idontevenknowwhatiamdoinghere
252117
8266
85
Feb 16, 2014 12:05 PM
idontevenknowwhatiamdoinghere
252117
8266
85
1nvad3r5mu57d13
well done OP
UndulatingTerrain
Finns are apparently Brits.
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
I just imagined Martin Freeman doing all of these.
peniscoladas
I suppose I should move to the UK now. Evidently, my people are there.
LiterallyADinosaur
This can be applied to any first-world country, really.
focalmatter
The English: The Original Socially Awkward Penguins
kittycatcharm
Everyone at my job asks "How are you?" as they're walking past in the opposite direction.
thecompanion
Canadians are quite similar
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
In America, if you take the last of the something in a bag, you are either considered polite, rude, or a banker depending on your hesitance.
saturnjosh
These are all things I do and feel
JoggingWithForks
TIL I'm British. Live in Sweden. Guess I have no other choise than to move.
elliedoodles
I almost want to see two people arguing to the death now...
volumedpython
#JustImgurianThings
toopure
I'm not British and all of these apply to me.
raspberrykoala
As an overly polite Canadian, a lot of stuff is making sense now...
ritacl
TIL I'm British.
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
Especially the shop one. For some reason I feel bad if I just walk in and leave.
agumonkey
Me too except for that last biscuit...
aintnoid
came here to say that
lesbianyellowsourfruit
took the types right out of my fingers
MillenniumFalcon
Me too! When can I get my passport?
BeardKhan
Except for the Tea. I suck at it
fullyerecthandpenis
Oh god this is me too much... I can't stand people sitting next to me.
aldieb
Me too! Me too! I wonder if this is a solid enough base to apply for citizenship.
agumonkey
Me too except for that last biscuit...
KroniK907
Literally everything on this list applies to me, except the biscuit one... We don't have those in America
ShuttrbuggnDewfiend
We do have those.. those are cookies. We also have biscuits.
toxicoverride
Yes, we have.
IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
How I make my tea:
peridotstar
it took me way too long to get that--i clicked on the image to see if they were making tea "but it looks like a bad time for..ohhhh :D" lol
DanBakitus
U WOT CHAP
thiswasalwaysgoingtobeamistake
'EY UP MATE!
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
SWARE ON ME GUV
geonerd
Spiffing.
TheWolf277
#JustBritishThings
Bathman
These are accurate, even though i'm Finn. Except this tea thing.
Shoura
Another Finn, and the tea matches. Except I don't ruin a good cup with MILK.
demonpuppeh
Seriously though. Who adds milk to tea? Im American, southern at that, but good god. MILK?! WHAT THE HELL
Solkanarmy
being able to use 'fair enough' as a response for virtually anything
thiswasalwaysgoingtobeamistake
Or as my Dad would say, "there once was a fairy called Nuff, what was his name? Fairy Nuff!"
sheel303
aaand guilty
tuxedos
I use "gotcha"
stokedgoat
I thought that was just us Australians! I'm very glad it's not.
Sandpanda
My old boss was British and said that all the time
WetBoxOfLemons
Sat here saying "well done" at my laptop in many different ways, pretty sure the people staring at me think I'm clinically insane.
totalnerduk
Well done.
NakedBears
SuperDramaticFusion
American Method of making Tea:
SomeoneHasBlundered
LET's PARTY!
ebillightbulb
This made me laugh so hard and now my British friend hates you.
SuperDramaticFusion
HAHAHAHAHA! In regards to your friend:
idontevenknowwhatiamdoinghere
Tweets found here https://twitter.com/SoVeryBritish
CaptainB00th
My Favourite - 'Still searching for a Christmas sandwich that doesn't taste like cold sadness' so true...
Chubbach
you replace the word queue with line, and everything seems pretty universal
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I'm choking. Send help, if it's not too much of a bother.
noonerspisms
I like how they have related backgrounds, very nice work OP
tobascodagama
Absolutely one of my favourite Twitter accounts. A++ would offer tea to.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
https://twitter.com/horse_ebooks
NatiLite
Well done
Esthus
Great work, good job, nice thinking, smart move.
SomethingIsRottenInTheUrlOfImgur
Listen here, you sarcastic little shit ...
teaandbutterbeer
"Ahh...well done, Draco, well done."
draicus
Still looking around the wrong shop. Send help.
raxacoricofallapatoriansrock
But I love a little shop!
acme64
I walked into a Victoria Secret once because i was texting and not looking... I just looked up and froze. I'm not sure for how long
GuantanamoBae
Buy socks or a power drill.
heysniz
Both. Then wink at the cashier.
acuriousfish
oh god I do this all the time, I've found myself picking up the strangest thing as if to show I have a purpose
BeansAndFunkle
Hour 5... The manager is here and keeps glancing over with a concerned look. Drastic escape measures may be required.
DoTheseProtonsMakeMyMassLookBig
I'm not kidding, this happened to me last week. Thought I was entering a snowboard shop. Turns out it was a woman's clothing store....
DoTheseProtonsMakeMyMassLookBig
After the girl who worked there ran through her whole "what's on sale spiel" I just awkwardly looked around, turned and walked out
AssamLaksa
Pretend to pick up a call and just walk straight out.
dearintheheadlights
I've actually done this before haha
Necropants
Me too..
Classtoise
And be the rude person on the phone in the shop!? I'd rather be publicly praised.
AssamLaksa
That's why you pretend you're on a hurry and walk quickly outside.
aeolk
Then it feels like they think you're shoplifting
bittenkitten813
Look at your phone and hastily exit as if an emergency has come to your attention
Rhinosaurous
The only way out is through the... PERFUME DEPARTMENT.
celticgamer
LEEDLELEEEDLELEEDLEEEEEE
ButterfaceTaintClown
6 priests lost in a lingerie department! It's a scandal waiting to happen... Ok everyone, as long as we don't panic...
potn00dle
As a British person I can confirm these are all true and I am all of these things
HackerJacker
second that.
ToranagaTheShogun
As a German I learned today I'm actually a British person (except for the tea, I don't understand this, sorry)
Nyther53
You're also apparantly Canadian.
WanderingBlueWanderlust
Well done.
imadogperson
Let the Scotish do what they want, you bloody bastards!
aldieb
As a non-British person I can confirm these, too. Can I be British now please?
BadaDumTss
Canadian problems too! Oh wait…
mechantloup
Although I grew up in Quebec, so I'm kind of scratching my head as to how this happened.....
WhereLBJsNutsHang
I'm apparently a displaced American
HughLaurie
Hey what do you guys call these? http://www.lexifab.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/biscuit.jpg
HackerJacker
A scone, possibly a cheesy one as most have raisins.
potn00dle
That my friend is a scone
IAmJacksDoubt
Whats up with the biscuit one?
baneofthewalrus
i once introduced my Chinese national friend to my British friend and they argued(very politely) about how to make tea for THREE HOURS
tzen003
As an Englishman: Sounds about right!
baneofthewalrus
that shit was hilarious. my Chinese friend was for in-the-cup loose leaf. my British friend thought that was uncivilized.
Konoton
How do you take YOUR tea?
cocainebubbles
warm the mug let the tea bag steep for 3 minutes no milk no sugar
tzen003
Teabag?! Get thisen a teapot!
smuemoo
Very little milk and two sugars. I'm not much of a tea drinker :/.
WeUsedToRuleTheWorldYouKnow
Properly.
Konoton
Really? Then how do you prepare it?
thebrownknightrises
Properly.
Konoton
May your every biscuit breaks off in your teacup.
potn00dle
Milk no sugar, please and thanks.
Konoton
Yeah, that's pretty British. I like mine hot and sweet, with a tiny bit of milk, not cream.
virusgrey
I read your comment, downvoted you, then realised that's exactly how I take my tea, came back and upvoted you. Sincerest apologies.
RandomKnowledgeNugget
I do believe it depends on the tea mate
[deleted]
[deleted]
MollyBloomsDeadDreams
True for black tea But green tea with milk is disgusting.
JenWontShutUp
That walking one though. I do this all the time. And you're just like, wow, I guess I am going to have to jog now.
WhiteSlate
I always find myself walking just behind people at the same pace so I'm forced to overtake so not to appear a stalker/murder.
artistunknown
I always feel bad when it's really old people. I don't want to rub my ability to speed walk my way out of awkward situations in their faces
mheurtevent1
This is my life now
Achillese10
You perfect bastard, I was going for this. +1
getinthevanihazcandy
WHERE IS THE GIF
dammitdan
This is when I turn into a random store to catch my breath. but then I have to shop around a bit so as not to look daft.
daxx0r
You have british problems, whilst I have american ones. I also have to keep up the pace but it's because I can't allow someone to outwalk me
PastaIsLife
I always let people pass me cause I'm always paranoid that they'll think I'm a stalker
AmbiguouslyPunny
Can we not use though though?
bitingmarine
You may be awkward, but at least you'll be in shape.
droomph
buff awkward
JenWontShutUp
bawkward.
LetsSeeHowThisGoes
or slowing down and staying behind them
immagonnatickleyourpicklesooooogooooood
I pretend to tie my lace. If I don't have laces then I stop to look in my bag for the something that never was.
mysilentreverie
Your comment made me laugh very loudly during family lunch. +1
MoonyWormtailPadfootProngs
I accidentally hit the wrong button on a treadmill the other day. I didn't want to run but I didn't have a choice at that point.
SarcasticBritishPerson
I'm the asshole who speeds up just as someone is beginning the overtake. Let's see you match my stride when I'm 6ft 4.
TheWolf277
And this happens mainly when it rains and your shoes easily absorbe water.
notasrelevant
I hate when it feels like you can comfortably pass but when you get closer, it feels like they've drifted so that you can't pass comfortably
pinejap
I'm the one you're always overtaking. Slow down once in a while and share the journey..!
Solkanarmy
I overtake everyone whilst walking unless they're running or on a vehicle of some kind
stillcleaning
+1 for correct use of 'whilst' ;-)
TheWolf277
I overtake everyone inside a bus. Does this count?
Solkanarmy
walk a mile in my shoes and we'll see
Konoton
I swear I'm not going to rape you ma'am, I'm just trying to make the bus. Yes, excuse me, I'm sorry.
waynebradybitch
"And I just started runnin'"
MegaDeuce
This is how jogging was fucking *invented*
marximusprime
"Don't worry, I'm not a rapist, I'm just a fast walker!"
celticvenom
Or you could pull a me and not give a single fuck about anything ever