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Oct 20, 2016 12:34 PM
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EatUrShorts
Just enabled my mature filter because of this, i dont wanna look like a creep
Slayertron
I think you need the nerdy white guy meme. Does something earnestly but, it gets misconstrued. Also, never open usersub in public.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
Idc if I happen to slide across nudity on the internet in public Not like any would believe me if i said it wasnt intentional. So fuck em.
skwotingdog
Then stop looking at my phone bitch
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
I learned early on in my college career not to swipe through usersub in-class because of this exact reason.
Guilead
What's usersub?
ThanksSir
imadogwoof
IT's my phone. I can look at what I want when I want.
zPapa
Buy a privacy screen
awholelotofnothin
Against the circlejerk, here: People who watch porn/browse nudes in public are super fucking creepy. Like reading Hustler on the train.
burninman
Plot twist: she's on imgur and doesn't know why people only upvote her half nudes and not her shitposts
nihilistdad
I look at NSFW content on my phone all the time while commuting. I dare anyone say something.
hellangel28
tell her she should get her curious cuntface out of your phone!
TheSadCafe
Right?! If you see something you wish you hadn't when spying on someone playing on their phone, it's YOUR fault, not theirs.
jcates91
Mature filter on in the streets, mature filter off in the sheets
Eunoterp
Next time.....take a picture of her, post it here and we will photoshop the living shit out of it...
sweetfumblebee
"Why, afraid I'll find you on here?
YesmynameisGreg
Proper response. "I'm just a feminist trying to support the #freethenipple campaign. These are fellow activists."
theyar
Yeah it sucks I like imgur but it's constantly scantily clad or naked women.
KarmasObsession
not sure who's the bigger creep? the creeper creeping your phone? or the creeper creeping creepy people lol
OnlyMyHonestOpinion
NSFT
SmartassUserName
Obligatory
PackardGoose
you should have offered to look at them together
CosmicDegenerate
Liar
ackbob
You should have told her "dont be gross, that's my daughter!" Not like anyone else saw the phone.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
This is why I almost always have filter on, as I imgur a lot on my commute
Jackalac
And that kids, is how I met your mother
ViciousOtter
People need to realise that the internet is open, and disable-dwarf porn can happen on everyone's phone.
FancyFrance
I laughed out loud in my meeting.
RobotBeardThePirate
Or when a pulsating anus shipped as Donald Trump lips makes the front page
SilasWing
Link, please.
thedarkcanuck
Am I the only one who's never seen any nudity in user sub?
MexicanCatFur
There are dozens of us! DOZENS!
raskulv
Yep.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
so many dick pics these days
K4rlss0n
Yeah, I don't see anything either and my mature filter is off.
TheBlackKaiser
Dude, it gets dark down in usersub. It can get really bad... like child porn bad.
CheshirePhoenix
I'm new here and don't even know HOW to get to usersub. But I hear the horror stories and I'm not sure I'd even want to if I did know how.
issaidnotnow
I haven't either. I feel like a loser.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Your mature content filter was probably set on from the start like mine was.
domsson
I see it all the time.
Grimtongues
Even with the mature content filter, there are occasional posts of nudity in user-sub. and it's almost always something HORRIBLE.
HothRebelsForLife
Something horrible to you bow chica wa wa ;)
swatz
I know, I have to go out of my way to find that shit.
AngryFennec
I've never seen any nudity that I'd want to see.
ABleatingSheep
Neither have I but I might have some filters turned on. idk to be honest. Is there a settings page? I would think so...
NotSoSmartAlek
Mature filter in the settings
jayjohnson86
PMmeyourboibutts
"ᵃʳᵗ"
JessieJanson
Mulan404Assassin
I just laughed out loud like a maniac. Thank you for that +1
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
Strawberry milkshake, gods tears, boat nectar? Nah. The elderly couple from 2B.
Gink0
always lose it at "boat nectar"
TheBackgroundMan
Metart
StopStaringAtMyUserNameItsVeryShy
Mozart
ExtremelyHappyGuy
"CAAAARRRRRRLLLL!!!" +1 for talking lamas reference. (for the uninitiated, do a youtube search, they're hilarious).
Shmaree
Search "Llamas with Hats"
GingeraffeTW
Where are the other lifeboats Carl?
GuessImNotALurkerNow
Judging by the angle of the sun ... at the bottom of the ocean
EricRovelo
You win the prize! I didn't even notice that.
celestedrake
Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?
CheezburgerApocalypse
Judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun... probably at the bottom of the ocean. I put lots of holes in them.
celestedrake
Carl!!
ash1k1
Should have told the nosy cunt to mind her own business. You'll fap where you damn well want to... wait... what..
mynewcharacter
Damn right! Grab her right by the Pussy and throw her off the bus.
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Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Pretend to take a pic* pretty sure it's not too legal to take pictures of random people without their consent.
NoxRaijin
As long as you are in a public area, anybody can take a picture of you. Your privacy is limited to private property. (1/2)
NoxRaijin
Sauce: I am a photographer. I had to research this stuff to avoid legal action. Serious stuff man. (2/2)
HiImNickOk
You're a photographer and an imgur user, yet you don't have any of your work posted? Why?
ShadrachUnger
#picsoutforharambe
saltyslug
We know the rules here: " Maintain eye contact..."
kmikl
You can leave that bitch behind, cuz she don't fap and if she don't fap, well, she's no friend of thine...
Ryebread91
We can fap! We can fap! Everybody hands in your pants!
BreadyStinellis
That's a sex crime, sir.
mand1nga
dom role detected
TheBackgroundMan
No, don't do that.
jimicus
Yes, do. Society works mostly on people doing what they are expected to. Break that expectation, and watch people's brains crash.
vincexe
Do it anyway
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Establish dominance.
DotSlashNatalie
Maintain eye contact.
DanImguru
Masturbate furiously