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To all the people who share these kinda motivational "take me as I am" pics...
"It all depends on you." What about YOU? Have you no sense of responsibility in a relationship? It's normal to have a temperament you know. Everybody has feelings. And who wants a loyal soldier? I know I want love and respect. But I know it's my own god damn job to make sure that my loved ones respects me as much as I respect them. With kindness. It's all about love with respect towards one another.
Now. If I turn the tables...
Is this okay?
Or just creepy and sinister like all the fudge in the world...?
Would you think it's charming and quirky if men started making and sharing pictures like these? Or just wrong and ill tempered? Cause' I can promise you. That is how most men look at your cute little "monstervational posters".
Now, I ask you. If your partner suddenly one day managed to hurt you, or step on your feelings, in any way. What is the right response?
"Fuck you! Eat shit and die! Don't even fucking look at me! I'll rip your ugly face off!"
or...
"Why did you do that...? Is something wrong? Do you need to talk about something? I'm here for you, always, and I listen."
True love elevates above it's own hurt. And it reasons. Through understanding you will find what you're looking for. Not anger and resentment.
My lovely cat, Tigger! (cat tax)
ThatHoOverThere
http://imgur.com/bYBf13m
MadeInsane
I thought we just used this
for people that post crap like that?
PetrolJunk
Basically every profile on a dating site
SpiderEyes
Because people like to brag about being badasses until the shit hits the fan and they break down. That and they think they're more important
thinkplaid
I read loyal as a spider; then spent ten minutes looking for the deeper meaning...
theNevets
Is this facebook?
infrazab
Works for both gender equally
DeepwaterJew
This is just that Marilyn Monroe quote bullshit. Instant red flag.
saraddictive
It's reactionary and a way to not take responsibility for your actions. Your mate's mood should not change who you are.
ektesimon
Your cats nose looks like a man with a very majestic white beard and crazy eyebrows.
IAmGoingToCatchYouAndStarveYouAndForcefeedYouWithYourOwnFlesh
If you can't eat pinecones out mah a-bomb, then you not ready to meet my wife.
uitSCHOT
same with the "I'll follow you everywhere" bullshit, don't fucking follow me, join me and let's make decisions together!!
Takeeon
Lol. I know the girl in that first picture. She's cute, but a total twit
ModernVoodooApostasy
Really attractive people -- male and female -- often get away with selfish behavior. This will not change.
onecupshort
My Facebook is covered in this type of crap.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Time to clean out the friends list?
onecupshort
That's a bit hard when it's mostly in-laws. :/ I did delete the app off my phone.
Legdig
I wouldn't give these people the time of day.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Was planning to downvoting, then read the rest. +1 Vindictiveness has no place in modern society.
gabberz1996
This is worse than the original picture
cookseancook
+10 for "monstervational"
Sparkmane01
Should have posted the text on the cat, too
redhairandglitter
Thank u so much for saying that. It made my day. I'm tired of seeing this nonsense everywhere. U put it perfectly.
realbrickwall
schtick
Love it! xD
danishjuggler21
One of the problems with social media is that idiots can fall into the trap of thinking they're philosophers.
kkillertofu
This sounds more like late teens-early 20's to me. This is no different than "I'm brutally honest," which is code for "I am an asshole."
onemilliondollars
"Mean as fuck" isnt really a description though. How is a fuck mean. Obviously candy is sweet. Gah this stupid shit.
gripsniffer
I have wondered why being an ass ha become acceptable. I treat people how I want to be treated. If you are rude I stay away.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Everyone should be able to be an ass, just as everyone should be able to comment on the behaviour
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Everyone should be able to be an ass, just as everyone should be able to comment on the behaviour
lornabird
I got downvoted for giving this same advice. People want to do what they want but also want other people to treat them nicely.
WEAREGRID
It's almost like, and follow me here, communication is key.
willvasco
WHAT'D YOU SAY I CAN'T HEAR YOU
WEAREGRID
COMM-UN-I-ah fuck it.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
True love is unconditional, and it takes a strong person to commit to it. The ACTUAL unconditional part takes a lifetime to master.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Even true love has it's limits.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
True. Cheating destroys the bonds of almost every love that a person is capable of having. Even Christ condones divorce in that case.
CrusherOfCities
I mean, there are probably SOME conditions. Not taking everything I own and running away to Mexico with your lover, Manuel, might be one.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Well, there's a "no cheating" clause, even in Biblically defined marriage. If it's mutual unconditional love, cheating is nearly impossible.
Shinycapn
I don't think romantic love should be unconditional. You can want the best for someone without putting up with their unhealthy shit forever
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
"Unconditional love" is a promise made at a wedding. It's deeper than "romantic" love, and it's definitely different from "in love."
Carlox
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best." - George Washington
therealgrennhald
Ha ha! If someone expects others "to just put up with them" when they're at their worst, they can just fuck right off :)
Boredman
"If you can't handle me at my best, Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit' nigga" -Benjamin Franklin
InfiniteSynapse
"I handled you at your worst. Now I don't want you anymore." - some guy on internet
hepcat10
Yeah, but your worst is really really bad, and your best is just ok. Bye.
MileHighLivin
" 'If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best." - George Washington" - Bill Nye quoting George Washington
onemilliondollars
If you dont want me at my doodliest, you cant handle me at my toodliest. -mr. Skeltal
jsd3306
I feel like that was Abraham Lincoln
GODofHUNGER
I thought that was a quote from Jesus. No?
koopaya
Jesus was known for saying "Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man, I showed him all the things that he didn't understand, whoa"
SquidJesus
Well now you're all just making shit up.
Notacoolgirl
All those single moms on facebook are bitter about their baby daddies leaving them
RagingTitties
This is so true, I never even noticed! Almost all of the people that share these on my fb are single moms.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Your username intrigues me
RagingTitties
As does yours o.o
lovetorun
Can confirm: all my single mom friends post these like a drug habit. ..but I have found some of the single men just as bad with
Notacoolgirl
Yeah I bet, those "tell you how I am" posts are a bit much on facebook
lovetorun
the woman hating/ bashing bullshit as well.
lovetorun
https://www.facebook.com/Jeffscrazyshit/photos/a.302775859765086.68974.302772516432087/1106371009405563/?type=3&theater
Notacoolgirl
schtick
That's.... just sad. wtf.
lovetorun
That's just one of many I've currently got on my pg from a butt hurt male who just lost his gf.
Notacoolgirl
lovetorun
Oh shit lol I just saw that one yesterday from the same guy!
Notacoolgirl