texas. I do know a few from other states, though. So I guess we have about the same number. =P
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
.3 inches of snow!? SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN!! *stares in yooper*
InconspicuousCapybara
It's cause we're not used to it / don't usually have roadway equipment because it doesn't happen enough to be cost feasible.
Melanisia
Where as in Missouri.... Four feet of snow? Welp, they put chains on the bus, you're going to school.
InconspicuousCapybara
The places like I'm from in centralish Arkansas where we usually don't get a ton of snow. Plus our district has a bus slip so they 1/2
InconspicuousCapybara
Are super quick to shut down
Melanisia
Exactly. In north Missouri, we have equipment on hand.
madamvastra
Yeah, I've lived in both TX & WI. It's a difference in experience, but also in resources. No salt, no snowplows, etc.
madamvastra
Warmer places are often more prone to dangerous road ice, too, b/c the snow keeps melting & refreezing.
IVILegionIVI
Plus you really don't want to share the road with the boneheads who think their trucks are good winter vehicles.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
That usually happens all year round where I am. They all drive Compensators.