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Eager to take advantage of a cold snap, Ryan Peterson laced up his skates on a recent lunch break. Gliding across Lake of the Woods in northern Ontario, Peterson spotted a trio of white tail deer, hopelessly splayed on the ice.
“If they’re upright, they can kick you,” Peterson said. “[But] once they’re down on the ice, their legs are flat out and they can’t lift them.”
The deer seemed exhausted, and Peterson realized they were unlikely to make it back to shore – and that, stranded on the ice, they would have made easy prey for wolves.
“I figured I’d go back and eat lunch and grab some rope,” he said, “I gave them about an hour or so. They were still in the same place, when I came back … and that’s when I pulled them into shore.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8cNbJc8vRY
He approached the mother first, looping the cord around her neck. Despite a mild struggle, she wasn’t in a position to bolt.
Soon, the pair were off, the doe bewilderedly skidding along the ice towards shore.
Peterson returned for the two fawns, looping the cord around both their necks, and pulling the pair towards shore.
When they reached the rocky outcropping where their mother was waiting, it took a few prods with a branch to spur the family off the ice and on to the shore.
It remains unclear why the family of deer ended up on the ice. “I’m not entirely sure how they walked all the way out there,” Peterson said. “But they definitely walked out there.”
howyoulikemenow
"fuck you, eh" -the Canadian wolves
wheresmybanana
That was harrowing to watch:) awesome rescue
TroelsyTwo
We like to think they understand were helping them.. probably not.
Feralkyn
From personal experience, usually animals do, but it depends on how smart they are/the individual. Given that these have their ears pushed
Feralkyn
forward and are watching the skater, instead of flailing the other way with head extended and ears pinned back, they seem scared but not
Feralkyn
panicked. Exhaustion's a hell of a thing, though.
TroelsyTwo
Yeah, I was thinking exhaustion might be why it doesn't seem terrified.
FlamingDeathGoat
OR "Canadian skater robs family of wolves of their meal"
ThailandExpress
Hey! Thats my lunch MF
meetycheesy
Why did the deer cross the lake?
WellThatsOriginal
To pull Santas sleigh?
DistantSombrero
And now they have a choking fetish.
chilliceyn
Scoot me across the ice like that as a buck and I'd rather stay where I was at and die.
mattheww100
Think of the poor wolves who will now starve
Moonburner
Justboredtobehere
"Look Bambi, the water's stiff!"
Ffudmethen
What's not shown in the video is him making deer jerky later that night
TheHumanCentipad
Man, hooves must really suck on ice
funbags3
LOOK AT MY HOOVES!
onecowboytoo
Yep, almost as much as @op's mom in the locker room after the game.
Ilikestyx
They're useless
Paleropapaya
Tell that to Icelandic horses
Bonchoman
Also, being dragged across ice so your balls make a long track like that, must suck.
TheHumanCentipad
I imagine it does.
senseicombs
They should have used a hoover craft instead. Lesson learned.
baronnapalm
jcow1995
As a centaur, yes they do.
IAmTheBadW01f
Like cleats on freshly waxed linoleum
TheBlueMuppet
Just imagine a deer with suction cup feet just slurpin on the frozen pond...
Flareside
More claw less pad
moodyKittenShaper
Lol at their splayed sled formation. RIP their genitals.
kaltralliart
Ice burn
fartbiscuit
The deer waiting patiently for her turn to be pushed by the stick was the best part. “Oh I go now?”
lucindamarie18
Her look of "why u passing me, aren't you gonna help"??
TheHumanCentipad
A lot less gracefull even than when Bambi did it.
NeverMetAGoodMod
This is both awesome and a little hilarious! Good stuff!
keanano8
Choked and poked back to life. Beautiful. ❤️
Babycl0wn
The ol' choke n' poke eh? Ha!
Krashtestdummy
azazyel
There must have been a light snow on the ice which gave them traction until they got too far out. My guess at least.
PolarHailStorm
Could they not have been sent in that direction by a predator or threat thereof?
azazyel
They wouldn't have made it that far unless they had some traction.
TheHumanCentipad
I think their anatomy / limited intelligence doesn't allow them to "crawl" backwards.
Mithi
Yeah, and once they slipped and sat on their asses it was impossible to get up again.
azazyel
KnightsOfShame
That’s a good guess
axiomatik
Should have sharpened up their hooves into little blades and then they could have helped themselves.
threelittledwarfs
And give them hockey sticks and a puck
Igotdisfromyourpants
They. Are. So. FLUFFY.
4shizzlemynizzle
TheHumanCentipad
And that's why you always carry a rope.
SmoothOpawriter
And I’ve skates
Moonburner
And a pushing stick.
coronalmassejection
“I figured I’d go back and eat lunch and grab some rope,”
th3grimlin
mahakalabhairava
I'll get my rope! I'll get it!
SmoothOpawriter
And ice skates
Snarknado4
twerkininamerkin
Rope, duct tape, a rag, a camp shovel, and a saw. Be prepared!
DutchOvenMePlz
To what, dispose of a body?
RelevantImgurian
Torch, lube, handcuffs, bleach and burner phone! Be prepared!
waudey912
I always carry mine wrapped around my neck. Juuuust in case.
TheHumanCentipad
Me too! Wanna hang out?
brusilov
You find a nice height branch to sling it over?
RagingRaven336
Is there anything Canadians cannot do on ice?
Counterfit
Win the Stanley Cup for a Canadian team?
PoorSucker
Whiskey
FIuxuation
Resist saying sorry.
AttackVixen
Stop resisting, its only a slight strangling.
alexburgers
Some people pay good money for stuff like this!
TheHumanCentipad
Meanwhile the fish downstairs are dissapointed to not get their spring feast.
PraiseTheMachineGod
As well as the wolves.
yeaaadude
They're prly happy to stop hearing all the ruckus
SarcasticComment
Had a deer fall off a retention wall behind my apartment and snap it's neck. Sure made a lot of unrecognizable noise.
yeaaadude
Oof
rawdog
+1 for being a good human being! @OP
MissSpelledTattoo
Yes, very n-ice!
MotherSekmet
"I see this will require application of the motivation stick! *pokes deer butt* get up there damnit!"
Nathanfake
i used the motivation at work
VWWWWWV
Motivation stick....lol
spidermenz
Must have been difficult pulling two deer while wearing a pair of ice skates
NeverConfusedForNaught
A reverse sleigh
gingewagon
Thats great ha
iguessihaveto
I think I could do it with figure skates. Hockey skates, no chance.
iguessihaveto
The key is probably that those ropes are long enough for him to get going before he had to pull weight. It would be way harder from a stop.
Tittycroissant73
Would have been more difficult without skates.
GrassssssssTastesBad
How did they get out there in the first place??
CapitalNick
My guess is they walked onto the ice.
iguessihaveto
There was probably snow on the ice when they went out, and either it blew away or it rained lightly and zambonid the ice and they couldn't
iguessihaveto
Get back.
ComradeZoidberg
Magnets
HoneNathan
Skated
zachtidmore
OP pulled them out there
volcanoduck
Am I a horrible person for thinking of my three doe permits?
physicsisalwaysrelevant
My thought was "wolves need to eat"
Gover57
It's Ontario, Canada. Can't shoot them on water, and technically they're "on water"
Gover57
Also, they're out of season in Ontario now, unless you're archery hunting.
hashtagnobud
I’m still trying to fill my last two dolphin tags. Happy hunting friend!
volcanoduck
Back atcha! TBH I'm in it mostly for the peaceful sitting in the woods part. I've had three in the scope so far this year and only took one.
HoneNathan
...I'm sure its not what we're thinking, but... Dolphin?
Dimr3ver
AND they were already being refrigerated.
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Nah those are all stressed out, meat wouldn't taste as good
ImgursLibertarian
glucocorticoids (stress hormones) are a hellova drug
QuickINeedAName
The Chinese disagree
4forensicExpertsSayHiToEveryoneWhoHasBeenWorkingHard
I like you
GingeraffeTW
Nah, I'd just think you're a bad shot.
FargosGames
volcanoduck
I have a conspiracy theory that WI DNR is lying about population numbers in order to decimate the population in southern farmland..
volcanoduck
I hunt two different areas with family and nobody is seeing nearly as many starting a few years ago. What we see are very young.
4forensicExpertsSayHiToEveryoneWhoHasBeenWorkingHard
Interesting! Found anyone else supporting this on outdoor forums? Few beers with a land management fella couldn't hurt.
volcanoduck
I've talked with folks in the conservation congress but nobody higher up in the DNR. It makes perfect sense though, if you think of it in..